Once, while at a FS, SC dive bar, the naked dancer on my lap suddenly utters, "oh my god, my cousin just walked in," as a college-aged dude walked in with a few other dudes. She walked right up to him, still naked, embraced him as he seemed a little shocked. His boys continued on like nothing. She proceeds to sit on his lap, while still fully naked and they fall into a deep face to face convo for like a half hour to 40 min. Finally he exits the club, without a lap dance from anyone. He didnt seem mad or anything. His boys stuck around tho. I lost interest after that. Dancer went into locker room briefly, not upset or anything..think she told me later they had some family stuff to discuss and catch up about.
At a different SC, an obese chick broke a chair while giving a lap dance. Dude getting the lappie was geeked about it. Folks cheered. She looked ashamed. It was just a regular, simple, 4-legged chair. The chair broke by: the seat and backside of the chair were intact, but all 4 legs gave way breaking in all 4 directions under the chair, so the dancer and dude spilled onto the floor like a cliche. He was on the husky side. And if you're wondering, yes I got a lap dance from her BEFORE that happened just to see what it was like to get a lappie from an obese chick. Must've been close to 300 if not 300lbs. She was soft, but def heavy. Haven't seen her since.


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In the 90s, I was at this now defunct black strip club, and one random night, there were 4 white kids. 2 preppy white guys looking like Ross and Joey from Friends at the pool table playing against black guys. The white guys had 2 white girls with them dressed in expensive prom dresses. The girls were visibly PISSED. The dudes weren't fazed. Smoking, calmly playing pool. Really into the match. Meanwhile black dancers buck naked on stage. Loud rap music. No chairs near the pool table, so the girls had to stand up the whole time. Tension in the air the whole time. They stayed like an hour too.
'Bout 7 years ago or so, I'm in the parking lot walking up to a black strip club when suddenly the doors open and all these white folks pour out: all skaters, guys and girls. Skater teeshirts, some on boards start skating away. All leaving at the same time I'm coming in. I thought the club was gone, closed or changed to something else. Nope, I walk in the club and it was all normal. To this day I wonder what that was all about. It was a lot of skaters. I'd say at least 50 to 70 poured out the club. Mostly young but not too young they couldn't get in a club. I was so confused. And why did they all leave?