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92 reviews by alkdesmo

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Solid club but not worth it if coming from the Bay Area specifically for the club

I found myself in Sacramento for work and decided to stay late to go to Centerfolds rather than deal with the Friday afternoon traffic going back to my hotel in San Francisco. The club…

1 wk ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Hot eye candy, low mileage, avoid Ari

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was in San Diego for work and decided to hit up my old club. The title basically says everything, but I’ll expand since this review would get rejected otherwise. When I lived in San Diego,…

1 wk ago3

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Average club with okay dance specials

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Short summary – Average club where you might be able to get value from their dance specials but seems set up more for regulars/locals who already know the dancers and probably is not worth a…

1 yr ago1

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Mediocre outing but VIP+ experiences seem available

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Short summary – No frills club that seems designed specifically for extra fun but lineup was average and probably not the best club for a party night out. After a mediocre outing to Spearmint Rhino, I…

1 yr ago

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, CA

Model-level dancers but super expensive

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Short summary – Decent LA club with attractive dancers but very expensive VIPs and chances for extra fun seems pretty low unless you’re willing to spend a ton of money. Mostly seems like a…

1 yr ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Barer bones Vegas club but fun can be had if you're patient

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Little Darlings was the last club I went to during my Vegas trip (see my other reviews for the rest of the trip). This was a solo visit on Monday night around 11PM because…

3 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Disappointing visit and club seems to have lost its mojo

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I visited the Spearmint Rhino on Saturday night. My friends and I have been to this club multiple times in the past and have usually had a solid time with the number, variety, and…

3 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Night club experience with hot strippers

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

We went to Sapphires on Sunday night around 10PM. This was the fourth club I visited during my time in Vegas for a guy’s trip to watch and gamble on the NFL playoffs.…

3 yrs ago

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Average Vegas club

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

PREFACE: I went to Vegas to watch the first weekend of the NFL playoffs with some friends, and I hit up 5 clubs while I was there, some solo and some as a group.…

3 yrs ago

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Solid Vegas club but expensive to get the full experience

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Peppermint Hippo is the second club I visited during my Vegas trip, and this review covers 2 visits on Friday/Saturday nights when the rest of my crew showed up. I’ve written reviews for the…

3 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Still a decent club during special pricing on Mondays

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It’s been a few months since I’ve gone to any clubs in San Francisco, but I found myself up in the city and decided to check out Centerfolds. In the past, this had become…

7 yrs ago1

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Nice club but could be so much more

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Tattletale was the second club I visited during my trip to Atlanta. I also ended up going there twice (Saturday/Tuesday) and got to experience both the weekend and weekday vibe. In general, this…

7 yrs ago

Madam Cabaret

Munich, DE

One of few options in Munich

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I found myself in Munich and decided to get out of the hotel and check out a strip club that happened to be located pretty close by. It looks like this club hasn’t been…

7 yrs ago3

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Barebones club but excellent value

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Follies was the last club I visited during my time in Atlanta. I wasn’t even sure if I was going to make it to this place, but given its legendary status I felt it…

7 yrs ago5

The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Basically a night club with very attractive naked girls dancing

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had the opportunity to travel to Atlanta recently, and I decided to check out the local strip club scene so this review should be taken from the perspective of a non-local. First up…

7 yrs ago2

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

General downswing since IC/employee change

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So this review covers a couple of different visits, both during the week (Thursday) and weekend (Saturday), and mostly I'm writing to give an update on the club since the recent switch from classifying dancers…

7 yrs ago

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, CA

Barely worth the visit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street on…

7 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

More night club than strip club

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I happened to be in the Miami/SoFlo area for work at the end of 2018 and decided to use it as an opportunity to check out the local clubs. I read the various reviews…

7 yrs ago2

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Lots of fun at a gentleman's club

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. After reading the reviews…

7 yrs ago5

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Enjoyable visit to Cheetahs Pompanao

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. I went to Cheetahs…

7 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Good value if you like Cubans/Latinas

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. So I hit up…

7 yrs ago4

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Used to be a Walmart. Felt like a Walmart.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. Tootsie’s was a pretty…

7 yrs ago6

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Another Monday night at Centerfolds

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Found myself in the city this past Monday for work, and I figured I'd end the night at Centerfolds. I got there right before 8PM so I was able to get in without paying…

7 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Monday night at Centerfolds

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was in the city after picking up a friend at the airport and dropping him off at his hotel. I don't normally get into SF much during the week so I thought I'd…

7 yrs ago1

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Decent alternative to Gold Club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So we normally will visit the Gold Club if we're in SF and want to go to a strip club, but my friends and I decided to try Centerfolds to mix things up. It's…

8 yrs ago1