Good value if you like Cubans/Latinas

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip.

So I hit up Diamond Dolls twice within 3 days (once on a Saturday and once on a Monday) and there was basically no difference between either day I went in terms of the number of girls working or the number of guys visiting. Right away, you can tell that this is a pretty different club than the others given that the every girl is sizing you up to determine whether you’re going to take them into the back for a full VIP session and every guy is checking out every dancer for the same reasons. The girls are pretty aggressive in their pitches and most introduced themselves by reaching down south or just flat out asking if I wanted to go to the back to f—k. I think I read in other reviews that a lot of the girls don’t even want to bother with dances out on the floor since the ROI isn’t there for them and that seemed to be the case while I was there. Most guys were either just drinking or headed to the curtained areas for some VIP time.

Anyway, the girls were generally attractive although in my opinion the average/range was a tick lower than in any of the other clubs I went to in Miami (i.e. mostly 5-7). There were at least 30 girls each night I went and they were 100% Latina on both days (mostly Cuban or Cuban-American and a few girls who said they were from Columbia or Venezuela, maybe just to mix it up), although there was enough variation in body types, skin color, and hair styles that it wasn’t too bad if you’re not as into Latinas. You’re looking at spending around $30 before getting to the girls if you want to drink ($12 entrance fee, $5 to park, and $6 for a beer), which isn’t that bad considering that the prices for a full-on VIP experience were also the best available of any club I visited. I think a lot of the dancers could tell that I wasn’t a local and so they tried to ask for outrageous prices (i.e. north of $400), but I knew that the going prices were $150/$225 so I’d just lowball them if they quoted me something ridiculous and they quickly came down in price or went on their way once they figured out I wasn’t a mark, even though I wasn’t into most of what was available.