The most inappropriate place you've ever run into a dancer?

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• orionsmith

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  6 years ago

  I'm not sure on this one. Maybe the men's room in a strip club. We were just talking. I was already in there when a dancer walked in. She was a good joker. Walked in and said I can see all your weiners. She was too far away near the door to see anything. I talked to her more before I left. The other guy hurried on out.
• six300s

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  6 years ago

  Was at the Chicago auto show with my wife and one of the booth babes showing off the cars was my CF at the time. She just nodded my way but knew not to say anything with the wife by my side. Next time in the club, she asked if I liked the car she was showing off. Could not tell you the color, make nor model of that car.
• SCPandit

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  6 years ago

  I have a big family and I'm not too tight to my dada side, I once had an ATF so I found out I had been having sex for over 18 months with my grandfathers brothers sons daughter. Decided to go to my aunts one day an my"Great Uncle Marcus" grand daughter was there. Talk about embarrassing.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Dollar Store
• Clubber

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  6 years ago

  At my pizza shop!
• Criley4

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  6 years ago

  Registering for classes at school, the student working in the office looked at my name, then up at me and asked "I thought your name was Mark" - my club "name". Busted!
• BrotherFogHorn

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  6 years ago

  I had one dancer hiding under my pulpit!;I didnt know she was there intil she started praying in french during my sermon... prays the lawrd
• JohnTitor

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  6 years ago

  A girl that I managed at a regular job was a stripper, which I learned about after we had been co-workers for a while. She was a nice chick and hot as hell.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Free Health Clinic
• Dolfan

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  6 years ago

  I don't know if its inappropriate, but I've seen strippers in a number of odd places, a couple of examples: - The gun range. It's an outdoor gun range, ran in part by the county Sheriff. She walked up behind me (not while I was shooting) and asked if I needed any help handling my rifle. Turns out she goes monthly as her uncle owns a gun shop. - The polo club. She wasn't visiting, but competing in Dressage. After seeing her compete, I ran into her in the crowd and I've actually gone back to support her. Apparently her parents live near me & have big money. Not sure why she strips. - The science museum. This one was odd, I was there with three of my little cousins aged 11-14 from out of town. I ran into not just one, but two different strippers. One was there with her kids and the other was there with a couple of other girls who I didn't recognize as strippers. Both approached me, and we ended up one big group. The 14yr old actually accused me of cock blocking him cause he caught me kissing the stripper who was there with her friends goodbye. Their mom has been giving me shit since, as apparently he keeps asking to go back and his little brother ratted him out in terms of the reason why. - The county fair. Not unusual due to the location, but I was actually there with another stripper and I swear no less than a dozen other stripper co-workers spotted us and came over. This was actually just this weekend. I think it might have been a record for the greatest # of strippers I've ever been around with zero requests for me to purchase anything. I run into them in some more typical places too. Concerts, restaurants - especially fast food joints, the mall, etc.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Job fair... She was attending and I was working the booth for the company I was with at the time. She walked up just as I was turning around to face front. We both looked at each other and there was deep pause. She said "Awkward" in a deadpan, and walked away. Strip club... I know. How can running into a stripper at a strip club be inappropriate? Well, it helps if the girl who just dropped into your lap started working a day job at your company a month previous.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  At my office. I was at a dirty club the night before - and the club was jumping. This blonde dancer - with great legs hits the stage - and she got all the guys heads turning. Something was very familiar about her. I tipped her - and we had a brief chat. I knew she had lots of $$$ to be made. The next morning, I’m standing in the lobby of my office. I turn and look towards the glass elevators - and there she is going up. I’m still shaking the cobwebs out from the night before - and I realize who it is! She looks down - gives me a big smile and wave. It was the beginning of a good - mutually beneficial - relationship...
• Bj99

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  6 years ago

  It wasn’t inappropriate, but awkward. I ran into a customer at a bar/club. I felt bad bc he was alone, and seems to be an over eager middle aged club goer type, so boyfriend and I tried to hang out w him. My boyfriend is a good natured guy, but the customer seemed all weird ab it.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I sat next to one at a Dolphins game. She didn't acknowledge me at all, nor did I her except possibly a momentary stunned look on my face when I first recognized her. She thanked me for my discretion when I saw her a couple months later at the club.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  AA meeting
• Warrenboy75

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  6 years ago

  I've had this happen a couple of times, with an escort and with a stripper. With the escort it was humorous--at least once we both got over the initial shock of being a table apart in a restaurant ( both with our civie dates) With the stripper at a sporting event---- I was with a couple of friends and she was two rows down and to the right of me with a date-----it was uncomfortable and the feeling between the two of us was never the same.
• JackScott

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  6 years ago

  The most inappropriate place? AT HER HOUSE! When I was a cable technician she was one of my customers. And of course I didn't know this upfront because I only knew her by her stripper name. But when she answered the door and let me in, I played it cool even though I immediately knew who she was. I didn't want to spook her or make her feel uncomfortable so I pretended as if I was meeting her for the first time. And it was a bit awkward for me too because now she knew MY real name. Anyhow I did my work without incident and when I was finished she asked me if I go to the XYZ club because she wasn't sure if that's where she knew me from. I jokingly said, "Yeah! You know about that place?" and then I came clean and told her that I knew all along but didn't want to co-mingle the purpose of my trip there.
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Cosplay convention
• warhawks

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  6 years ago

  Wedding.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  I was trying a restraining order case in District Court in Massachusetts and after my closing, when I went to sit down, right behind me was a dancer from a local club. Not a real big deal, but now she has all my real life work information.
• whodey

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  6 years ago

  Her dorm room. Back when I was a junior in college I had gone on a date with a civie girl from one of my classes and we ended up back at her dorm. After a few minutes she went to go down the hall to get some alcohol from a friend and while she was gone her roommate came home. The roommate turned out to be a stripper that I had gotten several dances from the weekend before. She started screaming about how I must've followed her home and was stalking her. Nearly half the floor must've heard her snd came to see what was going on. My date came back in and explained that she had invited me to the room. At that point the roommate started going off about how she could invite some pervert that goes to strip clubs into their room. Obviously that ended my date very abruptly since my date was disgusted that I would go to a strip club. Several of the girls from the dorm were laughing and one of them asked the roommate how ahe knew I went to strip clubs. The roommate turned pale when my date stopped chastising me and turned and asked "yeah, how do you know? Is that how you have so much cash laying around?" A few weeks later I heard the roommate/stripper had dropped out of school.
• BrotherFogHorn

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ good story bro
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Whodey for the win, amazing, strippers calls him out and ends up getting humiliated. I don't strip club locally, but years ago, my friends and I would wind up at some local dive club once a year on one of those "bad decision nights." There was this unremarkable stripper working there, who I had seen before as she had been a bartender around town. Fast forward about a month or so I walk into a doctors office and she's the fucking receptionist, and gives me the look like she remembers me. It was a dirty look, and I couldn't tell if it was "you're a dirty strip club perv" or was it "please don't say anything to give away what my other job is."
• larryfisherman

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  6 years ago

  At school lol. She was in a group project with me for one of my classes. She looked really familiar, then I realized I had seen her stripping a few weeks earlier. We didn’t talk about it. I saw her in a strip club a couple months afterwards, and she thanked me for not saying anything about it lol.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^ How many years was she held back? They can't dance if they are under 18 can they?
• gothamyte

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  6 years ago

  May have mentioned this here before. There was this dancer I used to order from an agency to come to my dorm when I was in state college in a different county as she herself was in college too at a different school, same state, she in a different county. I ordered her at least 2x I think. She was nice, my college age. A few years go by, I'm back home in my county, during summer at my local mall and there she is with friends, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember who she was, so I kept following her. She noticed. And looked at me like, What? At one point she bent over and I know it's crazy cliche but soon as she bent over, it clicked. I remembered she was the dancer I used to order from the agency. Then she walked up to me and hugged me and asked why I kept staring at her without speaking. To this day I wished I explained to her that I was having the worst brain fart and simply couldn't place her face in my memory and it was killing me. All that time she probably thought I knew it was her and was just stalking her like some sort of fanboy when I wasn't. Couldn't imagine she lived or hung out in my county and city. She went to school elsewhere and her agency was in a different county.
• Bj99

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  6 years ago

  @ flag, there was a girl at my club who had just turned 18, and was going into her senior year.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^ But I think fishsticks is still in junior high.
• Htxx

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  6 years ago

  Two separate instances, two separate dancers. Once in church, she was with her family and I was with mine. Once at a hockey game, I was with my family and she sat right next to me with her bf. Each time we didn't officially acknowledge each other but definately knew each other with a sly smile
• anon4231

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  6 years ago

  Kind of in reverse, but I had an ATF at the club I went to in NC (in a military town.) So of course, later in the smoke pit I'm talking about the hot blonde stripper with the huge fake titties who was rubbing them in my face, and someone else says "Son of a bitch, I PAID for those tits!" Turns out it was his ex-wife. Sliiiightly awkward working with the guy (or getting dances with the chick) after that.