post your random WTF! SC moments

may have mentioned these before

In the 90s, I was at this now defunct black strip club, and one random night, there were 4 white kids. 2 preppy white guys looking like Ross and Joey from Friends at the pool table playing against black guys. The white guys had 2 white girls with them dressed in expensive prom dresses. The girls were visibly PISSED. The dudes weren't fazed. Smoking, calmly playing pool. Really into the match. Meanwhile black dancers buck naked on stage. Loud rap music. No chairs near the pool table, so the girls had to stand up the whole time. Tension in the air the whole time. They stayed like an hour too.

'Bout 7 years ago or so, I'm in the parking lot walking up to a black strip club when suddenly the doors open and all these white folks pour out: all skaters, guys and girls. Skater teeshirts, some on boards start skating away. All leaving at the same time I'm coming in. I thought the club was gone, closed or changed to something else. Nope, I walk in the club and it was all normal. To this day I wonder what that was all about. It was a lot of skaters. I'd say at least 50 to 70 poured out the club. Mostly young but not too young they couldn't get in a club. I was so confused. And why did they all leave?

A couple months ago this below-average-looking dancer jumps into my lap and tells me she just broke up with her boyfriend because she caught him blowing another guy that afternoon. She was desperately looking for some hardcore male attention. If she had looked hotter, I seriously would have given it to her.

I can’t beat those stories!

I was at a dirty club a long time ago. It was around the time the movie The Color of Money came out (with Paul Newman and Tom Cruise). I was there with my cousin - who is a bit crazy. He’s very short - and he’s the kind of guy who goes to a strip club - and will dance to the music (by the bar stools).

He starts a game of pool with a rough looking dude. They keep playing for a bit. One of the dancers comes over to the rough looking guy and gives him a hug and kiss. That guy is the girls driver, manager, pimp, otc security. My cousin hands the cue to me and says take over.

I start playing against the rough dude - and I suck. I take a beating - and I just keep playing. I can hear anything being said. The music is loud Charlie Daniels type music. Lots of shit kicking and beer guzzling in this hole.

If you saw the movie The Color of Money - you might remember how Tom Cruise swung the cue around as he played. The dancer took the cue from her pimp - and starts to swing it around. It’s kinda fun watching - as she’s topless! She’s drunk off her ass too. She swings the cue too wildly - and she snaps the cue in pieces because she whacked her pimp over the head!

I’ve never seen a human with smoke come from his ears - but this dude was close. He grabs the stripper throws her into a chair - and he’s really angry.

My cousin asks me how many games we lost - and I’ve not been keeping count - so I just say “All of them?” There is a look of horror in his face - as he mentions “We were playing for $50 a game! It was even when you took over!”

I think quickly - tell the pimp I’m going to get us a round of beers and shots. He sits at the bar - and the bartender already knows his choice of beer and shot. The dancer sits right next to him - and it’s like she doesn’t exist anymore.

I grab my cousin - and tell him “Run for the door!” He thinks I said “The gun is on the whore!” - then I yell “Go, now!” So he runs thinking the dancer has a gun.

We are running through a parking lot filled with pick ups - and our car is a Ford Escort. We get to the car - and we are off - but we’ve got little speed. It’s just luck that we got out to a busy road - without getting caught.