PLs, what's the most ridiculous offer from a dancer that you've declined
a21985
Since these types of threads are all the rage latelt, lets keep it going.
For me, I had a dancer offer me ITC BBFS for $1000. Why in the hell she thought I'd want to pay that much for the pleasure of getting an STD and risk knocking her up, but I'll never know. Easiest "no" I've ever said in my life as it relates to that sort of thing.
For me, I had a dancer offer me ITC BBFS for $1000. Why in the hell she thought I'd want to pay that much for the pleasure of getting an STD and risk knocking her up, but I'll never know. Easiest "no" I've ever said in my life as it relates to that sort of thing.
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When I met up with her in broad daylight at the motel, she was looking real tough and pulled up in a hooptie with an empty baby car seat in the back and I'm like, wait, your some toddler's mom? wtf you doing meeting me at a motel at 2pm on a Monday? And that baby car seat says you're hella fertile, so the deals off.
She could see I wanted to bail...fast. She threatened I had to give her some money for showing up. I did. I think i gave her all of it. This is the part that reminded me of your thread: she looked me right in the eye and then said "eat my pussy" like she could hypnotize me. Whoa I just gave you free money and now I'm supposed to eat you too? Just take the money and run!! Ridiculous
Had another similar situation. Saw a hot bartender at the Strip Club asked her how much to see her rack, she quoted $100. I declined. The next time I showed up she was on stage dancing. I tipped $1.00 and said " And I just saved $99, thanks"
Lmao
I loled... a lot.
I still turned her down.
The girl was hot - she had an accent that sounded Russian. She was wearing one of those sling bikinis - and her tits were barely able to stay inside of it. She had a sweet round booty - but not one thick enough to grind a load out of me.
I get hung up on certain things - like belly chains on hot dancers with tight abs - and sling bikinis. It’s NJ - where it’s all bikinis unless it’s booze free.
Lacey was her name and she was quite pretty. About 6 months later I saw her in another club and she looked really strung out.
Should have asked her if it was for a 20-use punch card like you get at the car wash.
I’ll have to remember that come back
For dances, I was quoted $150/2. For more, a dancer offered me a HJ for $300, on top of the price of dances for however long it took. $500 for 3 songs of CBJ is pretty similarly nuts, she was clear that if it took more than 3 to finish she'd want another $500.
$2000 for FS
$5000 to spend the night.
I declined all three.
The most rediculous offer was when a dancer and I started discussing our vacation plans for the summer. Two of our cities "happened" to coincide, and eventually she brings up an offer for the two of us to go together and if I paid for "part" of her expenses I could have all the fun I wanted with her each night for the week. I calculated all this "fun" would have totaled about 15 to 20 grand.