The most inappropriate place you've ever run into a dancer?
emptystacks
Virginia
I know there have been similar articles but I feel like sharing a story.
20 years ago I went to the nicest club in my hometown and found a fav. Veronica was the best looking D and could hold an engaging conversational. I saw her about 10-15 times over 3 years. It was before TUSCL and before I learned how to be a PL so it was low mileage but was good enough then.
After three years I moved 5 hours east. After 10 years, I am in the wedding party of a close friend in my new city. He introduces me to his best friend from college. As you can guess, its Veronica, with her real name obviously. We thought each other looked familiar but didn't know from where. Then at the bachelor party another friend gets drunk and spills that she used to dance. I smile silently and nod. She still looked great, maybe thats why her husband never left her side.
I hadn't seen her for 10 years but she was pretty bright (went to Brown U with my friend). Plus I once picked her up and carried her to the other side of the bar. (She was teasing me for not sitting in my regular spot. She was on my lap so I carried her 100 feet. You could get away with a lot during dayshift)
Over the weekend I convince her that we just met when she visited my friend over the years. I'm not sure if she believed me or just didnt want to admit anything.
Anyway, Not as exciting as most of whats shared here but I just wanted to share since I've never told this to anyone.
20 years ago I went to the nicest club in my hometown and found a fav. Veronica was the best looking D and could hold an engaging conversational. I saw her about 10-15 times over 3 years. It was before TUSCL and before I learned how to be a PL so it was low mileage but was good enough then.
After three years I moved 5 hours east. After 10 years, I am in the wedding party of a close friend in my new city. He introduces me to his best friend from college. As you can guess, its Veronica, with her real name obviously. We thought each other looked familiar but didn't know from where. Then at the bachelor party another friend gets drunk and spills that she used to dance. I smile silently and nod. She still looked great, maybe thats why her husband never left her side.
I hadn't seen her for 10 years but she was pretty bright (went to Brown U with my friend). Plus I once picked her up and carried her to the other side of the bar. (She was teasing me for not sitting in my regular spot. She was on my lap so I carried her 100 feet. You could get away with a lot during dayshift)
Over the weekend I convince her that we just met when she visited my friend over the years. I'm not sure if she believed me or just didnt want to admit anything.
Anyway, Not as exciting as most of whats shared here but I just wanted to share since I've never told this to anyone.
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- The gun range. It's an outdoor gun range, ran in part by the county Sheriff. She walked up behind me (not while I was shooting) and asked if I needed any help handling my rifle. Turns out she goes monthly as her uncle owns a gun shop.
- The polo club. She wasn't visiting, but competing in Dressage. After seeing her compete, I ran into her in the crowd and I've actually gone back to support her. Apparently her parents live near me & have big money. Not sure why she strips.
- The science museum. This one was odd, I was there with three of my little cousins aged 11-14 from out of town. I ran into not just one, but two different strippers. One was there with her kids and the other was there with a couple of other girls who I didn't recognize as strippers. Both approached me, and we ended up one big group. The 14yr old actually accused me of cock blocking him cause he caught me kissing the stripper who was there with her friends goodbye. Their mom has been giving me shit since, as apparently he keeps asking to go back and his little brother ratted him out in terms of the reason why.
- The county fair. Not unusual due to the location, but I was actually there with another stripper and I swear no less than a dozen other stripper co-workers spotted us and came over. This was actually just this weekend. I think it might have been a record for the greatest # of strippers I've ever been around with zero requests for me to purchase anything.
I run into them in some more typical places too. Concerts, restaurants - especially fast food joints, the mall, etc.
Strip club... I know. How can running into a stripper at a strip club be inappropriate? Well, it helps if the girl who just dropped into your lap started working a day job at your company a month previous.
The next morning, I’m standing in the lobby of my office. I turn and look towards the glass elevators - and there she is going up. I’m still shaking the cobwebs out from the night before - and I realize who it is! She looks down - gives me a big smile and wave. It was the beginning of a good - mutually beneficial - relationship...
She thanked me for my discretion when I saw her a couple months later at the club.
With the escort it was humorous--at least once we both got over the initial shock of being a table apart in a restaurant ( both with our civie dates)
With the stripper at a sporting event---- I was with a couple of friends and she was two rows down and to the right of me with a date-----it was uncomfortable and the feeling between the two of us was never the same.
The roommate turned out to be a stripper that I had gotten several dances from the weekend before. She started screaming about how I must've followed her home and was stalking her. Nearly half the floor must've heard her snd came to see what was going on. My date came back in and explained that she had invited me to the room.
At that point the roommate started going off about how she could invite some pervert that goes to strip clubs into their room. Obviously that ended my date very abruptly since my date was disgusted that I would go to a strip club.
Several of the girls from the dorm were laughing and one of them asked the roommate how ahe knew I went to strip clubs. The roommate turned pale when my date stopped chastising me and turned and asked "yeah, how do you know? Is that how you have so much cash laying around?"
A few weeks later I heard the roommate/stripper had dropped out of school.
I don't strip club locally, but years ago, my friends and I would wind up at some local dive club once a year on one of those "bad decision nights." There was this unremarkable stripper working there, who I had seen before as she had been a bartender around town. Fast forward about a month or so I walk into a doctors office and she's the fucking receptionist, and gives me the look like she remembers me. It was a dirty look, and I couldn't tell if it was "you're a dirty strip club perv" or was it "please don't say anything to give away what my other job is."
A few years go by, I'm back home in my county, during summer at my local mall and there she is with friends, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember who she was, so I kept following her. She noticed. And looked at me like, What? At one point she bent over and I know it's crazy cliche but soon as she bent over, it clicked. I remembered she was the dancer I used to order from the agency. Then she walked up to me and hugged me and asked why I kept staring at her without speaking. To this day I wished I explained to her that I was having the worst brain fart and simply couldn't place her face in my memory and it was killing me. All that time she probably thought I knew it was her and was just stalking her like some sort of fanboy when I wasn't. Couldn't imagine she lived or hung out in my county and city. She went to school elsewhere and her agency was in a different county.
So of course, later in the smoke pit I'm talking about the hot blonde stripper with the huge fake titties who was rubbing them in my face, and someone else says "Son of a bitch, I PAID for those tits!"
Turns out it was his ex-wife. Sliiiightly awkward working with the guy (or getting dances with the chick) after that.