Barer bones Vegas club but fun can be had if you're patient

Little Darlings was the last club I went to during my Vegas trip (see my other reviews for the rest of the trip). This was a solo visit on Monday night around 11PM because the rest of my crew had left while I stayed an extra day to gamble some more and watch the last playoff football game. I didn’t bother calling for the club van because it was late, and I didn’t want to waste time waiting around for a pick-up and ended up just taking a taxi. Compared to the other clubs I went to during this trip (Hippo, Rhino, Sapphires, Crazy Horse), Little Darlings is definitely a more bare bones club similar to the standard club you’d find in most other cities, and it’s definitely not as extravagant in terms of the club layout or vibe. However, there are a couple of features that distinguish it from other clubs. The first noticeable thing is that it’s completely nude which also means there’s no alcohol. As a result, they can hire 18 year olds, which is great if you like younger/fresher looking girls who also may not yet be as completely sharky and jaded as the strippers working at some of the bigger clubs. Additionally, you’re able to find more natural girls without implants or tattoos which is also pretty rare at the bigger clubs. The downside is that you have to get your drink on before you come so it takes a little bit of planning ahead if you want to booze up. Also, you also may have to deal with a number of high school and college guys under 21 in the crowd who are about as dumb as you remember an 18-20 year old guy being.

Anyway, when I got to the club, I was charged $50 to enter, which seemed way high and was also told there was a 1 drink minimum (non-alcoholic of course). I didn’t really feel like arguing so I paid the cover and went in. Security guy didn’t pat me down so I guess you could try to sneak in a hip flask or a little liquor bottle. The club interior really isn’t much to discuss. It’s pretty dark and I also remember there being a large number of poles supporting the ceiling for some reason. There’s a main stage where girls dance for a couple of songs (totally nude by the end), and the stage is shaped like a U and surrounded by seating. This part of the room is separated from the front part of the room where you enter by a railing, and the bar is located in this front area along with some tables/chairs to sit at. There are booths along both sides of the room, and you can smoke hookah if that’s your thing, although I don’t remember seeing anyone partaking on the night I went. The cost of a bottle of water was $9 and $15 for a slushee.

On this particular night, it was pretty slow and there were maybe 20 girls total, which wasn’t unexpected given it was a Monday night and also not one of the main clubs. The girls definitely tended towards the younger side and most were white with a few Latinas/AA mixed in that night. The range for this group of girls was much wider, 5-9, but there were still a couple of very attractive girls to choose from. There were probably also 20-25 customers so it had a much more subdued atmosphere than the previous clubs I went to that weekend. One other thing to note is that they advertise feature dancers on the weekend, usually some porn star, so that’s another unique aspect of this club.