Comments by woodstock (page 5)

Hey Dennis, it's really too bad that you weren't able to vote for her.

April, that's why ya always self-park your daily driver at the club, fer sher!

OP's title is a bit misleading -- the UA crowd will no doubt continue clubbing their ass off. They just won't be able to expense it as brazenly as they used to. Now they'll have to get clever.

Spice, ha ha! Well, you know the old joke -- "those voting for Beto, go to the polls on Tuesday; those voting for Ted, go to the polls on Wednesday." Personally, I always enjoy watching dancers at the poles...

You would not have to worry about ever saying no; the strip club wouldn't ever hire her.

@Spice, no BC isn't open yet, but I predict a dud based on their website, alone. Of course, I've been wrong before...

So, all you commercial real estate folks -- please do a deal in Austin to open up a new strip club that meets every single one of TUSCL parameters for excellence. I'm sure Bare Cabaret isn't it.

Juice would never take a date to KK, since they don't serve chiken fangers there. So April, you're not high maintenance; in fact, you're Juice-approved, even before Juice makes his way to Austin!

I have a job for an overseas firm. I'm packing and moving furniture pretty much every day.

Juice, it might be worth considering that the max yearly 401(k) contribution in 2019 will be $19,000. If you do that for a few decades, you can be like shadowcat in your 70s -- live in Atlanta, go to Follies several times a week, and bang hot young strippers -- while living like Juice now. Enjoy, my friend!

Because this board is Aces.

April, what happens if you try an incognito window in your browser?

If I had to guess, I would imagine that lopaw has gotten perfectly wonderful head from completely straight dancers who liked the color of her money and didn't care about the color of her bush. The same is no doubt true for some lesbian dancers expressing interest in male PLs, as @wallanon pointed out.

You know they are lesbian when you have to interrupt their muff diving on stage to get some attention for your $1 tip.

@abq, NACIH.

I'm sure every single credit card issuer on the planet would reluctantly admit that they profit greatly from the majority of people not being able to resist going into debt, to the tune of ~25% interest a year on CC balances. There is a reason the industry calls people "deadbeats" who pay no interest on their cards.

XTC is more in the NE part of town, while the Strip is in the SE. Both are probably better suited for BTL69.

Bigtittylover, I am not sure where you've gone, so don't know if they're the wrong places, since I don't see any reviews for the six months of Austin-based strip-clubbing you've been doing. What Houston clubs had you been enjoying while you lived there?

Have met zoey101, and it was a delightful experience. In this area, it's nicespice I'm hoping to meet next.

Make all TUSCL trolls (except mamisan) take a break from TUSCL and work a year as bathroom trolls.

Papi, camera app has location permissions so that photos can be geolocation-tagged automagically. I've stopped using Uber completely and rely on Lyft instead, unless I'm in Austin, when I use Ride Austin.

Spice, there will certainly be more meet ups. I still want to get a double dance from you and zoey in a cabana with Nicole, but I don't know if she's still going to strip clubs, what with classes and all.

A Monday funday it was. Zoey is a wonderful companion for chilling, drinking, chatting, and dancing. @Huntsman, the pictures you've seen don't do her justice. Quite the beauty. Thanks for making a special trip and for making my trip special, zoey101.

Spice, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Yes, October/November can be perfectly fine times to visit Texas. Although, it's Texas, so who the fuck knows what the weather will be like! Flights in October can be expensive, because of these events: ACL Festival (5-7 Oct, 12-14 Oct) and Formula 1 (19-21 Oct).