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Your Fantasy Ranch strip club offering nude lap dances in a party bus?

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Monday, February 28, 2011 10:40 PM
Missouri's strip clubs have been struggling since new laws passed last year banning nude dancing and just about everything else that would make you want to go to a strip club. But at one local club may have found a loophole in the law. According to strip club Your Fantasy Ranch's website, the club is promising "totally nude hands-on lap dances again in our Party Bus!" The website doesn't elaborate on exactly what the plan is, but a tipster who messaged The Pitch about the plan claimed that the nude dancing would start Wednesday, March 2. The club, located in Centerview, is only open Wednesdays through Saturdays. The site also includes a link to the Kansas City Party Bus business, which makes a point of advertising that stripper poles are already installed in its fleet of "nightclubs on wheels." I've yet to get in touch with Your Fantasy Ranch representatives, or the people behind the Kansas City Party Bus for comment on exactly how this gets around the laws, but when and if I do, we'll update you. Journalism and all that, you know? [view link]

11 comments

  • Dudester
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    13 years ago
    For the guys, you gotta take what's offered.If you get on a party bus with six heifers and an ROB, well..... If there's dark windows on the bus, I don't see what the fuzz can do, unless there's more than LD's going on.
  • BaddJack
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    13 years ago
    Step into the WayBack Machine, to the days when it was in the original building, closer to Warrensburg, and the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch was like ESL. VERY touchy-feely, decent privacy and a lot of bang for the buck. The "Feature" dancers even would go into the VIP and dance for you (I had one very memorable experience with natural DD-cup porn star Aspen Alps). If the "BUS" returns to those heady days of old, I am in. Big time.
  • looneylarry
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    13 years ago
    I'd like to think they may be on to something, but I don't quite know what it is. I'll have to go back and reread the statute. I wonder if they are going to drive through various jurisdictions or if neither foot is on the ground or if it is a hybrid vehicle or . . .lol. If they have found something, then other states ought to be interested since that bill was nearly identical to bills in other states.
  • joker44
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    13 years ago
    Here's "info" from their website: "EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! [view link] now has totally nude hands-on lap dances again in our Party Bus! Be part of the text campain ~ Text your friends of this great news and ask them to text their friends! New Attractions: ~ Free Dances ~ Totally Nude video of the lady that is on the stage ~ Silouette show" because: "This is our last shot, please patronize Your Fantasy Ranch or else we will be out of business!" Take for what it's worth. Here's a link to their website: [view link]
  • sanitago
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    13 years ago
    don't know the precise wording of the law, but i have no doubt some Bible-thumping moron will manage to set the law onto them before too long.
  • mmdv26
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    13 years ago
    Fifteen years ago, I spent a lot of time and money at the original MDFR. What an awesome place! I experienced several "firsts" there. It's been difficult to watch that club slide to the low level it's at today. I hope the bus is something that gets around the new law...doubtful, but I wish them luck.
  • SuperDude
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    13 years ago
    Title of Spike Lee's movie about the Million Man March, "Get on the Bus." Seriously, this might be a way around the law, but it will be awkward to leave if you are not having a good time. Watch the driver hit you for a tip to cover the gas.
  • Prim0
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    13 years ago
    Are there any strip clubs on water? The riverboat casinos were established partially becuase they were on the water and so fell under different rules. Why couldn't there be a strip club cruise line? Anything goes past three miles out, right? Would this work on the Great Lakes? THERE JUST HAS TO BE A WAY?!?!
  • sinclair
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    13 years ago
    How about outfitting a 777 into a flying strip club? If you get extras, you are in the mile-high club. The strip club flight would transport PLs between Detroit and Houston.
  • Digitech
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    13 years ago
    I don't live near Kansas City anymore, but the Fantasy Ranch is where I one of my favorite girls used to work. I was thinking the same thing -- If they are dodging the nudity law by using this bus, hopefully some other things will happen in there too. I'll be interesting in reading what it's like, and trying it firsthand if I'm in the area anytime soon.
  • joker44
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    13 years ago
    And if their tactic works it may encourage other MO SCs to review the law more carefully and be creative in delivering services. As is well known here in MO many dancers have gone to KS or other states to work. Some KCMO SC owners are considering a similar club move to KS BUT that state's legislature is working to pass a restrictive law that was narrowly defeated last spring. If Fantasy Ranch is successful then other clubs may abandon plans to close/move and find ways to deliver the goods here without violating the current law. Some dancers may then return. Only problem is if MO legistlature amends law to close "loophole" and KS changes its proposed law as well. Still, given the alternative it's worth the effort. Necessity [of staying in business] is the mother of invention. Hopefully once again we can be the "Show Me" state for real.
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