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  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Stripper put a condom on me just using her mouth.
    I haven't experienced that but saw it on tv with a girl and a dildo.
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    7 years ago
    azrookie
    Arizona
    Operation Choke Point terminated... good news for clubbers
    Obama did bad things. Trump says bad things and made me lose a lot in the stock market with all his fear and fire warning. Now all it takes is one missile fired in the wrong spot and half the world thinks nukes might go flying. I'm still much more aligned with Trumps policies on tax cuts, etc if he ever gets stuff through congress. Still hasn't gotten rid of health care tax penalties after almost a year. Some think we will be at war with NK in less than a tear because people don't take him seriously. Yep, that's how wars start. No one knows if trump is bluffing or if he will nuke NK. Since he's already decimated my savings, I think he will drop bombs sooner or later in response to NK shooting missiles at Guam. The US could shoot missiles over NK air space landing in the ocean and see how much they like that. Hopefully it would be a cheap missile. South Korea could evacuate cities near NK. I read NK might interpret that move as a prelude to war and invade. What could go wrong? We could wait a few years and let NK threaten to nuke US cities like LA, NY, Chicago, etc. with several missiles, a few would hit. We just need to send a big fleet of Asgard tech loaded space ships over NK and enact force fields to stop all projectiles and missiles and then vaporize their missiles and artillery and impress the hell out of the rest of the world with our secret tech.
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    7 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Did you?
    I once was aligned for the wrong hole in the dark. However the girl quickly screamed WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE and after thinking she's way too small to fit, I thought oh, wrong hole. Glad she said something or she'd really be screaming. :). Apparently she was very concerned.
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    7 years ago
    Osyrus
    Virginia
    Pay to read full reviews?
    Another Bernie voter^^^^^^^ Nothing is free. Someone's got to pay or do something. In this case, a review grants free access. If I didn't live in the US and could send these Bernie voters to Venezuela to see how great getting free stuff from the government works, I would.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Stognasty
    Everywhere. Currently Phoenix
    Glasses in strip clubs.
    If the club is dark enough, I'm like a blind man going by feel. My night vision is pretty good though.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Stognasty
    Everywhere. Currently Phoenix
    Glasses in strip clubs.
    If she wants to put boobs on your face, take them off. If she's not that close, keep them on to see. Is lasik surgery not a choice either? I don't like dong surgery unless needed though. I have 20/10 vision with contacts. There is an extra moist contact lens available as well. It was too moist for me. If you haven't tried it, you might be missing out.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    Could have been a large cougar too. At the time I thought it was a black panther. I heard there are some in Florida. At the rate it moved, it could get there in a couple days easy. No one hit one because they are fast and don't stand in the road like a cow. I saw a deer one day in my front yard. It almost hit my car. It was scared to death and running. It must have ran across a busy 5 lane highway to reach my house. I have no idea what it was running from. :). A really big predator cat?
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    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    Sometimes I look in my back yard to make sure there are no legendary cats in my back yard. I'd probably call 911 and then try to take pics if I spotted it in daylight. I never realized they were legendary and not proven to exist here.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    I had a large panther run out in front of my car a few miles from my house. I even braced for impact and must have just barely missed it. I didn't realize until later I would have made news across the state becoming the first person to kill a panther with their car in South Carolina. It looked dark or black but it was night time and it jumped out in front of my car. Fortunately it ran across the road lightning fast. It would have wrecked my car maybe even damaging the windshield. It was as wide as my car with its tail included.
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    7 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    MWM threeways
    I'm not interested in sharing girls or even sharing a hotel room from someone from work unless I was broke or homeless.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Blow job ?
    If she offered me a bj, I would probably say ok. I don't remember meeting anyone with a split tongue.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sure glad I'm not a millennial.
    Many dancers don't like being filmed. I understand the feeling and I'm not even a twenty something.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sure glad I'm not a millennial.
    Most strip club owners are in their 40's, 50's, and 60's. Don't expect too much rapid change per the article. Sounds fine with me. I can bring tech into the club but I'd rather look at or feel the girls there instead of looking at my phone. Everyone might like to know who is working on a particular night but that info can be hard to get. One step up might be an interactive web site that lights up green next to a dances pic when she shows up. Also typical nights worked for each dancer. However most web sites don't even show current pics of their dancers and that seems to change from week to week. I visited a club last weekend and didn't recognize several girls. Made me reluctant to want to go back. One dancer said the club seems to be adding a new rule every day. If all the hot girls left, not good at all.
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    7 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Another old man thread
    Or we could all act like 20 somethings and want to put all our faith in the government for health care, retirement, taxes, etc. The same government responsible for Katina, the low lying 30,000 people at the shelters that were stranded in Houston, I mean what could go wrong? Oh yeah, they might vote socialist and make our country prosper like we were Venezuela. Actually I put most of the blame for any hurricane problems on local and state issues and lack of planning for catastrophic flooding for people in low areas. I mean I know 55,000 people can be evacuated in less than 24 hours. Less than 55,000 are currently in shelters from what I heard. Local and state governments argue instead of making plans and spending money in some states waiting for a disaster to prove something is needed. I'm glad most of Houston's 6 million residents are ok because no way can you put all of them in city shelters. I think a flood plan and emergency shelters could have been planned for affecting 50k to 100,000 people. If you can't evacuate less than 10% of the people in 24 hours, you have a serious planning problem.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Using Uber to hail a hooker
    I'm been surprised how many people at a strip club will get inside a strangers car when they need a ride. I wonder if uber makes riders sign a waiver saying no drugs allowed in case they get pulled over.
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    7 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    lopaw eyes only
    I have 4 sisters but I don't remember them ever doing that. I have gotten funny looks from dancers if I say a lap dance reminds me of a game my sisters played with me when I was only a few years old.
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    7 years ago
    twentyfive
    Living well and enjoying my retirement
    Another old man thread
    If 25 lives to 110, he can talk about these days as when he was a young whipper snapper. :) If tech keeps advancing, we may live until we're in our 400's or later. Of course quality of life is important.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    I remember my family once had a pet duck. Unfortunately one day it escaped. When I lived in Lousiana, I almost stepped on an alligator in the back yard one day. It was big. We had tarantulas that got swept off the roof pretty routinely, a few dogs, and lots of snakes that got chopped up on an almost daily basis. I'm glad we moved away from there. The dogs probably saved me from snake bites on a few occasions. I once thought about getting a pet snake before I thought, I don't want to handle mice, rats, etc during the feeding process. Outdoor lizards do just fine. It seems strange like the lizards know I'm not going to hurt them. They don't run away that much. I remember a neighbor had what he called a guard dog. I couldn't get within 50 feet of it without it running away in fear. It had like a sixth sense and could tell when I was approaching. The way the dog acted, it must have thought I was possessed or something. I never saw a dog so afraid. It did live next door to me. I didn't do anything to it to make it fearful. Weird dog.
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    7 years ago
    Trish_Club_Lust
    I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!
    Septic tanks
    Juice might know. Juice how many back woods dive joints are there within 100 miles of Greenville, sc?
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Trish_Club_Lust
    I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!
    Septic tanks
    Back woods dive joint? The answer if in Greenville could be godivas, however I haven't been there in many years.
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    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Away from TUSCL for a bit
    Get well soon.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    There was a bat that slept on our carport when I lived in NC. It was like a cave always in shadow but it slept on the brick wall only 4 feet off the ground. There were dozens of bats eating bugs every night across the whole neighborhood. I used to bicycle as late as dusk or later and they would swoop near me scooping up insects. They came within a few inches of my head but they never hit me. They were just getting insects I was disturbing with my wind. I used to see them flying near street lights since the bugs would fly near the lights. There were hundreds of bats across the whole neighborhood. We also had a stray cat we ended up adopting. It liked to hunt even though my relatives gave it food. We would see it catching mice or rats in the grass near the road on occasion. Of course it liked to play with its food often bringing back a small mouse to show us what it found.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    I once thought about building a bat house in my back yard but never did. I did see a bat flying around above my yard the other night so maybe it lives in the trees in my backyard. They make high pitched chirping noises some times. My back yard trees have like a zoo of animals living in them. I spotted some Doves back there. They would make a nice meal in a shtf scenario. Trying to think of what animals I could hunt and eat in a crisis. Birds would be hard to catch. Where I used to live we had Rocky the flying squirrel. He would sneak inside the house but while outside, he would steal big red tomatoes and run up the trees with them occasionally dropping them on the unsuspecting neighbor. When he ran out of tomatoes to steal from the neighbors garden and went to ours, a hit order was issued and my older brother and I smoked him out and neutralized him.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Official TUSCL Pets Thread
    I remember dozens of pets as a kid. I have no desire to take care of one now. However I do have lizards roaming my yard and I don't kill them. 2 different species. I've even spotted a rabbit at times in my backyard and I don't kill it either. I figure I can hunt it in a shtf scenario unless one of my neighbors gets to it first. I do take exception to the lizards coming inside my house. I don't want them inside. One snuck inside twice. I'm hoping I don't find a dried up lizard corpse one day.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Celebrities You Think Are Hot (But Others Might Not)
    I think Taylor Swift looks pretty good but I'm sure some in the group here will say she is too skinny or not their type or that her tits or whatever are too small. I could probably name just about anyone and someone would say, nah, don't like.