Trump is a genius

rogertex
Texas
Imagine this:
You interview for a cashiers job at the local grocer.
The grocery owner interviews you and hires you.
But then also adds - hey I got you the job, what about my commission. $100. And under the table please.

Most will freak out. May even decline the offer from that douche bag. Besides this whole kickback being illegal.

But Trump has found a way to legalize this and will happen in the next month.

He has ordered TikTok App shut down in United States on 15-Sep-2020, citing National security concerns. Unless it sells itself to a United States company.

United States government will approve TikTok sales to a US company, only after it receives a sizable chunk of the sales proceeds. (Sizable = 25-50%).

Why is this legal?
TikTok security concerns are valid and provable.
China government, and its history of clandestine operations, definitely helps.

Trump says reason for Kickback, is to enable such a deal. It will allow TikTok to receive such a large sum of money because the App is patronized by nearly 100% of the 14-22 year olds in USA - and hence a portion should be returned back to the US people represented by its government. Call it a new form of Sales Tax.

Microsoft is ready.
TikTok is ready.
I see billions pouring into US treasury.

In Strip Club world - this happens to Dancers and Customers.
Parking Fee, Entry fee, Drink minimum (selling min drinks quota for Dancers), Tip outs to Manager/DJ (dancers), Tips to everyone else (customers).

For all these fees - if we think Strip Clubs don't provide the safety and security that we expect, we ought to hold our government even more accountable for all the taxes we pay.

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Uprightcitizen
4 years ago
Whatever....The real question is if DJT becomes a board member of it after becoming a civilian again. You think he really gives a damn after lauding the premier of China just a few months ago. I miss Ronald Reagan.
Muddy
4 years ago
Everything on Tik Tok is cringeworthy as fuck. I was hoping it would die personally.
skibum609
4 years ago
Children of today are about as American as the Chinese anyway. So sad that people under 40 have to live in this sad sack country run by progressives. Anyone see one fucking government employee get a covid related job loss?
623
4 years ago
Ronald Reagan and his AG waged a fierce war on strip clubs/adult businesses/the porn industry that drove many out of business and set the USA on the path to be the puritanical country it is today. The PL landscape would be so different today in NYC hadn’t been “cleaned up” by Reagan and his cronies.
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