Comments by staxwell (page 23)

LMAO @gmd

@ dalex, Alucard is Lord of the White Knights. Superman without the super powers. Make believe moderator of TUSCL. He's like a never ending "Just Say No" ad. If he hasn't PM'd you yet, he will soon.

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Oh the karma... lol

"So, for you guys who plan to have children, can you somehow prevent tattoos? I want to be 50 years old and enjoy tattoo-less women." Lol, the fuck? Are you saying our daughters are gonna be strippers? Alucard's team just keeps growing and growing.

So if I was white magnums would feel even worse? Damn. lol

Lol, welcome to TUSCL, dalex.

Some of those girls are making BANK.

@tenis, I'm just messing with you lol.

@igloo, The magnums are to damn thick IMO. @inno, That makes sense. A lot actually. @tenis, The non-virgins are talking here. Butt out.

What about a wife as a backup?

I'd never date a woman that could whoop my ass. Nothing against them, it's just, I can be an asshole sometimes. At the same time, I find tall, built women sexy as hell. I just can't risk the ass whooping...

"My point to you is that the 80s videos with white blonde stripper with big breast is hightly more appealing than a big black booty" Is this a fact? I'm not gonna keep saying the same thing over and over in regards to the SC music, but I will say Heavy Metal sounded like crap too to people in the 80's. But, this isn't about the quality of music, just the quality of dancers, right? "I believe that popular culture is the overwhelming influence at play in the quality of the dancers available in strip clubs." I doubt all the dancers back in the 80's were hot, just like not all the dancers today are any worse looking than the hot ones from the 80's. Some areas have there high spots; some low. Just like it probably was back then. That applies to the music as well. Not all rap music is negative shit, just like not all heavy metal was power ballads and fucking girls, girls, girls. "It is the rap culture- violent, criminal, cruel, heartless, selfish, misogynistic, racist and homophobic- that I blame for much of the decline." Yeah, cause none of that was going on in Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal had a whole generation living by the words "Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll!" and they weren't talking about a little marijuana when they said drugs. Rap doesn't have anyone OD'ing on coke in the middle of the night on Sunset Blvd. People do coke now because they just want to. In the 80's it was because "Sex, Drugs & Rock-n-Roll" was the motto. Gene Simmons slept with damn near 5,000 women. A little more contemporary: Marilyn Manson. Ozzy Osbourne didn't influence anyone. Metallica doesn't make anyone wanna fuck shit up. Don't blame the music, man. Just like you reached down for those Bon Jovi lyrics, it would be nothing to find some good rap lyrics.

"So why would I pay to eat a strippers pussy. She should be paying me." Preach.

Lol There will never be a more epic battle.

Oh shit. Oh...shit. Let's pretend I didn't post that. Shit...can we get a delete button? Sorry.

Magnums are like trash bags. Trustex Extra Large is great, and you can actually FEEL something. Check condom depot, they have a selection of large condoms that have been reviewed by users.

LMFAO!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"my boobs were being occupied by a tiny little man." Are you speaking of an actual man, or just a mans penis? lol

^^^^^Right... lol The Dougster pointed me in the right direction in terms of how to get the OTC/ITC. The Shadowcat pointed me in the direction of who to get the OTC/ITC from. Before that, I was just a kid trying to figure how many times I'd have to visit a random stripper before she'd let me pay her for sex.

@rh48hr: I used to eat 2 double cheeseburgers a day in high school. Then I saw "Super Size Me", and starting thinking twice about it. Then I saw "Meet Your Meat" and it fucked my world up. Haven't touched the stuff since.

You don't HAVE to tip the girls after lap dances. Once you saw the insulted look you should've paid for the 2 dances and told her goodbye. Once she started talking about the other money you had that she felt entitled to, you should've told her goodbye. As a matter of fact: when she gave you an annoyed look because you MAYBE leaked a little, you should've told her goodbye. You're the customer. The club is YOUR playground. Remember this girl, and watch out for those like her in the future.

@Dougster, was it a kid or a teacher? @mikeya, that's something that might be worth thinking about, at this point. @looney, that's how it usually goes. @jester, before the Colombine shootings, something like that happening had never crossed my mind. I was in junior high and it was never even a thought for me. For this group of kindergarteners and other young kids this is now their reality. I'm just sad for them. @juice, I definitely agree with that. And congrats on the baby, man.

Yeah, I just saw him online. Something definitely needs to happen.