Comments by staxwell (page 24)

@deogol, How am I supposed to deal with that? Jester might want the world to end, but I want to live more life. I want my kids to be able to insult jester through hologram 25 years from now.

The TIP? Sounds like you were getting robbed by "Rip Off Bitches" or R.O.B.'s. Never give a tip up front, they're ACTUALLY customary. Pay the Entry fee, and for the dances. If you're satisfied then you tip. And don't give them money for food or cigs or rent or daycare or anything. Chances are you wont get the money back, and they probably wont be very grateful of a donation. This is a business. You're money to them. There are some girls who'll be attracted to you for real, and date you for real. But don't go into the strip club thinking every girl is a potential relationship. In other words: who cares if they think your a cheapskate for not buying their cigs, and food? @Shadow, what about prepayment for ITC, do you pay that up front?

Lol, yea it has, lopaw. Yes it has. @ranukam, and it's only gonna get crazier if I can help it. Stay tuned.

Staxavelli: "Hey jester how many farts do you have to eat before you finally crack a smile? jester: "I don't know I just eat them." Staxavelli: "But the world wants to know." jester: "Okay, let's find out. A one...a two...a three..." jester: "A hundred...a hundred and a two...I...I don't think this is gonna happen, Stax. I've never smiled before, and as much as I love the taste of these farts, especially the silent ones, I just don't think it's gonna happen..." jester: "But do you mind if I keep eating these farts?...A hundred and a three..." Staxavelli: "How many farts does jester have to eat before he finally cracks a smile?...The world may never know."

True.

@Dougster, I thing jester would like it too much. You know he likes his strippers to have shaved heads, flat chest, and look like boys. It's just a matter of time before he asks one of those strippers with their "boyish" good looks to get behind him and ravage him.

LOL And now a poem by jester214: "The sun will never rise again The Darkness will consume me I'm never gonna dance again No wonder I'm so gloomy."

@sclvr: I guess not.

@sclvr, no, it wasn't that I didn't like your answer; I just wanted to discuss it a little bit. You said it's stupid, I asked why you felt that way, you told me why you felt that way, and I told you what I thought about it.

It's okay, Alucard. It was nice talking to you. Thanks for responding.

@gmd, exactly. lol

"If she is "MADE" to do it then it is sexual assault or Rape." @Alucard,.........Really? lol Really? Nit-pick much? I know that some girls like to swallow, there are countless porn titles based on it. Just like there are people who like bodily functions, many porn titles on this as well (ask jester). What I'm saying is: some people consider swallowing cum to be one of the most disgusting things you can do, but here at TUSCL it's as normal as the sun rising daily. Same thing with farts: some people are turned on by it, some are grossed out. But why be bothered by talking about one and not the other? I get not being in to it, but why is a conversation about it considered stupid, rude, or disgusting?

Have you ever dealt with a spoiled kid? The kid that EXPECTS to get treats, and toys and stuff just because. Every time you leave the house with the kid all you hear is "I want! I want! I want!". The kid probably didn't start out like that, but he was given a treat just because he's mommas little boy. He liked that feeling he had when he got that treat. He wants that feeling again, and his mom gives it to him every time he asks for it. It starts not to feel as good when he gets the ice cream because he's grown accustomed to having ice cream when he wants it. Then the day comes where he does something good and mommy wants to reward him for it, so she takes him for ice cream, but of course he's not excited about going for ice cream...because it's just ice cream now. Ice cream is what he expects, but not what he desires. The allure isn't there. On the other side of the tracks is the kid who only gets ice cream when he gets good grades or something. He learns early that if he wants ice cream he needs to earn it. It was really just meant as an analogy, Alucard.

@sclvr, The wrong forum? Who's to say what's right and wrong on this forum? There's all types of threads unrelated to strip club on this forum. Those things are turn-on's to some people. So, they shouldn't talk about it because "most posters" aren't interested in it? I think feet are ugly as shit, but people have posted about it sexually. Just because I'm not into it doesn't mean I think it's stupid, or shouldn't be talked about. I'm not even into farts (jester is) but I don't see a problem talking about it. Jester made a thread about how he likes strippers with shaved heads and flat chest that look like boys; did you think it was stupid? Don't be so closed minded. Not all conversations have to fall under your definition of "mature".

Why not what? Why not give kids/strippers ice cream/compliments just because they're kids/strippers? Because the more they get it the less value it has. They also can get spoiled and start to expect it from you; not in a "I love him because he does this for me" kinda way, but a "this is your role and if you don't play your role you're doing something wrong" kinda way. "...be seen as something that is being done too often & thus diluting its meaning." It's sad, but it's very true. For example: we'll see the girl we want OTC/ITC with, and it's like "Man, I want that one.", and we'll get it and be happy. But, (in some cases) the more we get OTC/ITC from that girl, the less we want it from THAT girl. Then we start to EXPECT OTC/ITC from that girl (she get's the role as the "sure thing") and when she doesn't do it, we're like WTF?! What happens after that? We move on to a new girl, and repeat the cycle all over again. The saying "You appreciate it more when you've worked for it" also applies. When the compliments start being about "winning" her over and trying to say the "right things" she can tell and she likely wont care. I'm sure there's evidence backing that up on stripper web in a thread about the customers. When the compliment is genuine and something she's earned (like a reward) it'll mean more.

@jester, care to explain? I have a really tough time seeing past the obvious.

@sclvr, What was stupid about it? Why did you find it stupid?

All joking aside I really want to get into this: "So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas?" Somebody? Anybody? Anyone who found the question offensive, or rude, or disguisting; speak on it. Members, dancers, lurkers, swingers, jesters, anybody.

@Shadowcat, one of the many tricks of the strip club/ @jester: don't be lazy, bitch. I know that gloomy outlook on life doesn't effect your comprehension skills, does it? I'll repeat this, so read carefully: "You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage." no mention of "people" or "public", clearly says "strippers" on "stage". @carolynne, another trick. See, you guys can't say this thread isn't informative.

I don't think people understand what they're witnessing. Why can't people appreciate a true artists while the artists is still with us? No on will ever learn...

I'm BLOWn away. An ode to the "white girl". A love letter to the "booger sugar". A heart to heart with the "nose candy". 5/5 stars. - Herald Staxavelli

That was beautiful, dark, vulnerable, inspirational, raw, uncensored, unfiltered, honest, and deep. If Tim Burton made a rated r movie this is what the dialogue would be like. I never knew you were an artist, Juice.

See an honest question with an honest answer. Thanks Stiletto. Alucard, you're derailing this thread. If you can't stay on topic don't comment. Sheesh, where's a moderator when you need one? I don't wanna call you a hypocrite; but... Pablo, there's a warning at the top. Besides, passing gas is a very real thing. Everyone does it. Some people even eat them (jester). So we can talk about getting bare back blow jobs, cumming in the mouths, and making people we don't even know swallow said cum (how's that for politeness?)...but you wanna draw the line at gas? harrydave, is that possible? Losing brain cells from reading? You, me, and everyone else learned something today: strippers cut the cheese on stage. This is reality, which is why I'm surprised jesterfuck isn't on my side here. You know...since you live in hardcore "reality" every second of every day. "deogol; secrets, mysterious, hidden." That's the definition of Deogol, as I'm sure you already knew. That post you made was condescending. Don't be like that. I'm sure you have your "secret, hidden, & mystrious" fetishes. Besides, it's not my fetish; it's jester's (he likes to eat them). Juice thank you for always having my back.

@Alucard: Sooooo...you didn't ask her this questch' in a PM? If you did, please share. @Doc: Have you ever seen this questch' asked? EVER? Let's step outside the box for a moment. Go ahead, ask Stiletto something. Something that's never been asked here before. @jester: Even if I said he did, you wouldn't believe me...Bitch.

That's the spirit, Shadow! No you don't, jester.