Reviews by dtek

I dropped by on a Friday after work. I'm not going to bother describing the place because there are tons of reviews here that do as good a job as I could do. When I…

I stopped in at Stars Bridgeport over the lunch hour on a Thursday. There were half a dozen customers in the place and four dancers in the rotation. Lunch was inexpensive and tasty, but…

I gave Sunset Strip a try late in the afternoon on a Wednesday. There was no cover to get in at five. They have two stages, one in the middle of the room and one…

I stopped in at Blush on a Wednesday evening around 8:30. It's yet another Portland dive strip bar, pretty middle of the road, with nothing in particular to distinguish it from all the other Portland…

I arrived at Wild Orchid around 8:30 on a Tuesday evening. The place is well kept, though I'm not personally fond of the neon pink-purple motif. The main stage is a pedestal about four feet…

I stopped in here around 9 on a Wednesday. The place is huge and is adequately described in other reviews. There are three stages, but only one was running when I was there. They've removed…

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss. I dropped in around 7:30…

The Landing Strip is a pretty typical Portland dive bar with strippers. Walk in and the pool tables are to your left, the punching bag machine is straight ahead, the bar's to your right and…

There have been some recent changes at Cabaret II so I thought I'd write another review. Most of what I say here is based on visits during the afternoon or early evening and mostly on…

I've been driving past this tiny place that's shaped like a whiskey jug for years. One Wednesday night around 9PM I decided to check it out. Inside there's a bar, a stage, a few…

Presley's is a fairly typical Oregon dive strip bar. The interior of the building has a cramped feeling to it. It's big enough, but the space is divided up into a bunch of small rooms.…

I stopped in at Stars Salem after a somewhat disappointing visit to Presley's. Stars is an old restaurant that's been remodeled into a strip club. The interior of the Salem location is not as glitzy…

I stopped in here after an uninspiring visit to Hotties. The two clubs are within 500 feet of each other. Walk in the door and there's a guy at a little pass-through window…

This is my personal favorite club in the Portland area. Most of my experience here has been during the afternoon or early evening, especially on weekends. The building has three levels surrounding a central stage with…

I've been back to this club several times since my previous review and have a little better idea what it's about. As with all clubs, your mileage may vary. The cover to get in the…

This place appears to be an old house that has been gutted and turned into one of the divier of Portland's dive strip clubs. The door is up some stairs, and you'll walk in…

Dropped in on a Tuesday evening around 9PM. This place is a dive bar with strippers. Lots of pool tables, large bar area and a couple of stages. I got the impression…

I was headed toward Pallas Club when I noticed that a new club has opened up diagonally across the intersection of 136th & Powell. King's Wild seems to be a sports bar with strippers…

As others have mentioned, this place is in the basement of a Szechuan restaurant. Rules are posted on the door as you enter: No fighting, No gang color, No weapons, No touching. I…

I'm pretty surprised to see other guys describe this place as having great lap dances. My experience was the opposite. Also, fredzee's comment that the girls can get naked because it's a juice…

I'm surprised that happy123happy gave this club a physical six. From what I've seen, the Stars clubs are as nice as it gets on the west side, at least in the main room.…

Went in on a Tuesday evening around 8. Parking wasn't a problem. They have parking spots in the front and the back. The bar is straight ahead as you walk in the…

I found myself out in Southeast Portland with a Saturday afternoon to kill. I'd read about the all day $3 breakfast the Pallas Club has and decided to check it out. I dropped in around 1PM,…

Went in around 9:30 on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $2 and my micro brew was $5. Signs on the walls said they have happy hour specials every day until 5:30PM. They had…

Went in on Friday afternoon around 3PM. The place is divided into two separate rooms, each with a stage. The bar is in the more spacious back room. Both rooms have lots of…