Comments by Lappinme2

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    How Deep The Hole You Just Dug For Yourself
    Meow-SNAP!
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    what would an extra $250 a month do for you ?
    Spend $175 getting the full coarse for this sweet little thing I know, $25 for a tasty dinner, and put the $50 in savings, because you gotta grow the nest egg.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Walking the dog
    Not sure what the big deal is, but if it works for you...
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    PL spends, blows, and is robbed of almost $4k total
    There better places to go for action than Las Vegas. He could of had FS with 20 different women and still had money left over.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    would you buy dances from her ?
    Depends on what her attitude was like. It's about more than just TnA for me.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The price of pussy by state.
    This would actually make a great subject. Even within the same state, the value of a dollar in clubs can vary. I've been yo clubs where girls are off the stage and into your lap and they could care less about a tip. And while people are asking about brothels in Nevada, where girls ask for $500-1000 there are little know brothels in other states where you can pick the girl and have a good time for under $200, 60 minutes, all included.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Itsmytime
    I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
    Smells
    Had some girls that smelled of weed. Sometimes that means they are going to be fun, but most times they are all over the place and can't give a decent lap. Met two trailer MILFs once and set it up to get a laps from each. The stank was terrible! Don't they check themselves before putting their ass in a guy's face? Dances ended ASAP and on the last one I bolted out the club for fresh air. Guess some clubs don't teach stripper 101 on keeping things fresh down below.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    No strip club available, AMP or Escort
    The OP may need to open his eyes to what is avaliable. Here's what I mean. SC, AMP, escort, each is perfect for their chosen roll, but you can also ask one for services that the other provides. To clarify, you know you can ask a dancer for a massage or "extras" even though an AMP offers the best massage and and escort offers the best sex. You can also ask an MT or escort for a lap dance. Is it going to be better that what a dancer offers, no, but you can have some pre-game activity with the knowledge that extras are assured and that is could cost less than the champagne room. The trick is that the AMP or escort needs to know you, and that takes a few visits. After that you can request all types of things. You can get a few laps from mamasan AND the MT once they know you. You just have to go in with a big smile and a nice attitude. For an escort just have her straddle you with you underwear on and grind a it, assuring her that it's just for a bit of fun. Later you can try other dance positions. Best part is you can get to the main event whenever you want and you know your going to get extras! So you answer your question, yes I will go to an AMP or "escort" if not SC is near by. They know me, so it's not hard to get some SC laps in. And now that your blinders are off go have some good times no matter where you are!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Thoughts on a change...
    I'm not on here everyday, but something made me sign in and this subject is it. If possible I think these establishments should stay. At the say time more AMPs should not be added. As an example, many of them fall between the cracks of not being a strip club or a massage parlor. There is no place for them like TUSCL and their reviews and information would be lost forever. These establishments are sometimes rarely reviewed, but do offer an alternative for the SC PL who instead of giving up $300 in search of extras may want to spend $160-200 for the real deal. I think places like this should stay on TUSCL. Also being here keeps them somewhat under the radar. There are sites for reviews on AMP, but in some areas as soon as they get a large following the get shut down. It's like LE regularly search those sites while the few that may hide here are ignored. Again I'm not saying more should be add, but keeping the few that are present does have a value. Beside, can I ask, do they really take up that much space on TUSCL? It looks like for now I am the lone dissenter, but please consider keeping these places on TUSCL.
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    What is with the male obsession with BIG tits?
    Bigguns can look good in a dress or bathing suit, but after that they hold no interest for me. I guess if we're talking SC and a girl is going to take a bill from your mouth using their breasts and that classic move then maybe you look for big boobs. Me I like them B sized and I find the flatter B sized sexy. And a girl with smaller breast know she has to work harder to get and keep your attention. So their lap dances are usually better.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Boycott Chicago area strip clubs!!!
    Don't they wear pantyhose at All Star Bar? Too scratchy!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    question...
    Sorry, but here are no good clubs in Chicago. Compared to other places all around the US Chicago is the worst. I'm not exaggerating. Now outside of the city you can find a few gems. Arnie's and Jimmie's to name a few.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Sirius1
    Florida
    Changes for the worse
    Those prices and a cover push them off my list. I'll get my girls phone number and see her elsewhere. Too bad.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    This is not a strip club...
    This is a great review! Think of all the money you have saved all of us by TOFTT. Sorry you got burned but it was a help for many of us. Some times the best review says,"Stay Away!"
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    chisox2
    Wisconsin
    Stopped by for the first time...
    There is a lot of truth here. For now there is no value in going to Blackjacks.
  • review comment
    11 years ago
    This place was anything but heavenly....
    For it's accuracy.
  • review comment
    12 years ago
    Adelita Bar is one of the...
    Gave extra details that were needed.
  • article comment
    8 years ago
    seawa
    Nevada
    First OTC Experience
    My OTC experiences have always been more about getting my dances at a hotel instead of at the club. Breakfast or dinner was optional. It allowed for long sensual nude dances and mutual play without clock watching or a bouncer near by. The cost was preset, so no surprises. No sex, to build up trust. Then one girl verifies for another girl that the experience was good and you can be trusted. This leads to more OTC experiences. I've had champagne, wine, strawberries, chocolate. A few have allowed photo sessions. I don't do them these days, as I've found ways to have more fun for even less money. But having it off my bucket list and knowing I can set it up again at anytime is a good feeling.
  • article comment
    8 years ago
    minnow
    Any place that interests me.
    History of Strip Club Guides, Part 2: Wired In with the World Wide Web
    Zbone was great! They had great crew parties too, where they took over a clubs and everyone had a great time.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    Maximiliano
    Richmond VA
    The Dark Side of Dancers & Opiate Addiction
    Max I have to agree with Carlos and I'm sure all the others that will post here. You need to let this go. She was a rental fantasy, that's all. And while you drank deeply into that fantasy and embraced it's very depths you will need to let go, or like fire you will get burned. Let Dr. Lappin prescribe some medication for you. 8 weeks of Anewbitchol to be taken at any SC other than where your DS resides. Find a new DS, find a beginner that you can mold into a DS, etc. Next I want you to learn from this that you are renting a fantasy and that is a good thing. Thank goodness you don't have to deal with all the drama that your current DS is going to go through.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    DoctorQuality
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Addition to the Strip Club Dictionary: "SSB"
    Interesting story. Wealth of knowledge in there. I personally don't think I'd even stay around for that level of SSB. For the few times I'm ITC I'm looking for chemistry and ROI. Otherwise I'll drink my beer, give her a few dollars for conversation, and I'm on my way to a girl that delivers and loves every minute of it.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    1Chanman
    District of Columbia
    The End of Strip Clubs?
    As for the thrill of the chase, it's still there. Now I chase the chemistry that two people can have. Yes, when it's a sure thing I'll get the big prize, but how will I arrive at my goal! Is she just mechanical and only does one position or is it like we are in our own porno movie doing every position we can think of? Is it 2 Christians doing mish, or are we on each other like two animals in heat? Maybe you like to suck toes, is she into that? Maybe you like to worship certain areas. Maybe you both want to play master and slave. The quest does not end at the destination, but is the journey. And when you put it all together how could you ever go back to spending your hard earned money for someone to just shake their butt 2 feet from your lap? Strip clubs need to change and adapt, or look for more minimal wage earning young men who don't know any better to support them.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    1Chanman
    District of Columbia
    The End of Strip Clubs?
    A lot of good comments here. I'm not sure who will change first, the industry or the customer. It seems that in the article that the customer has changed to a degree. For myself I am no longer willing to part with my money for a cheap grind and no satisfaction when I can spend the same for full on satisfaction. The local brothels offer it all and it is just up to you to put your head in the right place. (?) I pick the girl I want and have her slowly strip and grind for me till we get to the main event. It's a lap dance, strip show, and the full deal all in one! I agree that young men who do not have the funds for full gratification will just see strippers, but more will be needed for the lapper that is looking for more. This is where clubs will need to advance and contain brothels. This will also need the support of local laws so that LE is not wasting time busting consenting adults. The local governments need to wise up and see this for the cash cow that it is. The taxes gained could be great. But let's save that for another article.