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13 years ago
Yes, but now it is the MILFs at my kids' school. Maybe I should join the PTA.
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13 years ago
Good advice, all. Except Sammy's. The prescription steroids are slowly knocking it out, but the 'roid rage is too much. (Just kidding.) This must be what it is like when you are 85 and sitting around and reminiscing about the asses you tapped years ago. I'm already scheduled to go over to fetish_dancer's place for an oatmeal bath and then she's going to apply the cocoa butter. :)
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13 years ago
I think we just need to get more creative in the phrases that are used: "She leaned in and whispered that she wanted me to shake her peach tree. I said I have had experience in harvesting fruit. I asked her if she could get me a jack on the rocks for my two friends named Andy. She wanted a small tip for the extra trip to the bar. I said that as long as I could drink it over at least three songs, it was fine with me. We went to the VIP and she invited me to try her vegetarian cooking. She wasn't upset at all when I unexpectedly spilled my drink all over her and she quickly cleaned up. When I left, the dancer, the bartender, the bouncer, and I all had smiles on our faces."
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13 years ago
Believe me, no jacking off at all. Feels like somebody gave me a condom lined with napalm.
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13 years ago
don't go*
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13 years ago
You may think that she has plateau-ed. She may be holding back to see if more money will come her way. I'd think that she will probably stall it out for as long as she needs to. The visiting your work is a curveball--I don't think it necessarily means she has feelings for you. And the pessimist in me says watch out so that she doesn't use where you work as leverage if things do go the way she wants.
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13 years ago
I think that's your in. You need to get back to civilization, shower up, and show her a good time. But you may lose a geophysicist.
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13 years ago
Saw an older guy years ago that would go up to the rail to tip and then would stand there and move his two hands all over the girls body, but always keeping a cushion of about a foot, kind of like Marcel Marceau drying her off with a towel and using both hands. Never could figure out the point of it. Maybe he just wanted to think about what it would be like to rub her down all over without getting thrown out of the club. And he did it with every dancer on stage.
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13 years ago
Ew, Heidi, that's what I was afraid of. I once saw Wendi O. Williams playing with her band (after she broke from the Plasmatics). She said "Remember, if it's not clean enough to put in your mouth, then don't take it home and sleep with it." Probably good advice.
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13 years ago
@leonard, I like to think that the good dancers go back into the locker room and "freshen up".
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13 years ago
Yes, the burn phone is probably the only way to go. The current cell phone bill is mailed to the home and I think it will show the phone numbers of the incoming texts. Any repeat numbers or strange numbers will get the wife's radar going. She is already on DEFCON 7, so I don't need that. Since we share the account, I suppose theoretically that she could get access to the content to the text messages.
I have tried to use the joopz site, but my ATF didn't respond. I do think it could meet my needs, I just need to find a dancer that will play.
I just don't think that the typical dancer logs on to TUSCL, thus the use of PMs is probably not practical. And if she is on TUSCL, all the other horn dogs on here will be PMing the hell out of her.
I did give my work number to a dancer once. It was a direct line, with no switchboard operator. But I do think that there was a way anybody in the company could hit a combination (like *34 or something) and could listen in, if they knew I was on the line. The dancer started calling me, but didn't really abuse it. Maybe once every two or three weeks, at about 1 or 2 minutes each. Usually to tell me that she was at work, things were slow, and that I could have her all to myself if I came by after work. The downside was that she did know my real name and where I worked. But I never did get her real name.
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13 years ago
Kind of sad that I can get more information from the affidavits in the case than from any reviews from the veteran TUSCLers. The article had a warning that the affidavits were graphic, so of course I had to read them. Don't know why they included the stuff about the beer buckets--did they not have a liquor license? I liked the forehead to the tip of the nose move.
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13 years ago
Does your answer have to match the other identical post by 10inches?
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13 years ago
Nice guy.
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13 years ago
Ha! I'll bet he was "feeling the scene of an accident". It probably was the cause of the accident.
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13 years ago
I only wish I had entered Salma. :)
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13 years ago
Damn, f_d, I wanna spank you. Or you can spank me. With your metallic stuff. You are full of piss and vinegar and I love it.
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13 years ago
No, that's a good question from wwpmi. I think I may have been in a few, given some of the shit dancers told me about their private lives. But it would be good to know, if you gravitate to that kind of thing.
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13 years ago
I know dancers really prefer texts, but how do you cover your tracks if you text? Seriously, I'm asking. I know PMs are convenient for us here, but I wouldn't think that dancers would care to use it as a way to communicate.
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13 years ago
Doesn't that require the dancer to have an account on TUSCL?
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13 years ago
LOL. Pussy hound. I agree, the dancers who were some of the worst skirt-chasers at the club gave some hot lappers to me. Always doubled their chances. I even asked one which team she played on when I saw her pursuing other dancers and she reassured me she still loved dick, and I believe she did. So, those hot dances on stage when a stripper comes up to tip another stripper and they look like they are really getting into it? They are probably not acting.
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13 years ago
I've found the fake boob girls usually have completely non-responsive nipples. So I can do it, but what's the use? Strippers are always complaining about guys that grab onto their boobs like they have vise-grips for hands. So I go the other direction, soft kneading and gentle touches. You can tell in about 20 seconds whether she likes the sensations or not. If she is getting aroused and her nipples are hardening, you might get lucky and add the kitty into play. Lots of suction and swirling tongue, but the move where you put as much of the tit into your mouth as you can runs the risk of teeth scraping. Be aware of any unwanted biting or scraping on the nipples (they may already be tender from overuse or abrasions) and even be careful about razor stubble. Sometimes you can get the trifecta: some fingers in the kitty, gentle sucking of one nipple, and gentle fingertip touching of the other one. If you find the right girl, that will cause them to blast off. Pinching is usually not a good idea unless she is a little into S&M, so it's not really pinching but more like gently rolling between your fingertips.
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13 years ago
A return trip to Detroit ought to be entertaining. You might see what she offers for a modest loan, I mean, stipend.