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7 years ago
In general i'm quite content with topless clubs, but I must say I have greatly enjoyed the nude lappers that I've gotten at XTC in Austin and at Jimmy's and 390 in Chicago Heights, not to mention the bare-ass dances my CF gives me, against state law and club rules, in the VIP room of her club in Indiana.
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7 years ago
Nice! I would rather *look* at the blonde but *listen* to the brunette -- I love Northern English accents!
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7 years ago
I came of age in the bush-ridden 70s but don't miss pubic hair on women at all. I agree with skibum that the only hair on a woman should be on her head.
On rare occasions I have gone down on a stripper. In the Age of Bush I would never have considered it.
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I *love* a woman with muscles and curves, but I don't want her muscles to be visible so much as tangible.
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7 years ago
In answer to londonguy's question, the only stripper I've ever met who had an English accent was that big-breasted chick of Indian ancestry that I wrote about last week. She was from Coventry (is that considered West Midlands?) and had a lovely accent. I used to live in North Yorkshire and enjoy hearing an accent from the North Country. In fact, the only English accent that I just loathe is Cockney or its metastasizing variant called Estuary English.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Why would I tip someone for collecting money from me? At least the bathroom troll handles the daunting tasks of turning on the water and handing me a paper towel that I find so challenging.
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7 years ago
^ Yes -- so write one review describing the better or more interesting of the two visits. If you have something to say about the other visit, wait four weeks and write another review.
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7 years ago
Yes, Subraman: no *sex* stories about other customers. That's absolute -- the fantasy that my OTC girl is my girlfriend is crucial to me. But she can make fun of other customers as much as she wants.
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7 years ago
Clarification: Of my four rules for OTC dates:
(1) No fucking White Castle -- ever.
(2) I won't hold your purse.
(3) Mine will be the only dick in the room.
(4) We can discuss anything except what you do with other customers.
Rule (1) symbolizes my unwillingness to take her anywhere besides nice restaurants, generally ethnic, steak, or seafood. I really do *hate* White Castle (sorry, twentyfive!), but it merely represents all fast-food restaurants.
Rule (2) is an assertion of my masculinity but isn't absolute. Under certain rare conditions I'm willing to hold a woman's purse.
Rule (3) is absolute. My CF has proposed a FMF threesome, which I'm open to. My ATF, with whom I'm on a four-month hiatus that may well be permanent, suggested a MFM threesome on our second VIP which I summarily rejected with the "only dick in the room" line.
Rule (4) is also absolute. Hearing what she has done with other customers either ITC or OTC detracts from the girlfriend fantasy that I value so highly.
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7 years ago
Excellent rules, JS69! I guess I've also always had an implicit "no clock-watching" rule. If dinner + overnight + brunch runs to 16 hours (as it often does), so be it!
I also *insist* on feeding my OTC girl before and/or after our fun. On overnight dates, I've always taken her out to really nice restaurants at the beginning of the date and usually to really nice brunch spots afterward, except on a couple of occasions when she fixed breakfast for us and a couple of times that I was kind of, um, slow in the morning and we ran out of time for brunch :)
Come to think of it, I also insist on the complete GFE. If she can't pretend to be my girlfriend during the date, I just won't see her again. Fortunately, two of my three OTC girls, as well as my new CF who is about to spend an OTC afternoon with me, have been totally down with GFE.
Your fourth rule about the revealing outfit isn't necessary for me, because her mere presence is eye candy enough, and I know that outfit is coming off soon after the date anyway. Besides, my ATF usually wore a little black dress and no bra on dates. As an added turn-on, she sometimes removed her thong just before we left her apartment for dinner or brunch.
Conclusion: JS69's first three rules should be added to my list.
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7 years ago
I'm a sucker for an English accent, among others (as long as it isn't Cockney!). When I did two low-contact lappers last week with a huge-hootered honey, her English accent was the first thing I noticed (well, after the DD titties). Only later did I observe that she was of Indian heritage.
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7 years ago
I've had it a few times in SE Asia (Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore) but it was many years ago so I can't describe the taste. I remember that it was sweet but quite different from mango and *nothing* like durian!
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7 years ago
Yes, I've helped a number of strippers out of their bras over the years. My ATF, in particular, claims to be unable to remove her bra (she seldom wears one OTC and owns only a couple) and must enlist customer assistance at that point in her performance. I'm always eager to volunteer :)
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7 years ago
I'm glad you've seen the light, GN.
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7 years ago
ButterMan, I'm [not] embarrassed to admit that I've been to Club Venereal and Buster Wild Cherry a couple of times each -- and to Harem Scarem *many* times :)
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7 years ago
Don't hold back, Che -- tell us what you *really* think about Sofia :) Damn, dude!
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7 years ago
^ Yes! Blondie's, Cheeks, C-Mowe's, Wise Guys, and certainly Dollie's in Washington Park, IL are dive clubs. So are Patty's Showbar, Lenny's, and Paradise Cove in Indianapolis.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Earlier this summer I learned from the OP on this very board that 1 in 3 Atlantans has AIDS:
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50233
LMFAO.
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7 years ago
Wise words, skibum!
. . . . .
(but you meant "for wife and me")
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7 years ago
But Hugh: Ilvy is a Latvian glamour model based in Riga. Latvia, who travels all over the world for photo shoots. What in the world does that have to do with Indiana, let alone with Ted Cruz (who is from Texas) or Mike Pence? Once again, I call unwarranted politicization of a fun-loving thread about a beautiful topless model.
I'm from Indiana, loathe Trump *and* Clinton, and would've voted for Gary Johnson if he hadn't been as dumb as a box of hammers . . . but Ilvy is just a lovely Latvian who inadvertently chose the name of a town in Indiana as her modeling name -- because, I strongly suspect, the Beach Boys did for the fictitious Caribbean island in their song!
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7 years ago
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
Subraman: "I DO like looking at butthole, but I like it to be presented to me with a certain level of class and decorum" -- LMFAO
warhawks: "Classic pole dancing is my favorite. . . Twerking does nothing for me." -- YES!
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7 years ago
I learned from my CF yesterday that the shitty months for strippers are "the J months": January, June, and July. I hope that my visit yesterday helped her August to start pleasantly -- mine certainly did!
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7 years ago
The only difference in vibe that I detect is that Midwestern weather allows me to wear easy-access shorts from about May to October, whereas the rest of the year I have to wear long perv pants :)
Yesterday, spending another leisurely afternoon at my favorite day shift, I twice had the pleasure of sitting with my CF on my right, with my hand often in her bra or thong, while another candidate for CF-hood sat on my left with her hand in *my* pants, giving me a mini-HJ while we were drinking and chatting. Eventually, after about 3 hours of mounting anticipation, my favorite and I adjourned to the VIP room for yet another HJ with BBBJCIM finish. My two mini-handjobbers got $20 and $30 tips for their efforts.
@Subraman: Can you tell that your style of clubbing has rubbed off on me? It has definite advantages over my customary quick-strike approach. I kept my CF liquored up and slipped her a 20 every half hour or so for three hours while thanking her for:
* texting me almost daily for the past three weeks
* sending me lots of pics, both in and out of stripper garb
* dancing in a nude-colored thong last time
* talking said thong *off* in VIP last time (against club rules and state law)
* letting me lick ice cream off her nipples on my last four visits
Yep, I do occasionally enjoy clubbing "Subraman style".
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7 years ago
Nice politicization of a thread about topless pics, Hugh :)
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7 years ago
jackslash nailed it -- club management wants PLs to come in and spend money and will say whatever it takes to make that happen. In general, clubs don't post rosters online, and if they do, you can't trust them. Furthermore, if you call to find out if Mercedes is working, the answer is always yes. It's best to get contact info directly from your favorites.