Biased

At the top of the review, I filled in "unknown" for most of the questions, not because I don't know but because it varies from shift to shift and day to day. I'm pretty sure I've been at this club every day of the week and I know I've seen every shift. This review is based on a bunch of visits over the past several months.

I haven't reviewed Cabaret II in a long time because I don't want to sound like I'm shilling, but @hoarker's comment on my Sin Rock review prompted me to write another one. I'll state up front that this is my favorite club in town. It's on the far east side of Portland (just past the Portland/Gresham line actually), and I regularly drive over from the far west side of town. I recently told another TUSCL'r that I think this club is the best value in town. It doesn't have the hottest girls in town, but they're mostly plenty hot for me. It doesn't have the cheapest prices in town, but to find cheaper prices you have to accept much less hot girls. It doesn't have the nicest facilities in town, but you'll spend more money to find similar girls at a nicer facility. In short, Cabaret II hits the sweet spot for me.

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