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13 years ago

Hef got married last night. What did you do?

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and his girlfriend, former Playmate Crystal Harris, were married in a small ceremony New Year's Eve after calling off a wedding in July 2011.

TMZ reports 86-year-old Hefner and 26-year-old Harris tied the knot in front of a small group of family members.

Hefner and Harris reconciled earlier this year after she pulled the plug on their 2011 nuptials days before the wedding.

The marriage is Hefner's third and Harris' first.

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JohnBuford

I was invited,but declined when I learned it was a cash bar.

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Lone_Wolf

Crystal obviously has a powerful hustle.

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Alucard

Sleep.

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gatorfan

Another Dumb Blonde joke? Did she not realize the estate tax just went up and even if he does drop dead she'll never see a cent. I want to know what playmate marries his corpse at the funeral.

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vincemichaels

I ate bean burritos and farted a lot downtown at our local New Year's celebration.

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crazyjoe

Did you get good milage in new york vince?

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crazyjoe

Happy Hangovers everyone

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vincemichaels

I wasn't in NYC, crazyjoe. I live in the Northern suburbs of Detroit>

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sclvr5005

I banged a dancer and I didn't have to marry her. And I'm not 1000 years old like Hefner.

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Pablo Antonio

I didn't get laid, but I think my fav did.

Just my luck.

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she_is_covfefe

Well, like I mentioned in another thread...my boobs were being occupied by a tiny little man.

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staxwell

"my boobs were being occupied by a tiny little man."

Are you speaking of an actual man, or just a mans penis? lol

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dalex

she's talking about her son, which makes it infinitely more fucked up.

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staxwell

Oh shit. Oh...shit. Let's pretend I didn't post that. Shit...can we get a delete button? Sorry.

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mmdv26

@staxwell...it's OK. JJD was referring to her infant son, and we knew that you probly weren't privvy to that intel. No harm done.

A few years ago, I built a big, fancy house for a rich old widower who was in his early 90's. The house was primarily for his grand-daughter, with the condition that he be allowed to live in the lower level. At one point during construction he came to me and asked if we could build an additional bedroom on the lower level because he was thinking about remarrying so he would have someone to drive him around. Dementia can have a humorous side.

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