Comments by gothamyte (page 11)

Ok so I want all strippers in my funeral as my pall bearers; they all need to be in stilettos and carry my coffin mafia-style with no hands, all shoulders--and each one need to be crying profusely, in Jesus name, Amen!

Actually strippers as my pall bearers would be dope AF

3. Used to be 3 on the same stretch of road, no cover. I used to take public transpo to one before I had my car and walk to the other 2 when I felt the urge. Back in the 90s when I'd say that was kinda dangerous. Wouldn't do it today either.

I remember when the fad was like half-shaved heads a la skin diamond and I remember the long cornrows phase. Some dancers looked so dammed good with long ass cornrows and tats on a pretty young thing lookin mad dangerous

Damn, bj99 you hatin'?

Sorta been once. It was a private house party with a buncha strippers. I got there just as it was about to start. Their dressing room was a private den. But some brainiac either was misinformed or lied and told me that's where the bathroom was, which it was, but it was for them to use. I went inside the den, ran into all the strippers in all states of undressed-ness. Assured them I was lied to. They didn't mind. As I passed thru, they thought it funny to reach out and try to strip me and were twerking, grinding naked butts into my groin as i tried to make it to the restroom. Sounds like fun and a fantasy, but honestly, I was scared. Lol. Them chicks were mighty strong and there were quite a few of them. And it's awkward walking thru a tight space while having hands try to disrobe you. I was wearing my super sheer pajamas commando, so I was especially panicked that they'd be ripped apart. I made it to the bathroom. Leaving the bathroom they were less grabby and more focused on getting ready. I was amazed tho how so many ladies can be on top of each other in dressing rooms like it's nothing.

Fad not dad

RAINMAKER

Haley = Halsey - Now or Never

Godsmack - Greed Haley - Now or Never

The Badu Appletree song is from me SCing in the 90s. Badu just came out and the dancers were absolutely KILLING her CD. Man. Whenever I think of Erykah I think of strippers. And that particular club (still around) opens at 4pm so that afternoon shift was killing that CD. 2 Chainz - Boo Yo Gotti, Meek Mill - Fuck You T. Rone - Hello Love (F.U.)

Gangsta Boo - Where Dem Dollas At Li'l Wayne - Mo' Fire Scarface, Devin The Dude, Too $hort - Fuck Faces 504 Boyz - I Can Tell You Wanna Fuck Notorious B.I.G., Li'l Kim - Drugs Plies - Ms. Pretty Pussy Ludacris - Pussy Poppin Dang, now I feel like hittin the SC tonight lol

King Amir - Samir's Theme Ciara, Future - Where You Go Ciara, The Dream - Speechless

@bj99 yo, that $150 i paid for chlamydia INCLUDED the $20 into the club and $10 VIP cover... #humb#humblybragging *hits the dab*

Don't mean to humble brag, but I only spent $150 for chlamydia in January *pops collar* I know some y'all here paid at $300, for the clap...suckkassssss

again, this happened years ago--before cell phones if i remember right. and i can't remember if it was $20 or $40 he charged me. because i remember being mad at the amount too. >Your answer to this question will tell me a lot about you: What would you have done - if the bouncer didn’t ask for money? had dude not asked me for money i wouldn't've given him any, of course. but i'm a different type of cat, tho. i don't equate money with 'happiness' or 'fulfillment'. so maybe i'd would've bought dude his favorite drink inside. and i think that establishment did offer some light food, so i'd offer him that. or pay for a table dance for him. somehow him asking me for money directly was foul. because as papi_chulo said, it's my property. thanks for finding it but everybody loses stuff. i'd kinda expect that from a dancer to be foul like that, but a bouncer? i didn't see that coming. by the way, this was a club i'd been to multiple times in the past. i'm sure the bouncer had seen me before. we never conversed or nothing. that's what made the whole thing so odd. i wasn't a newbie at the club. and i've seen him again when i returned to the club years later. i marked my 21st birthday there (alone.)

i also posted this so we can all be aware. not that we aren't when we hit the SCs, but as a reminder. and to hear other stories of extortion to keep us all on our toes.

thought about calling the cops on him, but he seemed like the type of dude that had thought that out already. like, if i went to call the cops, he would've just literally thrown my keys, or locked them up somewhere inside the club and deny, deny, deny. then what? i remember feeling that he wasn't asking me for $20-$40, he was absolutely warning me i'd better pay or worse things could happen. not physical harm, but but it would be in my best interest to pay. this happened long ago. before cell phones. now that i think about it, a bouncer like him in the 'hood prolly goes through accidentally lost items a lot. and finally figured out a way to make money off of it. i'm sure he had a full-proof plan against cops or whatever. he had my keys the whole time. he saw me go back and forth to my car without saying anything to me at first.

I was around 25-26, but I used a condom. She was a streetwalker. My cousin and I found her. Dressed like a dancer tho. She did us both for a total of $80 at her place. My dumbass was ready to pay her $160 for both of us (cousin was driving). He haggled her down to $80 take it or leave it. My man!! Dude owe me $40 now, lol. But first time raw dog in the pussy was after that, maybe laaaate 20s early 30s. Glad to say I lost it with a condom before the 21st century. Because I graduated college a virgin. Damn.

A pack of doublemint gum Two "Draw 4" Uno cards

An autographed picture of President Trump A coupon for free ice cream

Looks like it's $250 now from $199 last year Damn still ain't too bad

Link for details to this erotic sleepover https://www.kundalinikak.com/ Another link to Cidney http://cidneyg.tumblr.com/

Radio interview from last year https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZoYWz2ahw

my thread about it from last year https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=48718