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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"Usury is the practice of making unethical or immoral monetary loans that unfairly enrich the lender. A loan may be considered usurious because of excessive or abusive interest rates or other factors."
There are laws against usury in most or all states in the US.
Now, tell me how charging unethical or immoral rates to some poor strip club patron who never agreed to pay those fees in the first place is any less unethical or immoral.
Clubs like this should be shut down, and the local government should come down hard on their asses without mercy. At least with charging unethical interest rates you know, going in, that you'll be paying 25% per month or whatever on a loan. In this case the guy was never told, and never agreed to pay those fees. Nor would any guy in their right mind pay it. Only guys like Dugan, who might get some strange ego boost or something.
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9 years ago
While it sounds nice to regulate hookers in terms of STD testing and stuff, why not regulate all women that way? Why not require ALL women to have regular STD tests and present their proof before they fuck a guy they just met?
Again, the ONLY difference between regular women who meet a guy and fuck him and hookers is INTENT and PURPOSE. Why should intent and purpose have any effect on whether we're concerned that the women we fuck are clean?
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9 years ago
Hold on, I need to make a correction before the stalkers jump on me....
In my second sentence I said "...in return for the fuck". I should have said "...before or after the fuck".
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9 years ago
It is perfectly legal for a man and woman to meet anywhere, not know each other but be attracted for whatever reason, but they decide to go somewhere and fuck. It's also perfectly legal if the man gives the woman something in return for the fuck, whether it is a dinner at Shakey's or buys her whatever. All perfectly legal.
The are what is referred to as "consenting adults".
Now the only thing that makes this illegal is if the man gives her cash money directly for IN EXCHANGE FOR performing the sex act. It's all about intent and purpose.
Now, in my view, making the act of sex between any consenting adults illegal, regardless of intent or purpose, is insane. It's okay to fuck if we want to, even if you give some chick a benefit afterwards, but it's not okay to fuck if we want to FOR THE PURPOSE of exchanging money.
It is beyond my understanding why we make such strict laws based solely on our dislike of the parties' intent, even though they are consenting. In-fucking-sane. But all over the world, for the most part, it is illegal. Strange.
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9 years ago
Al, find a real woman. I keep telling you guys, find a real woman, and leave the strippers for a little fun at the club when the real women aren't available. Don't make them your life. They're just employees lookin' to make a buck.
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9 years ago
alabegonz sez: What about the moments you shared? Was it all just pretend?"
Al, baby, you need to start growing up and facing reality. Well, maybe you don't NEED to, but it sure would be the best for you. And yeah, a lot of guys here will never face reality, but you don't have to be a loser too dude. You're young enough to snap out of it.
Yes, Al, it's all pretend. All the strippers, and all the ATF's and CF's and whatever else you guys call them.....it's all pretend, just to get your money.
Sorry dude. That's how life is. Don't blame me, blame the chicks.
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9 years ago
shailynn sez: "I wonder what name she has me under in her phone?"
I'm guessing "Loser #17"
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9 years ago
What I find interesting is the way she worded her predicament. I've spent all his money, is it time to move on? I don't want to hurt his feelings...
Not even a mention or explanation of why she might move on. Why? Well, it's obvious, right? I don't give a fuck for the guy. Everyone knows that, right? Strippers don't really care for the customers, they just want the money. Obvious, right?
Well, apparently not....
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9 years ago
So, Diva, let me understand this...
The guy has been paying you to spend time with him, and maybe even have sex with him. And apparently, though I find this hard to believe, during that time he's come to feel like you have something more than a business relationship, while you, on the other hand, are only in it for the cash.
And now that the cash is gone, your business relationship is over from your perspective, but he, the pathetic loser, still thinks you care for him and want him. Which, of course, you never really did.
Hmmm....that's a strange one. Maybe Mr. Dugan can help you work your way out of this one.
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9 years ago
I dunno alabegonz...I thought I read somewhere that Portland clubs were pretty sucky and low/no mileage. And the dancers are kinda weird, all tattoo'ed up and strange/freakish. And it's, like, Portland, Oregon. I don't think I want to go there.
But dude, don't just go there and stare at her when she's not looking. That's a little creepy. Be bold. Go up to her and start talking to her. Be a man, dude. Who knows, maybe you'll score with her.
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9 years ago
It's probably the last thing I will check in a dancer. In fact, unless she's got some seriously bad breath, I don't really give a fuck. I'll check all the other important parts: feet, legs, butt, tits, face, overall body, hair, etc. Not sure I ever recall a dancer whose teeth I noticed in a bad way.
I've had a few dancers with bad breath, but I'm usually too focused on the girly stuff she's got goin' on.
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9 years ago
IronFox22....I think some probably do, and some probably don't. I'm guessing that strippers who are friends tell each other, and go to each others homes and shit. And those who hate each other don't. But probably they know each others' real first names, since chicks talk behind each others' backs. And probably in clubs where there are a lot of visiting or transient dancers, like Vegas, nobody knows shit about each other.
I'm often surprised about how dancers don't even know each others' stage names. I'll ask "Is Chardonnay dancing today?", and they'll say "Who?". Even chicks who have been there for a long time seem oblivious to shit like that.
Bottom line: who the fuck knows? They're strippers.
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9 years ago
Yeah. It's a bad scene, man.
And you can tell the dancers hate getting up on stage and dancing for ONE customer, so they make you feel even more uncomfortable by motioning you to come sit at the stage and tip them. Sucks.
That's when I try to grab the hottest dancer and either have her sit with me, or better yet, give me some laps so the pressure is off.
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9 years ago
No shit? It's the big man's birthday ??? Dude, have an absolutely wonderful birthday !!!!!! And get yo' sef some o' dat sweet pussy. You deserve it. I hope them ladies are being extra sweet to you today and throwing you a party.
Congratulations !!!
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9 years ago
OMG alabegonz !!! I'm all, like WOW !! You're not only smooth, and a Zen master, you're a master in perceiving the innermost thoughts and workings of those around you !!!
I'm busted !!! You're just too good, dude. OMG !!! No wonder the chicks are just lining up for a taste of that yummy alabegonz...
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9 years ago
Actually the purpose of my post was not to complain or be upset about it...it's not a big deal since all the loons are on ignore, so I don't usually see it. but it was to try to get someone to explain what's going on in these guys' minds that causes them to be so fucking looney toons? I mean someone spends all day filling up thread responses with blanks or copy/pasted stuff? Hundreds of them?
And others just post haterade, and nothing else?
I dunno, it just seems so abnormal. But most here seem to treat it like it's normal and fine.
TUSCL is kinda like the twilight zone or something.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, based on your posts, I have the following picture of you:
When Rick walks into the club, suddenly all music stops, the lights go down, and a single spotlight is trained on the front door. And then Rick walks in. Wearing a well tailored 3 piece suit that just screams "success". A stylish fedora, expensive gold jewelry, and a cocksure attitude that just makes the ladies melt...
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mister RICK DUGAN !!!"
And with all of that fanfare, even the hottest women in the club either cum in their panties, or faint to the floor.... "Oh RICK!!!"
And Rick steps over the fainted bodies of beautiful women lying in his path, with a cocky grin. "Here ladies, buy yourself some smelling salts" he smiles, as he blithely tosses bills on their gorgeous, yet limp bodies.
Rick, you ARE the man....and we're not worthy.
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9 years ago
In Los Angeles, right near the airport. Closed a while back. IMO it was pretty sucky, but a lot of people liked it as a place to chill.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
One other time I make sure to type dancer names into my cellphone or something...
If I know I'm going to make a review here on TUSCL, and I want to say something like "G*na gave me a very good lap dance, and I left there happy (if you know what I mean)"
I need to know where to put the asterisk.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The only time the names are important is if she's very hot and I want to keep track of her on future visits. Like if they have a board showing which dancers are on shift, or online postings and stuff like that. And if I'm in the club and want her to come and play with me, it's easier to ask the waitress or other dancers, "hey could you tell Coco that I want a dance with her?", rather than "hey, you know that dancer with black hair and big tits? No, the other one. No, not the one just on stage, you know, the one who has the long straight hair", and on and on.
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9 years ago
Personally I have no problem whatsoever with rap music. The music itself generally sucks, but in the context of hot chicks dancing in a strip club, often it's some really good shit. Especially when I go to my favorite black clubs in da hood. You need to have nasty rap music talking 'bout bitches and booties and shit when you're watching nasty black chicks and they're trying to give you a boner.
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9 years ago
I just wish that they'd play some Carpenters at my favorite clubs. Can't get enough of that.
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9 years ago
Anything country.
If it's country, it ain't music.
Yeah, and Paul Anka over the speakers might be a reason for me to get up and head over to another club.
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9 years ago
joewebber, don't be a downer dude....
The guys here want to believe that the girls care for them, so let them believe. They actually think that the girls make a note of all of your personal shit and understand it and remember it and are really fucking interested. So let them believe that.
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9 years ago
Wow. Excellent topic.