Comments by looneylarry (page 29)

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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Your Fantasy Ranch strip club offering nude lap dances in a party bus?
    I'd like to think they may be on to something, but I don't quite know what it is. I'll have to go back and reread the statute. I wonder if they are going to drive through various jurisdictions or if neither foot is on the ground or if it is a hybrid vehicle or . . .lol. If they have found something, then other states ought to be interested since that bill was nearly identical to bills in other states.
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    14 years ago
    Preference
    sc, the old time peep shows used to have a girl behind the glass and your money would open the curtain for a while until the timer closed it. This place I was at was a room with a couch and a stage and they gave you a towel to sit on. I guess the stage was for the cheaper no-touch dances. I opted for the touch dances and she ended up straddling me, but didn't lower herself down at all. The touching was basically me feeling her legs. When I went up for a cheek squeeze, she told me to knock it off. When I didn't instantly cum, she later came down and kneeled to the side and started a little dirty talking. That did the trick, but I'm sure there was nothing else on the menu. I guess I have to give them points for the industrial size bottle of lotion on the night stand. I don't know if that's the common experience, but I felt that it wasn't a good value at all.
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    14 years ago
    Going to the Strip Club on your Birthday?
    Clubber, there has to be a Hollywood script in there somewhere. You have got to be kidding me. So everyone in your family has no idea what your ATF does? I want to hear the story how she comes along to family functions. What is her cover story--she is a Pilates trainer or a radiologist's assistant? I thought I had the all-time story when I schtupped my GF about 6 inches away from her mother during home movies. But I think you topped it!
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Making it rain. A black thing?
    Yeah, I've seen it before, too, and it had the black overtones to it. Could be the music videos they see it in and where it is expected, could be the "treat 'em like ho's" mentality. I have even seen the white or Latino version, and it definitely has the same vibe, an aggressive, fuck-you pose, with no real interaction between the guy and girl. I saw a guy one time with reflective sunglasses (at night in a dark club, WTF?) who didn't crack a smile all night, even when he had a girl sitting in his lap. Just wore a sneer. I do think that it is a kind of stupid Alpha dog type of thing, more of a show for his guy competitors than for the girls. I think most guys are not impressed, probably see the guy as a douchebag, and the girls are only too happy to gather up the money. One of these times they ought to just send in the cleaning crew right then and there and vacuum up the dollars and Mr. Big Shot can literally see how he has pissed his money away.
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    14 years ago
    Burning rubber?
    Jack, I kinda got sidetracked with all the shaving and Nair and crap, but I was serious about the ass stubble question. I had a sista friend w/ benefits who was agreeable to anal. Never got a chance to try it out with her, but that thought did cross my mind. What if she had a little ass stubble? Would it scrape up the condom? Btw, DATY with her was fabulous and she was VERY appreciative. Sistas must not get that nearly enough.
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    14 years ago
    Dancers and girls in general getting attached after you sleep with them?
    Counselor Dong, you have stated the case succinctly. Counselor Dolo, do you have a rebuttal or do you rest your case?
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    14 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    HOT and BITCH
    No, it doesn't always equate. But my experience is that hot very often correlates with bitchy attitudes and often a little craziness. As customers we should all probably acknowledge that even a sane person would be driven a little over the edge by the business and the interactions with some guys. How many of you have had numerous pleasant interactions with other people in a business situation, but had one asshole and that one asshole taints the rest of your day? Remember that these girls probably brought some baggage coming in (single mother, divorced, molested by step dad, etc.) and now they have to deal with sharky co-workers, sleazy staff, and the occasional asshole customer. How could anybody do this job long-term? I think the bitchiness is a coping mechanism. The hot ones can still make enough to make it pay. The non-hot ones get washed out. The hot, pleasant ones? Probably just started, or should be up for an Oscar. The best combination you can probably hope for under the circumstances? Hot, non-bitchy, and a little crazy. A keeper in the stripper world.
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    14 years ago
    One move
    Rod, in comparison to the national scene, this Kansas action is pretty tame. My reviews might indicate some decent mileage in certain places at certain times, but it is the Midwest after all, so have yet to see any pants around the ankles.
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    14 years ago
    One move
    Rod, yeah it did happen. I was surprised. But she sure as hell got my attention right out of the gate. It's like somebody sent her the combination to my padlock ahead of time. She quickly became my fave.
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    14 years ago
    One move
    Okay, I'll start. lol If she's on stage and I go up to tip, she slowly walks over and bends down to kiss and breathe on my neck, unbottons my shirt, then drops her lips down so that she kisses and nibbles on my nipple inside my shirt while she's grabbing my package. That is usually a very good start. I am probably open to talking to her.
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    14 years ago
    Do you go down on your ATF?
    As with all things in love and war, there are many different views. I can certainly understand the view that these girls have often been rode hard and put up wet and that it would be foolish to expose yourself to anything contagious. There are others who may have the desire to please their woman in all ways, and maybe, just maybe, the girl has saved that part just for them. There are other guys that don't normally include that as part of their repertoire for anyone (including spouse, SO, ATF). So it is all over the board. And there are even honest slip-ups (meekly raising hand). But I don't think at this point anybody is going to convince anybody else of the correctness of their position. And btw, Rick, I'd hate to see this devolve into a comparison of who has the most reviews under their belt. Being unemployed, having a very suspicious SO, and having little means to engage in any far-flung sexpeditions, my reviews will have to be few. And if that means that the big dogs won't want me around, I'll have to take my bone and go.
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    14 years ago
    Putting Money Away for Club Visits
    Because of the chance of bank correspondence turning up unexpectedly, I have to go the coffee can route. Or wherever else I can safely stash it. But times are lean now and it's about like relying on finding loose change under the sofa cushions.
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    14 years ago
    Do you and your ATF kiss?
    I try not to think about where her mouth has been. Maybe she is equally stingy with them, too. I have tried several times and she has done the quick peck and keep moving. But in the LD she knows that I'd love to hit those kissable lips, so she teasingly brushes her lips against mine and lightly licks mine. She knows that they will stay just beyond my reach.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    What The Fuck, Over?
    Wow, could very well be genius. I am assuming that the custy is single. Imagine the daughter filling in the spouse about this arrangement.
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    14 years ago
    Do you believe the oil companies are ripping us off with high gas prices?
    Yeesh. Maybe we need to return to talking about T&A. I don't think Al Gore occupies any elected office right now. We have cheaper gas than many other industrialized countries, but we are hooked and the dealers know it. If anybody wants to eliminate the tax on gas I suppose we can then try to drive around on footpaths or something. The tax is dedicated to roads, guys. Troop, I didn't get a woodie watching Gore's movie. I haven't watched it in fact. There is a difference between warning that the price of gas will skyrocket due to over-demand and under-supply and hoping that it happens. I'll try to steer the car back on the road and not veer through the guardrail into teabagger land. Oh, and did you hear that Obama wasn't even born here? I think I'll go back to talking about tips and g-strings myself. I'll leave the finer points of the global energy infrastructure to the esteemed panel of experts here.
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    14 years ago
    Prostitution sting nets 70-year-old woman
    I've been trying to locate my old ATF. Found!
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    14 years ago
    Do you believe the oil companies are ripping us off with high gas prices?
    I don't think I've ever heard anybody cheering for $5 gas. I don't see where the government is making profits off of oil. I did see the quarterly profits for Exxon/Mobil--I do believe those guys are making some coin. The Democrats are smart enough to know that higher gas prices are not a good thing for the overall economy because this economy depends so heavily on fossil fuel--still!--and they are smart enough to know that gas price hikes hurt them politically. So I don't see them cheerleading at all. But we do need to wake up and develop alternatives or the oil-producing nations will continue their stranglehold on our testicles. Something that no one particularly likes, no matter what party you are.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Do I flag troop's review?
    Or just the opposite. Now I'm really confused. Whatever.
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    14 years ago
    Next level
    Slin, it was buried some place in the recesses of cyberland. I stumbled into it, and it did look legit, like she had actually submitted it in a different form in a higher ed context. I have no idea where to start looking for it now and I couldn't bookmark to it then for obvious reasons. Sorry. I do think that she didn't develop hundreds of identities, but only reserved a few for the handpicked PLs she wanted to cultivate. My guess is that all the others that could have started down the extras or OTC routes with other girls were probably quickly cut off at the pass and walked away.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Do I flag troop's review?
    How do we know that shadowcat isn't just a diving horse competitor trying to drive DOWN interest in the diving horse? lol
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sexting
    Is POP one of these?
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    14 years ago
    Do you believe the oil companies are ripping us off with high gas prices?
    Ever notice how if you look at certain storage tanks sitting side by side, they kind of look like large breasts?
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    14 years ago
    Women sentenced in Enferno Club raid
    I just looked at the Ohio statute and there are two loopholes. You just have to be another employee, or--better yet--a member of their family. Hillbilly heaven!
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    14 years ago
    scatterbrain
    Minnesota
    What sets you over the edge...
    A long strand of pearls and those leather/pleather boots that come above the knee. Dancers rarely wear those type of boots since they are not easy to get in and out of.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Is it just me...
    Well, considering I'm "between jobs" right now, no, I don't seem to always pop open my wallet to find a wad of bills. I have a stack of the other kind of bills.