escort as a backup

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
A good way to.go clubbing and looking for otc fun is to have an escort as a backup plain......this will also help with finding deals. For example let's say your escort for the night will cost $300 total you know you will need to beat that price or just go Fuck that escort this will bring control to your game and swag in your step. Your going to get laid for a fact and hell who knows you may just get blown by a hot stripper for less than that $300 escort witch means mo money mo money mo money mo money !!!!

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rh48hr
12 years ago
So if you get off with a stripper, do you still go see the escort or do you blow her off?
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol...as your budget alows
TortillaChip
12 years ago
Fuck them all juice! fuck them all!!!!
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol yes yes yes!!!!!!!
steve3003
12 years ago
You're comparing apples and oranges. 2 apples + 2 oranges, 1 apple + 3 oranges, ... they all are meaningful combinations with similar utility. Shit, that's what them goddamn useless economists do.
staxwell
12 years ago
What about a wife as a backup?
dalex
12 years ago
If you have a wife you shouldn't be fucking other women unless it's allowed.

staxwell
12 years ago
Lol, welcome to TUSCL, dalex.
TortillaChip
12 years ago
dalex is alucard's off the meds alt.
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol
dalex
12 years ago
Who's alucard?
gatorfan
12 years ago
No I don't need an escort

I'm not going anywhere
staxwell
12 years ago
@ dalex, Alucard is Lord of the White Knights. Superman without the super powers. Make believe moderator of TUSCL. He's like a never ending "Just Say No" ad. If he hasn't PM'd you yet, he will soon.
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Dalex Fag its y Omg I'm so going to butt punch you in the fuckin face
Dougster
12 years ago
"Who's alucard?"

Just this local retard who think he is some kind of a hero when, in fact, he is nothing but a dumb fuckin' old geezer nutjob.
kingcripple
12 years ago
there are two reasons i dont get escorts 1. the risk of there being cops involved. 2. if i have to pay for it, i dont deserve it
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