Reviews by dtek

I've stopped at the Dolphin a couple of times in the early evening since the first of the year. It's a nice place with a happy hour that runs fairly late (7 or 8). Drinks…

I hadn't been here in a while, but was driving by about an hour before closing and decided to stop in. It's a dive, though the owner has put some money into the interior in…

Pallas has closed. It re-opened on January 8 as Rock Hard PDX, a live music and karaoke venue. Management says they will eventually bring back strippers, but there were no strippers there (at least working…

I think the inmates have taken over the asylum. I went into Tommy's around 8:45 on a Friday evening to meet a friend. The friend hadn't arrived yet so I went inside and was greeted by…

I went into The Runway late one afternoon for the first in several months. The club itself is very nicely done, roughly as posh as Stars Beaverton was back in the day. All bottled beers…

Stopped in on Thursday around 11 to meet a friend. There were six dancers working, all but one of them AA. Body types ranged from a tall thin hustler who oozed sex to a couple…

I stopped in on a Friday night at 1AM. The club itself is very nice. There are two stages, though only one was in use. I was not charged a cover. My microbrew was $5.…

Went in on a Friday about 10PM. Nine or ten dancers on shift and maybe twice that many customers. One thing I like about this club is that the music is not earsplittingly loud. Also…

I went to Tommy's Too around 1am Friday to meet a friend. Got there and all I see is half a dozen guys sitting around looking bored. No dancers. No bartender. I sat down to…

This is my favorite club in Portland. For me, it has the best combination of girls, cost, and privacy for dances that I've found here. This review is based on many visits over the past…

Pallas says it's under new management, but the club looks and feels the same. I went in on a Monday afternoon. Four entertainers on shift with a mix of AA and white girls. None would…

I went to Tommy's Too on a recent Friday afternoon because a dancer I know said she'd started there. I'd never been there before. Physically, the place is a small dive; typical of what you'd…

This review is based on a handful of visits to The Runway over the past few months. I was there this afternoon and thought I write an update to my previous review. There have…

The Portland version of Club SinRock is open in the old Jody's building and the girls at the club where I usually hang out are all a-twitter about it. I went in on a Tuesday…

A trip to Sunset Strip reminded me why I generally head to SE Portland even though I live way out on the west side of town. Went in around 9PM on a Thursday. Cover was…

I hadn't been in this club for several years, but a friend wanted to meet there so off I went. The quick review is that if you like stage shows by thin white girls and…

I work nearby and have gone in here for lunch a couple of times in the past month. I had heard that this club was closed for remodeling a while back but saw almost no…

I really want to like this club. It's by far the closest club to my home while my favorite club is almost 30 miles away. I've gone to The Runway a few times since my…

I was really surprised at how lively this club was on a Sunday evening. Went in around 10PM. There were lots of customers and lots of dancers. This is way different from my usual experience…

Spyce was busy late on a Sunday night. Much busier than I've ever seen on a Sunday at any suburban or SE Portland strip club. It's an oddly laid out club with a large stage with…

I went in on a Tuesday evening around 9:00. I didn't count, but there were at least (in the immortal words of The Beach Boys) two girls for every boy. Every last one of them…

Went in Sunday evening at 8:30. Three dancers were on shift and all three were quite attractive. One of them was a lot older than the other two. All three dancers were quite friendly…

This is Hillsboro's finest strip club. Unfortunately that's because it's Hillsboro's only strip club. I went in on a Saturday evening at 7 PM. I really don't expect a club to be jumping that early,…

I went into Stars about 5PM on a Friday evening. Cover was $5 to get in and my microbrew was $4. A sign said that happy hour runs from 6-9PM. The club is quite nice…

Cabaret II continues to evolve. It's now open 2PM to 2:30 AM seven days a week. Happy hour is 2PM to 9PM with well drinks and domestic taps for $3. After nine…