Comments by IronFox22

Thanks for the responses. Hoping to have a bit of fun in the booths at one of the two clubs for a reasonable price. Have no idea what kind of fun can be had inside the club be I'm ready to check it out.

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Hell, throw in Patricia Heaton, circa 2003-05,

I generally agree with Burlington on these celebrities, with the lone exception of Rihanna, who I consider very hot.

Taylor Swift's a good one. Not exactly a model but still very attractive.

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You could be right, Chessmaster. It just struck me as odd that multiple people were looking for explicit information on Phoenix clubs on their first post.

There are several recent posts from newbies asking for information on Phoenix clubs. The posters have in all cases just joined TUSCL and have no other reviews/posts. Do the math and ignore them.

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That's a great story, Papi. I haven't done anything that crazy, but I totally get the part about not being smart about where you are in the middle of the night. I used to live in a large city that was served by a Metro Light Rail train, and sometimes I would take it to a club that was not in the best area. I would only go to the area during the afternoon (when things were relatively safe), but I had to walk about a half mile or so from the Metro station to the club. One time I was having a real good time (and also drinking) and ended up staying for hours and hours. When I finally left, it was around 1 am. So I walked drunk back to the train station in a high-crime area (I absolutely should have taken a cab), and even cut through a pitch-black alley to make the walk a little shorter. You know how it is when you've had a lot to drink--you;re not afraid of anything. Nothing happened to me, but I was just asking for trouble at that time of night.

Most of them aren't. You can go to Blue Moon if you want fully nude, but that's a completely different experience.

Jesus Christ.

I've gotta say it: I know that the Hi-Liter usually has a lot of young blondes (I think), but I still love Bandaids. There *are* some blondes there, as well as girls of other ethnicities. it's a fun neighborhood-type club. And the floor dances (which are only $10 a piece), can be very high mileage. Lots of very, very good grindage if that's what you're looking for. And usually a pretty good day-shift, too. I go there because I dearly love the Latinas, but I feel like you can find any type of girl there. I'm pretty sure that most guys who have clubbed a lot in Phoenix and who enjoy high mileage will have Bandaids near the top of their lists.

Well, if you're going clubbing and you're SO is ok with it, you've found a rare bird.

I usually don't tell them my last name (but then again, I'm a bit paranoid). At one club, I had gotten to know a dancer over the course of several visits over a few months. She eventually asked me bluntly what my last name was and I hesitated for a second and then, without making eye contact, said "It's Smith." Yep. I managed to pick the most generic, least believable name possible. She looked at me funny for a minute and then said, "Oh, ok." It was awkward.

Even when I know I have everything in its proper place (phone, wallet, keys, money), I can't help but obsessively put my hands on my pockets to make sure everything is still there. I don't know why. I'm very close to OCD while in the SC.

I think you're right, Papi_Chulo. Good point. I just wonder if women know that virtually every guy they become friends likely wants to get in their pants.

Every time I hear that a Phoenix club got raided for prostitution, I'm convinced that it's one particular club, and am always shocked to find out it wasn't.

I'll strongly consider it. I think I'd be all right with it, as long as the bathroom guy didn't have especially hair forearms.

I'll have to think about that. I'm not into guys, though, so it probably wouldn't work. With alcohol, though, you never know.

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Gammanu95-- With all due respect, what the f-ck did you think was going to happen starting a political discussion in which you bash the president? The crowd here, like America as a whole, is probably split about 50-50. It's just going to end in people screaming at each other.

There's something about Kelly Ripa's A cups and her toned body that get me going. Cashman-- Good call on Martha McCallum on FoxNews. If we're doing Fox News babes, I'd throw in Andrea Tantaros and Dana Perino. I also have an odd attraction to Meghan McCain.

Megyn Kelly is actually a good one. She seems like she'd be a good ride. Top-tier: Chrissy Teigen Demi Lovato Carrie Underwood Second Tier: Kelly Ripa Brooke Baldwin Ginger Zee

Freecams is great on nights when you're bored. Any of you guys actually bought tokens and interacted with any of these chicks? Seems like it might be a decent diversion if you had a little extra money to spend--which unfortunately I don't.