Comments by gothamyte (page 12)

holmes was born in Gotham City, yaheardme Adam Westsiiiiiiiiide !!

The week after you caught the flu, 5 different girls couldn't make rent Sometimes the owner gives you the keys to open up since you tend to get there first

All your computer passwords are your ATFs names, of course Newhire girls seek you out for orientation and training

You always describe every woman you know by first saying which past stripper she looks like to you Every stripper turned rapper, stripper turned actress, stripper turned lawyer has met you

In-house "stripper dollars" currency have your face on it In every picture online of the different dancers at the club alongside her profile bio on the club's website, there you are sitting somewhere in the background of the shot. There's been three interventions for you in the SC Dancers name their favorite pet after you. Ouch.

Dancers have your name tattoed on them There's a pole routine affectionately named after you You're always called to cut the ribbon that opens a new strip club Local police are always parked 7 deep every year on your birthday at the club. Bouncers gush over their overtime pay.

All of your house cats are named after your favorite dancers

i agree w/ ch3ll: 'he tipped you $20. says alot'. to me every single visit to the SC is a new day / new canvas. i try to give all dancers a fresh start every time i go.

you're named "tipper of the month". twice a year.

DD, It was a nude club, but they try to make the girls keep that attire to VIP and the boom boom room. She was wearing this on the main floor with the regular $5 lappies. That's what made it so great. Didn't have to pay the VIP prices. And her lappies were incredible whatever she wore so with her sporting just a landing strip of Velcro covering the front, and like something covering her nipples, the rest of her was completely naked. $5 a song. Man! I still tear up...by todays standards, it was LIKE she had body paint on, but only on her front crotch and covering her nipples. As if nothing else had body paint on, main floor $5 a song. No wonder she didn't get to wear it again.

Max, you can't let your brain reason for you. Let your dick take over. Your brain will tell you it's embarrassing, it's shameful. But your dick will tell you THANK YOU.

I remember the ONE time I visit my favorite SC on a spontaneous whim wearing regular street clothes instead of wearing my usual freaky SC pajamas outfit, one of my ATFs wore a c-string that night. If you dont know what a c-string is, google it. And she never wore it again. Even she was like, "cmon, Wheres your special pants, bro?!?" Oh the tears in my eyes that night. Her ass all naked and out. Her whole backside was naked; she had something covering her nipples and the c-string covered her coach in the front only. No idea how the thing stayed on her. Still got a lappie, but couldn't get into it, I missed my special pants. She said she'd wear them again, but the next time I saw her she said she and the manager agreed that she wouldn't wear them again; she had trouble keeping it on, the manager thought it was giving away too much. Oh how I miss the early 2000s decade in the SCs...

It's 2:38 pm in the afternoon, on a quiet, rainy Tuesday in mid-January. Where you at? The strip club. Going to the in-house ATM for the second time already. #AddictedToSCs

may have mentioned these before In the 90s, I was at this now defunct black strip club, and one random night, there were 4 white kids. 2 preppy white guys looking like Ross and Joey from Friends at the pool table playing against black guys. The white guys had 2 white girls with them dressed in expensive prom dresses. The girls were visibly PISSED. The dudes weren't fazed. Smoking, calmly playing pool. Really into the match. Meanwhile black dancers buck naked on stage. Loud rap music. No chairs near the pool table, so the girls had to stand up the whole time. Tension in the air the whole time. They stayed like an hour too. 'Bout 7 years ago or so, I'm in the parking lot walking up to a black strip club when suddenly the doors open and all these white folks pour out: all skaters, guys and girls. Skater teeshirts, some on boards start skating away. All leaving at the same time I'm coming in. I thought the club was gone, closed or changed to something else. Nope, I walk in the club and it was all normal. To this day I wonder what that was all about. It was a lot of skaters. I'd say at least 50 to 70 poured out the club. Mostly young but not too young they couldn't get in a club. I was so confused. And why did they all leave?

I love scooping up loose change at an SC. even pennies. Once I found either a 10 or 20 bill in the parking lot on my way to my car while leaving the SC. In the past, I was respectful of a stripper unknowingly drops any cash. But it's 2018 now. F dat. Pay attention, ma. I spend too much money at SCs to turn down free money when i see it now

lived it = liked it

Du Hast is the shit

Thought this thread might read funny... Way I see it, the initial meeting between you, or me with a dancer, FS may not be the auromatic outcome. Really think about it. We don't automatically hump every dancer we first meet. Do we?We get lapdances then may be second meeting we see her again we get FS. Dancers listef on my phone right now or in my Facebook, none of em did we engage in FS initial meeting And I know about those specific, kinda underground FS clubs that are whore houses. I've been to those. Loved going there at 3 am on a weeknight and getting action. But still more often than not, you're there to see the same chick for FS. We often return for FS from someone familiar. Tho we do, we don't as often seek out FS new ass on initial meeting, tho we fantasize about it. Besides I'm more talking about getting unplanned FS upon initial contact with a dancer that you didnt seek out the FS. You weren't against it, but you didnt say hey i dont know you but how much for FS with you in VIP?

I'm into trivia. So I knew this already. Check this out: for some states, Wal-Mart is the top employee in the state. Go online and see how many Wal-Mart are in your state. Then see how many strip clubs there are. Some states may have more strip clubs than Wal-Marts. Hmmmm. There's a state in the NE quadrant that has only 1 SC. Lord, have Mercy.

And I gotta add, (though I'm not good at telling when a chick orgasms) the dancers that FS upon initial meeting seemed to orgasm way more than any routine ATF, C.F. meet-n-skeet i have, which is interesting. Odd how I typically never run into them First Time FS again, anywhere...then again the dancer always claimed to be from a different state in town briefly lol

Now that I think about it, when it's happened for me, I don't think I ever saw the dancers again. No, I wasn't protected, thank God I didn't catch anything

May have mentioned this here before. There was this dancer I used to order from an agency to come to my dorm when I was in state college in a different county as she herself was in college too at a different school, same state, she in a different county. I ordered her at least 2x I think. She was nice, my college age. A few years go by, I'm back home in my county, during summer at my local mall and there she is with friends, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember who she was, so I kept following her. She noticed. And looked at me like, What? At one point she bent over and I know it's crazy cliche but soon as she bent over, it clicked. I remembered she was the dancer I used to order from the agency. Then she walked up to me and hugged me and asked why I kept staring at her without speaking. To this day I wished I explained to her that I was having the worst brain fart and simply couldn't place her face in my memory and it was killing me. All that time she probably thought I knew it was her and was just stalking her like some sort of fanboy when I wasn't. Couldn't imagine she lived or hung out in my county and city. She went to school elsewhere and her agency was in a different county.

Since that thread in 2016, I've showered with a stripper. I've showered with girlfriends and escorts before, but it's not everyday you shower with a stripper

One of the realist threads on here Appreciate all comments and wisdom Praying for everyone is all I can do

Ask her again. Can't hurt. Nice boobs trump rejection