BBW Heaven

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered Dream On late one Monday night except the Dream On version would be "Six Fat Chicks and One Skinny One."

Dream On is a dive and it makes no pretense of being anything else. Though they upgraded the stage area (there's only one) and added new TVs a year or two ago, the rest of the club looks a bit like a remodeling job that's stalled part way finished. There's unfinished lumber visible where the room is divided between the stage and the pool tables, and exposed conduit leading to the new DJ booth.

Upon entry my ID was checked and scanned, but I was not wanded down. That's a bit of a concern because their former security manager once told me that he regularly found weapons when he patted customers down.