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11 years ago
Strippers And HorsesHere in Seattle, a lot of dancers have or ride horses. Perhaps one reason is that one of the partners of a now-closed chain of four strip clubs was big into horses. He had 40 acres with horse stables, and beautiful equestrian facilities (I've been on the property a few times). Whenever he met a pretty girl riding or boarding her horse on his property he'd entice her with, "Hey, how'd you like to work at my strip clubs?" He recruited a lot of dancers that way.
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11 years ago
Shakespeare & The SlutI knew of a dancer several years ago at the Blue Zebra in North Hollywood, CA, that would only do nude dances (then $30., as opposed to $15. for topless). She would literally turn customers away if they said they wanted topless dances with her. All the other dancers at the club were amazed that she'd turn down so much business.
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11 years ago
Career ChangeTo elaborate a bit, on what Shadow said, I know of a few dancers who aren't past their prime, but they aren't the most attractive girls in their clubs. One has a big weight problem, yet she keeps on dancing.
However, she and the others are probably considered good "employees." They show up for all of their shifts, pay house fees and tip-outs, and don't cause any trouble in the club. With that level of reliability, a club isn't going to care what they look like, or how old they are, or how the customers perceive them.
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11 years ago
Strip Club Employees Away From The ClubI've happened upon local dancers four different times, away from the club. Only once was one with a b.f./baby daddy, so that was bit awkward. I just said hi, without acknowledging her by her stage name. (I don't even know if he knew she was a dancer.) Another time I was with a dancer at a local fair, and we encountered another dancer (alone) from the same club. A third instance was when I ran into a dancer at my local pet store. She was able to break free of the group she was with, and we chatted a moment. A fourth was staying with another dancer friend from the same club who lives uncomfortably close to where I live. I saw her outside smoking a cigarette.
A lot of local dancers have told me that they live near me. (Many of those I've been able to verify.) I'm surprised it hasn't happened more often.
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11 years ago
Any Strip Clubs OnlineThis is the link to the Mons Venus stage:
http://www.monsvenus.com/main_stage
The stage is free. Some dancers even take requests from on line viewers. It also has a dressing room web cam. It's a pay site.
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11 years ago
Boobs are coming your way...I wonder if any of the weather reporters in this video ever had the occasion to report haboobs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ88ZWnpq6I
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11 years ago
Boobs are coming your way...@ gator: Gesundheit !
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11 years ago
Boobs are coming your way...The science of boobology has come a long way.
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11 years ago
Boobs are coming your way...@ Shadow: Interesting subject. The clouds look more like ping pong balls, but nonetheless, I just copied that photo to my profile pics.
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11 years ago
Boobs are coming your way...Somewhat related: On the broad subject of boobs in weather and the atmosphere, I once read about an ancient civilization that recognized a constellation named, "Woman Weaving Clouds." I distinctly remember the article showing a picture of a woman sitting on the ground with her legs folded, weaving, and clouds were appearing and then floating away. Why I'm mentioning this is because the woman was discernibly topless, showing her ample boobage. I've tried to find an example, with photo on the internet, but I can't anything on line.
Is anyone out there into astronomy, that would care to look this up?
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11 years ago
Camel Toe Slip and Slide@ Alucard: Your explanation of coitus interruptus also reminds me of the age-old riddle: "What do you call partners who practice the rhythm method?" Answer - Parents. The riddle should apply to both methods.
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11 years ago
HeadWhat's the big deal? The guy's probably a gynecologist. He has to get close to his "work."
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11 years ago
Strip Clubs in CommercialsSlick, In other circles it's sometimes referred to as the "Friendly Communications Commission." Same with the FAA, and some other federal agencies.
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11 years ago
Strip Clubs in Commercials@ Shark: You're not likely to see it here (U.S.) It's for a South African restaurant chain. They do have U.S. locations, but knowing our FCC (Fucked Communications Commission), you won't see commercials that entertaining here.
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11 years ago
Strip Clubs in CommercialsSlick, Very observant of you to notice that!
To all others: If you like that kind of stuff, there appears to be lots of it on You Tube. Use the phrases, "banned commercials," or "funniest commercials," and you can loose yourself in them for hours.
Interesting how risqué commercials are considered too risky in the U.S.
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11 years ago
N.F.L. is Back! 2013-14@ Slick, Interesting comment. I believe that the term "gridiron," may have genuinely applied at one time. I think I've seen photographs of early football where, in addition to yard lines, there were actually horizontal lines on the field as well, thus forming a true "grid."
You may have another point in your favor. According to Wikipedia, what is known in the U.S. and Canada as football is known in some countries as "gridiron football." See the terminology section in:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gridiron_football
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11 years ago
N.F.L. is Back! 2013-14@ Jab: The NFL already was in Europe, 1991-2007. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Europe
Even though I'm American born and raised, thinking globally for a moment, there may be a reasonable argument that the rest of the planet's football deserves that name and that the U.S. and Canadian versions should have been named something else (e.g., soccer). When you can score a maximum of three points by kicking the football, but a maximum of six points by passing or running the football, I think our "football" may have been misnamed.
Any ideas for an alternate name for our football? How about "ovalball?"
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11 years ago
What's the worst PM you've recieved?@ crazjoe: It must have been your pic of the two coffee cups that did it.
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11 years ago
What's the worst PM you've recieved?@ Clubber: That was my intent.
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11 years ago
Women's draw of the US Open at a strip club?I concur with Papi !
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11 years ago
What's the worst PM you've recieved?My worst came just recently. For the first time in nearly three years of TUSCL membership, I deleted a PM without reading it. I recognized the sender as someone whom I had just criticized (which I rarely do, but this one deserved it). That member had already commented in the thread about my post, so I felt there was no need to read the same concerns any further. It's interesting that to the sender, it will still look like an unread PM. The sender won't know I just deleted it without even reading it.
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11 years ago
re: Location of a New Gentlemen's Club QuestionI'd say that the Puget Sound Region is saturated. But, if a high mileage club could open here, it'd probably do well. With no alcohol allowed and fairly strict controls otherwise, I sense that the last two clubs that opened here (2010 and 2011), might be regretting that they did.
I don't think $1 million would be enough to build and operate a new strip club. Maybe you should up it some.
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11 years ago
The Lap Dance AKA Grinding TimeX-Rated poetry. I love it !!!
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11 years ago
DancersI suggest you first learn to spell, punctuate, use capital letters where needed, and write coherently. A summary phrase of your comment/question would make a better title than the one you chose.
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11 years ago
Taking the Wife to a Strip ClubKing1, You're an interesting TUSCL member. You've had membership since 2006, yet posted only three discussion items. They're all the same topic. I suggest you re-read m00tpoint's advice from May 30, 2011. They're the best known of the couples customers on TUSCL. Even though they live in Chicago, they can advise you on etiquette, procedures, etc., for having a good time as a couple in a strip club.