ROB Report

I flew in to Indy on a Sunday evening and decided to check out Club Rio. It's in a smallish building off a commercial drag near some strip malls. Seems safe enough. Parking was free. I put on a mask to enter, but I might have been the only masked customer. Cover was five bucks. Due to Indiana COVID rules, the club closes at midnight every night.

Inside, the place is a little run down and painted almost completely black. Almost all lighting is black lights with some additional light from the bar way in the back of the room. There are three stages, but only two have poles and only one was running on this Sunday night. The barmaid was attentive and my Jim Beam cost $6.75.

Dancers looked a bit worn and evenly divided between way too big and approaching meth thin. I'd rate them somewhere between fours and sevens, but maybe you guys who like the big girls would have ranked some higher. There were maybe six or eight girls on shift. I only saw five on stage while I was there.