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13 years ago
I usually look around and compare her to the rest of the field and try to determine two things: out of all the girls here, is this the one that I'd take to VIP? And is we go, will it be worth the cost? All the SS aside, you have to have a gut feeling that she is not just promising a bunch of nothing. Usually it is the easy-going lack of desperation and the GFE touches. And the body movement, grace, coordination--if she is a good dancer, then she has good spatial sense and body awareness. Good conversation, a little saucy, balanced, a good head on her shoulders. I have taken a few bimbos to VIP, but they had all the other pieces. I am careful in buying clothes, cars, and other products, so I certainly don't rush into it. I make sure that the girl has all of these things, and I need to be sure. If there is anything that causes me to pause, then I'll not go. And many times I have realized that there wasn't a single girl on shift at the time that met the standards, so I didn't go. So the trip that night was just to watch, have a couple of drinks, and maybe get a little from floor dances and stage tips. Batting .300 is still very good.
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13 years ago
I agree. I will spend more if the $10 dances are done right. The places that have $40 dances make think long and hard about pulling the trigger. I measure the SS and the girl and watch closely her stage show and then I still don't pull the trigger. The girl had better be a knock-out and a fantastic dancer and let me know that the lapper will be an earthshaking experience before I part with that $40. But I'm much more willing to part with a ten spot if I think it will be pretty good. And if it is better than expected, I will order up several more. I think the management's cut keeps driving that price up and the girls get a little greedy. Just in a few weeks time I have seen a new girl go from frisky, flirty, and fun to jaded, automatic, and business-like.
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13 years ago
Great pics. If I could be there in person, that would be MY birthday treat. Hope it is a great day for you.
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13 years ago
sharkhunter must have a powerful proboscis. But there is nothing like being in a pussy face plant and the girl is just bursting with a natural, moist, clean, sensual aroma. No perfumes, no feminine products, no flowery sprays to mask anything. Just pure, raw, feminine pheromones and wet sexiness. Like eating a ripe mango--no way to do it neatly, and no way you'd want to do it neatly.
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13 years ago
Okay, rh48hr, I had some posters tell me Nair and similar products burn and that's why the can says to not apply to genitals. Is that true? If it works, I'd think that would be the easiest way to go.
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13 years ago
I guess any dickwad can say anything they want and then put an emoticon behind it and it's all good.
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13 years ago
Lucky night, indeed. I might have to find a club like that. And sweet avatar, dabiggtipper.
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13 years ago
Same goes for what I said on the other identical thread.
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13 years ago
I'd say brunette, to see what she has. You aren't going to lose the blonde prospect unless they start to compare notes. And if the brunette falls through, you might be able to salvage something quickly with blonde. And since I get to dance with Rosy, I'd say piss off on your crocodile tears about your dilemma.
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13 years ago
Well, you just never know what you can find on this web of tubes: strippers and their customers debating about the underpinnings of Marxism, Maoism, and Leninism. What's next, a symposium of economists at the Fed arguing about whether they like HJs or covered BJs better?
@fetish-dancer, you know I respect your opinion and would love to hear more about all of these points while I smother between your breasts. You are a little bit more libertarian than what I usually like, but the fondling may overcome that.
@Rlionheart, I think you were on to something, and I would just add to it. I think the reason we have a tangled web of a tax code is because each one of those exemptions, loopholes, exceptions, or credits was paid for and lobbied for by someone. There is an army in Washington (and 50 smaller ones) of lobbyists that scatter across Capitol Hill trying to get their little provision helping XYZ Corporation into the tax code, and they have been largely successful. And there is an entire industry of tax preparers/accountants that don't want a simple tax system and have influenced the debate.
@Douche, I have never seen a person who works so furiously at erecting monuments to himself. How is it that anyone that disagrees with you are not only wrong, but degenerate imbeciles not worthy of the oxygen they use? If you are so damn omnipotent and all-knowing, maybe you should edit your posts for simple misspellings and grammar before you excrete them onto these boards.
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13 years ago
The hard, fast, aggressive grinding doesn't do it for me. The slower, sensual, rocking dance with lots of hair grabbing, licking, kissing on the neck and ears, and good looks at the cootch are nice. Also, I like to sometimes grab a handful of ass, lower, and sometimes a finger can make it around underneath to explore the kitty. But only if it is okay with the dancer. And it is nearly undetectable by the house. Sadly, the hot dances like Doc described are so very, very rare.
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13 years ago
I didn't see customer of the year in here. :) Also, how were they chosen: by vote of patrons, by volume in dollars, by gross receipts, by profitability? By subjective measures?
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13 years ago
Okay, we have all talked about how the guy can get ground up like hamburger. But how do the dancers not have calloused va-jay-jays? You know, those g-strings don't provide much protection at all. What about the lace g-strings, I'd think those would scratch.
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13 years ago
Saran wrap is out.
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13 years ago
Well, I've never shot a load at the club. I think I have had plenty of pre-cum experiences, but nothing that has been apparent. Usually, I have to readjust my pants, put my belt back on, tuck in my shirt, zip up my pants, and straighten up my hair. I must look like one of those dumbass guys in the Axe commercials.
I had a great dance one time from a stripper who was at her last night on the job because (I found out later) she had gotten pregnant and was dropping out of school and moving back home. She got very wet and into it and was grinding so much that she tore my suit pants at the crotch (still need to get them fixed). There are some freaks who really see it as a challenge to get the guy to pop and God bless them for that. Most of the girls I know can tell that you are highly aroused and they try to help you out, but know that you appreciate the effort. I can usually convey to them that I was very, very close and that I thoroughly enjoyed my time with them. And, of course, padding the green a little tells them all they need to know.
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13 years ago
Got into an argument one time about a dancer who said I "had to" give her the $10 that was sitting on the table as change from the bar. I said "No, I didn't." Just about got thrown out, but I wasn't going to give her $10 just because she thought it was just sitting around. Skanky, bad dancer, tats all over (back when it only meant that she was a biker chick).
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13 years ago
"She offered a crabbie patty for the price of an iced tea and I countered with a request for a New Jersey milkshake for a couple packets of Splenda. She used the ottoman for a wheelbarrow and took it like a PBR rider. I gave her a dingo-diggler, spanked her onion, checked her references, and promenaded her home. Because she always tells such good 'jokes', I always leave smiling."
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13 years ago
@HonestT--some of these single moms that had a kid when they were 18 ten years ago are HOT. Can they see the desperation in my voice when I try to set up play dates?
@Digitech--did any of those Subway stops work out? Are you talking about the Warrensburg clubs? I heard that the MO law change kicked the hell out of them.
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13 years ago
Lawrence is better than KC now. In Lawrence, the Paradise is the pick of the litter, and is better early evening or late evenings on the weekend. It is a membership club, so you may get turned away on the first visit, or you need to find a "friend" that will bring you in. I have never been impressed with the Outhouse--there are too many dumbasses who carry in their 12-pack and lay down on the 6-inch stage to have the girl squat on their face, and do it over and over.
Outside Olathe, Bonita Flats is also a membership club now and you will get decent lappers in the open and it can get crowded. The weekend nights in KCMO are pretty lame. Bazooka's has YMMV in the VIP and is lame on the floor. Temptations can be seedy and lame and ROB-like and somewhat naughty at certain times, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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13 years ago
Stiletto, regarding Alucard's profile, did you mean "memorialized"? Or "mesmerized"? I'm impressed by your self-confidence. I'm also amazed at the girl's stamina in the profile.
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13 years ago
"You'll smell delicious. . ." [Swoon.]
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13 years ago
Yep, I know that "wet" doesn't mean "orgasm". But I will take wetness, where when I check and she's dry and then I check a little while later and she's wet. There is a pretty good chance that she's into it. Kind of like it is fairly tough for me to fake an erection.
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13 years ago
I think they had that old rule on network television back during the Dick Van Dyke Show.
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13 years ago
The chihuahua wants a piece of the action.
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13 years ago
Christal, very nice photos. The profile picture positively presents a perfectly proportioned posterior!