Using Uber to hail a hooker

I'd like Uber to have an option to either hail a ride or a hooker.

Of course to hail a hooker - must be 18. Check that.
But all the ride-share conveniences and advantages apply.

1. Uber has screening process to hire professional hookers. Hooking license (STD certificate), Customer rating system, etc.
2. On a given evening, Uber has live info on hookers in the vicinity of a customer who are "on duty" and match customer requirements (white, black, skinny, thick, small boobs, blonde, kinky, etc)
3. All on-duty hookers get to see Customer rating as well. Helps them weed out the trolls.
4. Pricing set by Uber based on Supply & Demand at the moment.
5. Uber app offers up to 5 hooker choices to customer - photos, vital stats and new category - "signature sex move" for each hooker.
6. Customer either declines all, or picks one. All-inclusive Pricing is set. No tipping.Let's say customer picks one. Deal is done.
7. Uber knows location of hooker and customer. Customer may be in a restaurant and hooker may be in a coffee shop. Who cares.
8. From here both hooker and customer know where they are and hooker arrives at customer location.
9. Off they go until the prescribed service is completed!
10. While smoking a cigar, customer rates this hooker and hooker rates this customer - and off to their own business from there on.

For sophisticated customers, Uber may offer hooker/ride/hotel combo. There are various ways that can be packaged. A hooker may herself offer ride-share for "Disney-world enthusiasts" and ride/hooker service for "gentlemen".

Sophisticated customers may also get to pick more than one hooker for the evening.

Biggest benefit Uber brings to this service is Rating System. It's like a Credit Score. Neither Hooker not Customer wants to ruin their rating. This ensures Quality and Safety. (Of course, like ride-sharing, there will be some mishaps)

Next benefit is - taking the ambiguity out of pricing. Fair price. Set by Uber gods. Cashless transaction. Hookers get better organized because money is getting deposited in their bank account.

Whadya guys think? Please share your thoughts.

Let's draft this up. First each one sends to their Reps and Senators in each of 50 States.
Trumps gonna take a while to repeal Obamacare or get the wall built or lower taxes or even stop China.
This one should go through. It's an internet app and conservatives still read newspapers and books and don't like this snapchat and instagram shit. We would define "Hooker" as a friend who likes to fuck a guys brains out.

After the legislation becomes a law - why just limit to Uber. Others can pile on - Lyft, AirBNB, HomeAway - and I don't mind Priceline jumping in either where customer puts in his bid - Priceline provides a hooker - but her stats will only be revealed after deal is done. With no refunds! (Some mongers dig that kinda adventure).

Did I mention TUSCL members get a discount percentage which is equal to 2 x Membership Level. So Shadow & Papi will get 2 x 10 = 20 discount.

... fire away