Reviews

At the top of the review, I filled in "unknown" for most of the questions, not because I don't know but because it varies from shift to shift and day to day. I'm pretty sure…

I went on to Sin Rock after being dissatisfied with the Mystic experience. This is, perhaps, the nicest club (in terms of facilities) east of I-205. Maybe in all of Portland. The interior is beautiful.…

Dropped by on a Friday evening around 10PM. The place was semi-full, with a bike club taking up one corner of the main room. The place also reeked of weed. The weird thing was there…

I've been to Stars Bridgeport a few times recently and thought I should do a review. A few years back, when I worked in Tualatin, it was one of my regular hangouts. Now, not so…

Was driving by this place mid-afternoon on a Wednesday and decided to stop in for a beer, a bite, and some boobs. I guess two out of three ain't bad. When I stepped inside I…

There's A Reason No One Has Reviewed This Place In The Past Six Months When I sat down to write this I was surprised to see that I had written the previous two reviews of this…

Dropped by Gold Club after the shift change on a Thursday night. The place was surprisingly busy and had a larger number of dancers than my previous visits. The most surprising thing, though, was the…

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered Dream On late…

Stopped by Stars Bridgeport on a Wednesday evening around 10PM. I hadn't been to a Stars since the Beaverton on shut down, but I was in the area so I figured "what the hell." Six…

Stopped in at Spearmint Rhino late one Sunday night with a friend who wanted to check out the club. Previous experience had taught me that there wouldn't be much going on, and there wasn't. The club…

I stopped by the Gold Club on a recent Sunday evening. A dancer I've known for a long time recently started there and has been complaining to me that the other girls are going the…

Stopped by on a Sunday evening to see a dancer I know. Bouncer checked and scanned my ID, but no cover was charged. Inside, the club is neither a dive nor upscale. Maybe Goldilocks strips here.…