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PLs, what's the most ridiculous offer from a dancer that you've declined

Tuesday, April 24, 2018 10:21 AM
Since these types of threads are all the rage latelt, lets keep it going. For me, I had a dancer offer me ITC BBFS for $1000. Why in the hell she thought I'd want to pay that much for the pleasure of getting an STD and risk knocking her up, but I'll never know. Easiest "no" I've ever said in my life as it relates to that sort of thing.

24 comments

  • gothamyte
    6 years ago
    I was crazy enough to do an OTC with a chubby dancer that completely turned me all the way on with her swag alone the night before under the strobe lights. She could move. When I met up with her in broad daylight at the motel, she was looking real tough and pulled up in a hooptie with an empty baby car seat in the back and I'm like, wait, your some toddler's mom? wtf you doing meeting me at a motel at 2pm on a Monday? And that baby car seat says you're hella fertile, so the deals off. She could see I wanted to bail...fast. She threatened I had to give her some money for showing up. I did. I think i gave her all of it. This is the part that reminded me of your thread: she looked me right in the eye and then said "eat my pussy" like she could hypnotize me. Whoa I just gave you free money and now I'm supposed to eat you too? Just take the money and run!! Ridiculous
  • JohnSmith69
    6 years ago
    I’ve had seemingly serious offers of sex for $5,000 to $10,000. I declined.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    It wasn't money. A follies dancer offered to take me and Bubba267 to VIP at the same time. We both declined. :)
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    I had one offer me a BBBJ if I loaned her my car for a few hours, of course I declined.
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    Ya. Had a girl quote me $10k. Declined. Had another similar situation. Saw a hot bartender at the Strip Club asked her how much to see her rack, she quoted $100. I declined. The next time I showed up she was on stage dancing. I tipped $1.00 and said " And I just saved $99, thanks" Lmao
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    $1000 blowjob. I loled... a lot.
  • max_starr
    6 years ago
    Yeah I had a girl tell me.... I don't fuck my customers....I don't do extras...bla bla bla...I said, i don't care, you're really hot...just grind on me....after a couple dances, she says, but I would suck *your* dick for $1,000....I almost choked on my drink laughing at her.......I said damn girl I could get laid 5x with some serious hotties around her for that...now in hindsight I really blew that...I could have told her yes and got her excited and then bargained my way down.....but probably still not worth ..... I think she had GPS a little...she was at least a 9 and knew I was pretty new at the time...thought she could get over on me...
  • max_starr
    6 years ago
    I say I blew that because she was probably one of the all time hotties at this particular place and didn't come frequently at all...I should have at least gotten her number....haven't seen her since.
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    I also got a thousand dollar blow job offer. To be fair, she did agree to BBBJ and CIM. I still turned her down.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Recently I got a $500 quote for a BJ. I didn’t pursue asking if it was covered - as it was a no either way. The girl was hot - she had an accent that sounded Russian. She was wearing one of those sling bikinis - and her tits were barely able to stay inside of it. She had a sweet round booty - but not one thick enough to grind a load out of me. I get hung up on certain things - like belly chains on hot dancers with tight abs - and sling bikinis. It’s NJ - where it’s all bikinis unless it’s booze free.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I had a dancer, offer me FS for $200 but I said no. Lacey was her name and she was quite pretty. About 6 months later I saw her in another club and she looked really strung out.
  • Digitech
    6 years ago
    Don't really remember. Stuff like when I'd ask for OTC and they'd say 'Okay, 2000 for one hour, give me your number'. Swinging for the fences I guess. They probably get some hits, too.
  • wildbourbon
    6 years ago
    @Ishmael "$1000 blowjob" Should have asked her if it was for a 20-use punch card like you get at the car wash.
  • abqspencer
    6 years ago
    Lol @wildbourbon! I’ll have to remember that come back
  • Propsi
    6 years ago
    I declined one dancer at XTC when I found my atf who was straight up with me. This dancer kept trying to proposition me from the other by licking her lips and sticking out her tongue.
  • Dolfan
    6 years ago
    There was a similar thread a few months back: [view link] For dances, I was quoted $150/2. For more, a dancer offered me a HJ for $300, on top of the price of dances for however long it took. $500 for 3 songs of CBJ is pretty similarly nuts, she was clear that if it took more than 3 to finish she'd want another $500.
  • magicrat
    6 years ago
    $1,000 for OTC seems common in Atlanta. They don't even make you think about it at that price point regardless of how they look....and the last two who offered that were hot and my type and still not close to being interested.
  • TxVegas
    6 years ago
    $1500 for everything except anal in Vegas (many years ago). It would be the equivilent of $2500 plus now. I graciously declined.
  • orionsmith
    6 years ago
    Ridiculous for me was dancer who didn't take no for an answer one night and uppped the free offers one night until I'm invited over to her place. I thought that was ridiculous because if I wasn't interested in a dance, why would I want to go home with her?
  • orionsmith
    6 years ago
    FYI, she offered free dances too. I thought gimmick. If I didn't pay, she's ticked off and could simply tell the bouncer I didn't pay.
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    I got an offer for FS for $300 but the stripper was old, obese and obnoxious. Maybe she was offering me the $300 but she was reverse Viagra regardless.
  • larryfisherman
    6 years ago
    A few times in Vegas a few strippers offered FS OTC for $1,000. No thanks.
  • rl27
    6 years ago
    $500 for a blowjob is the highest I have been quites. $2000 for FS $5000 to spend the night. I declined all three. The most rediculous offer was when a dancer and I started discussing our vacation plans for the summer. Two of our cities "happened" to coincide, and eventually she brings up an offer for the two of us to go together and if I paid for "part" of her expenses I could have all the fun I wanted with her each night for the week. I calculated all this "fun" would have totaled about 15 to 20 grand.
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    OTC suggestion for FBSM (body rubs). Not my interest, but, um, good to know. She didn't mention the price.
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