Your Fantasy Ranch strip club offering nude lap dances in a party bus?

For the guys, you gotta take what's offered.If you get on a party bus with six heifers and an ROB, well.....

If there's dark windows on the bus, I don't see what the fuzz can do, unless there's more than LD's going on.

Step into the WayBack Machine, to the days when it was in the original building, closer to Warrensburg, and the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch was like ESL. VERY touchy-feely, decent privacy and a lot of bang for the buck. The "Feature" dancers even would go into the VIP and dance for you (I had one very memorable experience with natural DD-cup porn star Aspen Alps). If the "BUS" returns to those heady days of old, I am in. Big time.

I'd like to think they may be on to something, but I don't quite know what it is. I'll have to go back and reread the statute. I wonder if they are going to drive through various jurisdictions or if neither foot is on the ground or if it is a hybrid vehicle or . . .lol. If they have found something, then other states ought to be interested since that bill was nearly identical to bills in other states.

Here's "info" from their website:

"EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Yourfantasyranch.com now has totally nude hands-on lap dances again in our Party Bus! Be part of the text campain ~ Text your friends of this great news and ask them to text their friends!

New Attractions: ~ Free Dances ~ Totally Nude video of the lady that is on the stage ~ Silouette show"

because:

"This is our last shot, please patronize Your Fantasy Ranch or else we will be out of business!"

Take for what it's worth.

Here's a link to their website:

yourfantasyranch.com

don't know the precise wording of the law, but i have no doubt some Bible-thumping moron will manage to set the law onto them before too long.

Fifteen years ago, I spent a lot of time and money at the original MDFR. What an awesome place! I experienced several "firsts" there. It's been difficult to watch that club slide to the low level it's at today. I hope the bus is something that gets around the new law...doubtful, but I wish them luck.

Title of Spike Lee's movie about the Million Man March, "Get on the Bus." Seriously, this might be a way around the law, but it will be awkward to leave if you are not having a good time. Watch the driver hit you for a tip to cover the gas.

Are there any strip clubs on water? The riverboat casinos were established partially becuase they were on the water and so fell under different rules. Why couldn't there be a strip club cruise line? Anything goes past three miles out, right? Would this work on the Great Lakes?

THERE JUST HAS TO BE A WAY?!?!

How about outfitting a 777 into a flying strip club? If you get extras, you are in the mile-high club. The strip club flight would transport PLs between Detroit and Houston.

I don't live near Kansas City anymore, but the Fantasy Ranch is where I one of my favorite girls used to work.

I was thinking the same thing -- If they are dodging the nudity law by using this bus, hopefully some other things will happen in there too. I'll be interesting in reading what it's like, and trying it firsthand if I'm in the area anytime soon.

And if their tactic works it may encourage other MO SCs to review the law more carefully and be creative in delivering services.

As is well known here in MO many dancers have gone to KS or other states to work. Some KCMO SC owners are considering a similar club move to KS BUT that state's legislature is working to pass a restrictive law that was narrowly defeated last spring.

If Fantasy Ranch is successful then other clubs may abandon plans to close/move and find ways to deliver the goods here without violating the current law. Some dancers may then return.

Only problem is if MO legistlature amends law to close "loophole" and KS changes its proposed law as well. Still, given the alternative it's worth the effort. Necessity [of staying in business] is the mother of invention.

Hopefully once again we can be the "Show Me" state for real.