Comments by gothamyte (page 8)

Wait, why is everyone encouraging her to dance? Li'l Momma, you're 20 years old. Invest in yourself and your future. Take classes on stocks. Do you know where the future is? Flight. Learn how to fly planes. Did you know there will be a shortage of air traffic controllers? They offer folks your age a damn near free ride if they attend flight control school. Sure it's a tough job, but you'll never be broke. If you were my little cousin, I'd tell you, wait a year don't dance until you're 22. Take a year off and invest in yourself. Take classes on accounting. Try to get an entry-level govt gig, that you can move up in. You're half my age. If I could go back to 21, I'd take accounting classes. Nobody says you have to ace it, just pass. You're young. Dancing is just for the body. Your mind lasts you more than a lifetime. Don't start dancing until you're 22. Intern at a govt office. Work for a local politician. Do something now that you can lean on in the future. Dancing only helps you out now. And I know folks will come running in here all breathless screaming she can do both: dance and school. Li'l Momma, fuck those cats. Listen to me: take a solid year off to focus on you and your future, mentally and intellectually. There's a million things you can get into at your age that'll set you up later on. Take classes on tv production. Take classes!!

i apologize. i'm not really talking about the average video where there's a guy a girl and a camera. i was really thinking about 'sexual' selfie videos. i should've stated that. like a selfie video where a girl is showering and twerking in the shower. or she sets up a camera for solo masturbation. i was wondering how many times a dude found that video and uploaded it as opposed to the chick on camera. i should've clarified that.

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Caution. The video of the bear attack is a little grizzly (gristly) lol

My guilty pleasure is Forensic Files on cable TV. I enjoy trying to guess the correct killer. I also dig researching the same crime story that aired on the internets where you'll get more details and backstory. Sometimes you read what's on the internets and you think back to the Forensic File story and give them the side-eye, like, hey, FF, according to the internets, the story isn't that cut-and-dry... Sometimes actual family members of the victims and/or the accused show up commenting on the same Forensic File case that involves them on the internet's Or you check out a Facebook page set up in their honor...

I think I'm my particular $40 case, the dancer just wanted the D. Didn't care if it was from me or the next guy. Or guys. Either that or that particular club at the time just relocated to that area and was desperately trying to pull customers so those first few months had incredible 'freebies'. That's why I was there that nite to see what was popping

Say what warrenboy I'd wager free Pussy, $40 pussy, and $250 pussy all feels the same

$40. I only wanted a lappie in VIP for $20 then I was going home. While i was paying the Vip guy, she offered to be nude if I added $10. She was pretty but no titties; i caved. Once inside VIP and she was nude, she offered for the extra $10 that was still visible in my hand which was my last $10, I could put it inside her for 5 seconds. The music was too loud so I thought she said for my last $10 still in my hand, she'd give me one more nude dance in VIP after the first dance. Cool. Boy did my eyes bug out when she suddenly put me inside her, no condom, like wait a minute, what did she say? I was commando in sweat pants. And that 5 seconds came and went. I tried fucking in every position I could think of before the song could end like a race. And yes, afterwards I was totally freaked out that I'd catch an STD. Didnt. That was all the money I had on me. I planned to get one $20 lap dance in VIP and roll out that night. I had no tip for her. Can't remember if the club had a cover that night. She wasn't upset. Went right to the next dude after me.

JohnSmith, that's the thing, you could refuse all you want, this woman could bring you onstage, kicking and screaming. And she liked a challenge. I'm no challenge for her but for a minute, the club have her this nightly spot to do her 20-minute act. Some nights she scanned for the lowest fruit. But plenty of times she'd pick the biggest dude in the club, because that brought in the tips. If she ever played in the lingerie football league, she'd be a menace

I was crazy enough to do an OTC with a chubby dancer that completely turned me all the way on with her swag alone the night before under the strobe lights. She could move. When I met up with her in broad daylight at the motel, she was looking real tough and pulled up in a hooptie with an empty baby car seat in the back and I'm like, wait, your some toddler's mom? wtf you doing meeting me at a motel at 2pm on a Monday? And that baby car seat says you're hella fertile, so the deals off. She could see I wanted to bail...fast. She threatened I had to give her some money for showing up. I did. I think i gave her all of it. This is the part that reminded me of your thread: she looked me right in the eye and then said "eat my pussy" like she could hypnotize me. Whoa I just gave you free money and now I'm supposed to eat you too? Just take the money and run!! Ridiculous

Yep. I like where this is going.

And if it's not clear, I'm clean right now. I'm usually clean. And yes I tested for everything in Jan. My self imposed follow up is appt is coming up. Oh and the last 2 times I got burnt so to speak, were slow to burn. Took up until the 10th and final day until it hit me the last 2 times. And on the 10th day it started out mild then as the days progressed you're like, crap! I really do have it, its not mild anymore. Yep. I know I gotta do better. My close friends tease me all the time...

what, at least 5 times total? At least. 5 different dancers over the yrs...at least. Typically chlymidia. It sometimes with gonorreh at the same time. Saw the doc to get rid of it... the last time occurring a few months ago in january with a spinner dancer I actually smashed prior, bareback, and there were no probs. Then again until january, it'd been awhile since I seen her. Maybe a year. Before y'all judge, in my defense, I never know certainly that sex is gonna happen. I don't call dancers ahead or text. I drop by clubs in a whim. Been clubbing at least 2 decades. Dancers recognize me constantly. So I feel obliged to get a lappie. One thing leads to another during the lappies and there you go. Sad part is outta the 5, I only went back and told 1. She was upset and accused me at first. Then checked herself out and apologized to me. Wouldn't believe it if I didn't live it. An actual apology. Yes, I need to do better. Way better.

I enjoyed reading that, Titus All I ever get from bouncers are flashlights on me like he's cop

I've been to Detroit once. Is it true that like you can't make left turns or right turns there or something

Prolly 1. But returns to the same message parlor to bust a nut is a different story....

Also don't be so literal and straight-forward all the time. Make your reader guess for themselves. Instead of flatly stating that Tom's a perv, give us a clue that Tom is a perv. Say he still wears shoes with mirrors on 'em and is always asking you to wear black things or something. Let us guess he's a perv..

I was gonna also suggest literotica.com My guilty pleasure is reading shit on literotica and asstr while I'm at work to pass the time. I personally enjoy forced nudity stories and CFNM clothes female nude male stories. I noticed a bunch of stories on literotica deal with minors and incest. Weird. Anyways, focus on the pacing in your stories. The pace is a little too fast. Take your time with each scene. Avoid cliches, too. Tackle originality. To be playful, I'm gonna rewrite your story as you told it when I have time. I used to have a knack for that...

didn't lose my boner. when it seemed we know the same people, now i had to rethink and be like damn, i'm gonna have to sex her good. i can't just relax and hand over some normal sex with a stranger. we know the same people. i wasn't planning on putting in A+ work. you meet a 1-night stand at the bar, you're not thinking about putting in all types of work. you just wanna have casual sex fun. for me, at that moment, it was easier to cut & run instead of stick around and try to impress her with knock-out sex. but i can see how mongering with strippers all the time, skewered my decision-making. sex with strippers, shoot, you don't have to impress 'em and who's gonna believe 'em if they told anyone? so, who cares? but a civvie...well...

days later and i'm still mystified how folks could feel like grandma bush was such a awesome first lady. her grand daughter barbara is mad hot, tho. i'd tap. what about when grandma bush said she didn't think anymore bushes need to run for president when she was speaking about jeb bush? tho i totally agree with her, she, as a former first lady, shouldn't say that publicly especially about her kids. i don't think the other bush presidents said that, publicly. i don't think laura bush would say that. i don't think any other living first lady like rose carter or anyone not running for office would publicly say that. why do we give barbara bush a pass? that was just wrong to say. especially as dude's moms. tho it's totally correct, what she said, i mean, damn, don't say that when you're related to the guy. i got nothing against grandma bush. i'm just clueless why folks give her a certain stature that i feel she hasn't earned and that anyone else in her place, given what she's been given would've done better?

this was in the early 2000s. i would get a lappie from a current favorite at the time and my dick would be totally out while she sat on it with her thong on and she'd grind on me. this was our routine. one day, while we're doing this she begins to verbally criticize the new dancer who she notices is doing the same thing that we are and she points it out to me. then, my dancer, my CF, says she would never do that with any customer no matter how much he paid her. she finds it disgusting and cheap. as she is sitting on my outted dick grinding on it. i felt like i was having an out-of-body exprience. what could i do but just nod and agree along. come to think of it, i probably LDK'd only once even though we did our routine every time. and of course, she would take her hand and position my dick where she wanted it for maximum grinding fun for both of us. that one time she said that, i felt really, really small. physically, mentally...

thinking back, now, i remember the nail in the coffin that totally made me stop was when she was like, oh if you know bobby you must know susie (which i did) which is why the # of people was so high, if you knew 1 person, you knew of the others who were associated with them and she was like, i was just talking to susie on the phone this morning. i'm gonna call her back and tell her i know you! and i was like, oh no you won't. nothing against susie or anybody it was just too much for me to find out at once. people who weren't anywhere in my mind at the moment, and suddenly i gotta start thinking about them. and neither of us had condoms at that moment, who knows what was going to happen, but neither of us had condoms. and even tho at that time i was std free, i kept thinking god forbid she gets some sort of stripper rash from me and tells all 20 people. i always still regret not smashing free civvie pussy, tho....

and keep in mind..it matters exactly WHO she knows in your life. the entire conference and it never came up where we were from. we were both single, no problems there. but seconds away from smashing, i think she recognized something in my clothing that reminded her or saw something in my briefcase or something that sparked the convo of hey where you from again? i don't know how i'd feel if i found out after we smashed. and like i said, it was like a string of 20 folks she knew that i knew. but it was like she knew them better than me. all this seconds from smashing. could you still smash? when previously, you assumed she was just a regular, anonymous civvie...