Hef got married last night. What did you do?

I was invited,but declined when I learned it was a cash bar.

Crystal obviously has a powerful hustle.

Sleep.

Another Dumb Blonde joke? Did she not realize the estate tax just went up and even if he does drop dead she'll never see a cent. I want to know what playmate marries his corpse at the funeral.

I ate bean burritos and farted a lot downtown at our local New Year's celebration.

Did you get good milage in new york vince?

Happy Hangovers everyone

I wasn't in NYC, crazyjoe. I live in the Northern suburbs of Detroit>

I banged a dancer and I didn't have to marry her. And I'm not 1000 years old like Hefner.

I didn't get laid, but I think my fav did.

Just my luck.

Well, like I mentioned in another thread...my boobs were being occupied by a tiny little man.

"my boobs were being occupied by a tiny little man."

Are you speaking of an actual man, or just a mans penis? lol

she's talking about her son, which makes it infinitely more fucked up.

Oh shit. Oh...shit. Let's pretend I didn't post that. Shit...can we get a delete button? Sorry.

@staxwell...it's OK. JJD was referring to her infant son, and we knew that you probly weren't privvy to that intel. No harm done.

A few years ago, I built a big, fancy house for a rich old widower who was in his early 90's. The house was primarily for his grand-daughter, with the condition that he be allowed to live in the lower level. At one point during construction he came to me and asked if we could build an additional bedroom on the lower level because he was thinking about remarrying so he would have someone to drive him around. Dementia can have a humorous side.