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90 reviews by alkdesmo

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Average club with okay dance specials

Short summary – Average club where you might be able to get value from their dance specials but seems set up more for regulars/locals who already know the dancers and probably is not worth a…

9 mos ago1

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Mediocre outing but VIP+ experiences seem available

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Short summary – No frills club that seems designed specifically for extra fun but lineup was average and probably not the best club for a party night out. After a mediocre outing to Spearmint Rhino, I…

9 mos ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Model-level dancers but super expensive

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Short summary – Decent LA club with attractive dancers but very expensive VIPs and chances for extra fun seems pretty low unless you’re willing to spend a ton of money. Mostly seems like a…

9 mos ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Barer bones Vegas club but fun can be had if you're patient

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Little Darlings was the last club I went to during my Vegas trip (see my other reviews for the rest of the trip). This was a solo visit on Monday night around 11PM because…

3 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Disappointing visit and club seems to have lost its mojo

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I visited the Spearmint Rhino on Saturday night. My friends and I have been to this club multiple times in the past and have usually had a solid time with the number, variety, and…

3 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Night club experience with hot strippers

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

We went to Sapphires on Sunday night around 10PM. This was the fourth club I visited during my time in Vegas for a guy’s trip to watch and gamble on the NFL playoffs.…

3 yrs ago

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Average Vegas club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

PREFACE: I went to Vegas to watch the first weekend of the NFL playoffs with some friends, and I hit up 5 clubs while I was there, some solo and some as a group.…

3 yrs ago

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Solid Vegas club but expensive to get the full experience

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Peppermint Hippo is the second club I visited during my Vegas trip, and this review covers 2 visits on Friday/Saturday nights when the rest of my crew showed up. I’ve written reviews for the…

3 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Still a decent club during special pricing on Mondays

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It’s been a few months since I’ve gone to any clubs in San Francisco, but I found myself up in the city and decided to check out Centerfolds. In the past, this had become…

6 yrs ago1

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Nice club but could be so much more

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Tattletale was the second club I visited during my trip to Atlanta. I also ended up going there twice (Saturday/Tuesday) and got to experience both the weekend and weekday vibe. In general, this…

6 yrs ago

Madam Cabaret

Munich, DE

One of few options in Munich

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I found myself in Munich and decided to get out of the hotel and check out a strip club that happened to be located pretty close by. It looks like this club hasn’t been…

6 yrs ago3

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Barebones club but excellent value

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Follies was the last club I visited during my time in Atlanta. I wasn’t even sure if I was going to make it to this place, but given its legendary status I felt it…

6 yrs ago5

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Basically a night club with very attractive naked girls dancing

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had the opportunity to travel to Atlanta recently, and I decided to check out the local strip club scene so this review should be taken from the perspective of a non-local. First up…

6 yrs ago2

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

General downswing since IC/employee change

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So this review covers a couple of different visits, both during the week (Thursday) and weekend (Saturday), and mostly I'm writing to give an update on the club since the recent switch from classifying dancers…

7 yrs ago

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, CA

Barely worth the visit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street on…

7 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

More night club than strip club

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I happened to be in the Miami/SoFlo area for work at the end of 2018 and decided to use it as an opportunity to check out the local clubs. I read the various reviews…

7 yrs ago2

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Lots of fun at a gentleman's club

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. After reading the reviews…

7 yrs ago5

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Enjoyable visit to Cheetahs Pompanao

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. I went to Cheetahs…

7 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Good value if you like Cubans/Latinas

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. So I hit up…

7 yrs ago4

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Used to be a Walmart. Felt like a Walmart.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. Tootsie’s was a pretty…

7 yrs ago6

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Another Monday night at Centerfolds

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Found myself in the city this past Monday for work, and I figured I'd end the night at Centerfolds. I got there right before 8PM so I was able to get in without paying…

7 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Monday night at Centerfolds

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was in the city after picking up a friend at the airport and dropping him off at his hotel. I don't normally get into SF much during the week so I thought I'd…

7 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Decent alternative to Gold Club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So we normally will visit the Gold Club if we're in SF and want to go to a strip club, but my friends and I decided to try Centerfolds to mix things up. It's…

7 yrs ago1

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

One of the few options in south Bay Area

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was down in San Jose for a BBQ, and a couple of the guys wanted to hit up a strip club at the end of the night. Since none of us wanted to…

7 yrs ago1

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Standard Friday night at Gold Club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Got dinner in the city across the street at Thirsty Bear with a guy that lives in the city and we ended up at the Gold Club to chill for a bit before heading…

8 yrs ago