Comments by rogertex (page 9)

Generally speaking, younger dancers have sexier bodies (toned, athletic, perkier nipples) and older dancers have better finesse (erotic, convo, senual lap dances). A younger dancer with finesse is like a treat and becomes the ones that PLs affectionately call CF or ATF. That aside - dancers are substantially sexier and with better finesse than civilian women. Any day.

If you had a decent time with this dancer, she can earn the money she needs from you (or part of it). If you are going to give it to her, expect no return.

There's a club in San Antonio - Tifanny's Cabaret. A few dancers I know sell over 100 dances in a shift. Customers are also not into cigars, champagne, food or ambiance - just lappers. Stacked to the roof. That to me is like a factory churning out lappers.

Subraman - "To me, the cell phone is an indispensable safety tool ...." At first I was in awe where this statement would be taking us. Imagine ! Our man Subraman in a strip club. Having his booze. Watching naked girls dancing. Minding his own business. A fatty, fugly dancer spots this handsome guy and starts barreling towards Subra. Big, wide smile, sweaty face and hips barely clearing spacing between tables. ... and gaining speed. That's when Subra pulls out his phone, puts it on his left ear and uses other hand to cover his right ear .... to take that super important call. Afterall safety first.

Wonder what LapDanceKing's stage name is ??? ... can't be Herman

time to lie low for a bit !

heaving = Richard G ?

Welcome - read your central texas strip club reviews - spot on and insightful.

It's your wife. It's your life. And we live in a free country. Do whatever we want. .... but read Dave's story first *********************************************************** Upon his wife's insistence, Dave decides to take her to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

codemonkey - "As long as a dancer doesn't walk up to me and say something like "Hi, I'm Travis! What's your name?" I'm not at all picky about names." LOL A few dancers pick a name that somewhat reflects their personality - at least for that moment. That thoughtfulness is appreciated. Montana from Ricks in Austin - lived up to her name. No speed limits. Lived wild and in the fast lane. Enigma from Bare in Austin - changed hairstyle, personality and attitude every so often. Always a surprise. Harmony from Divas in Austin - She gives a head massage, shoulder massage during a lapper while straddling on you. Whole body experience. But then there was Pleasure from Palazio. She was pleasure, only barely. When parting she said "It was pleasure doing business with you". I had to say "But it was business having pleasure with you".

does not seem funny - but whatever

good thread. i'll try this. hey sirlap - i remember you from a few months ago. Didn't you make good with your wife and abstain from clubbing? ... looks like you are back. So Welcome !

Southwest belt is up there - Austin, Houston, Dallas, San An, El Paso, Phoenix. Wholesome beautiful women. Not on drugs. Liberal attitude towards sex. Low level of desperation in civilian world means less sex crime = more relaxed dancers = open for OTC. Besides the Southwest love belt - I'd give 2nd spot to mid-west: Kansas, Indiana, Southern Illinois: Detroit gets special mention. Same story as above - except dancers are not as sexy as Southwest. But great attitude. Midwest stripper is America's best kept secret. 3rd spot: Rhode Island - all of its 32 miles. ==================== Worst: Northwest - including Northern California gets the WORST region award. Expensive and generally lame. 2nd worst: Northeast - except Rhode Island 3rd worst: Virginia, DC, WV Vegas, NYC, LA, San Diego, Miami, Clearwater - honestly these places are ok. Worn out at 25 - type of dancers; expensive; yes - high mileage. Don't be fooled by Follies - rest of Atlanta is just ok. As is rest of Southern bible belt - Carolinas, Arkansas, Lousiana, Bama, Mississippi.

complete satisfaction - indeed !

Bamaeight ????? This is a GREAT review! .... feels as if I was there Kudos Simon

Read this story https://books.google.com/books?id=-_QDAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA39&dq=stripper+oldster+heart+attack&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjM-8Omj7vjAhUbX80KHfqXDo4Q6AEIKDAA#v=onepage&q=stripper%20oldster%20heart%20attack&f=false From Weekly World News (source of reliable stories from NYC area)

Thank you musicman - note to self - avoid vanessa @ lipstick dallas.

Read this so much - more money is not more honey. It's insane ! or in Papi's words - welcome to bizzaro strip club land

I'd name that fucking ROB. Definitely one to avoid - and divert stripper dollars to the deserving honeys.

grand - wow wrong club reviewed? .... maybe it's a Monday. Reviewer care to correct?

Not a Texas thing. Even in open dance areas - people mind their own biz. Unless dancer is squirting

There's a fella here who wears a suit n tie to strip clubs. white, polyester. He wanders in NYC area sometimes. So organized and meticulous, with strategies and attention to details - that it can feel like "work". Sure he'd be pissed if stranded in a subway Don't know about the briefcase though

Eric - I enjoy dirty talkers too (and I know it is a fantasy)! northwest101215 - Nice SJG - "Never substitute talk for doing" Got it Master - I did not know that. skibum - she was just fantasizing - or maybe not. others - I've not had many dancers start the dirty talk - but would enjoy it as well. But when I initiate - seen many accept it and play long as part of their job description (entertainer) - and some enjoy it.

TFP agree with your comment - and I'd not go here if I were a local. But dancers were beautiful and had a positive hustle. That counts some in my book. .... the only color dancers favor is Green !

tell us how it went - I'm sure it will go well.