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13 years ago
Funny, a bar full of thugs makes me take off early, too. Small world!
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13 years ago
I love two dollar bills and those little $1 gold coins. I wouldn't mind being tipped with those. However, if some dude made it rain with coins, I'd have to put my stiletto through his balls.
The upside is that if we all transitioned to coins, making it rain might become obsolete.
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13 years ago
I have nothing that awesome to barter with D:
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13 years ago
That was me and god, that's awesome
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13 years ago
I don't get it either. I've been told countless horror stories by coworkers about how their loser bfs land them in the hospital, make them take the heat for a crime, cheat on them over and over again, and while I like many of these girls, I just want to ask "then why the fuck are you with him, you moron!?"
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13 years ago
Never do it. It looks retarded as hell. There's a ghetto white girl at the club where I work and she's constantly slapping her booty; the first couple of times I looked around to see if someone had gotten bitch-slapped, that's how damn loud it is.
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13 years ago
One of the comments:
"did they arrest the opossum for interfering with an ongoing investigation?"
haha
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13 years ago
LUCKY
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13 years ago
You didn't see that South Park episode, did you? lol
I wish I could play along with this joke but I have no fitting analogy, lmao.
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13 years ago
The markets will probably still be volatile after that, Dudester. Politicians are all the same once they get to DC.
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13 years ago
@rh48hr: Love the pics; will consider :3
@Rlionheart: I love the description and could probably do something with it.
@Steve: Lol, you and cheerleaders :D
@Smoke: That would be epic. But how to strip/give lapdances/etc out of a cardboard box?
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13 years ago
I just wanna know what makes them tick. Plus, some of them are *so* beautiful.
At a party I attended a few years ago there was the cutest guy who everyone kind of flocked around. Tall, blonde, beautiful smile. I never made a move but I found out later "he" was a "she." Mind blown. "He" wore mens' clothes and look great in them, walked, talked, and acted like a dude, but was a girl. I was fascinated.I guess that sort of marked the beginning of my interest in transvestites.
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13 years ago
lol, Stiletto.
I actually love transvestites and am fascinated by them. Not sexually, it's just that I find them wholly intriguing.
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13 years ago
omg, I *could* be Foxxy Cleopatra, haha. And yes, I do have similar platforms.
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13 years ago
@Clubber/Steve: The ratio of cheerleaders each year increases.
@Clubber: You're bad!
@thesamurai: I had to google Red Sonja. Too bad I'm not a redhead; she's hot!
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13 years ago
@CWERTY: Love it! I have lots of hair so I could incorporate a hat...or decorations or something.
@jackslash: I am so stupidly tempted to do this. No one really knows my ethnicity -- I *could* be of ME descent -- but I'm wondering if it's just too edgy for a club. Perhaps I'll wear it for a Samhain party :D
@Dudester: I LOVE the second one. I could probably find most of that online. Plus it kinda goes with my Xena idea..
These are great ideas, guys.
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13 years ago
God, everyone with a Star Wars ref in here gets major points.
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13 years ago
awww, how sweet! :D
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13 years ago
A brief parade is different than making us stay up there for two whole songs. I could dig an all-stage (well, maybe not dig it, but like it better) where each dancer just walks across the stage, poses for a sec, and then gets down rather than an all-stage where we just...stand there for a ridiculous amount of time.
Clubber, I do all-stages. I just hate them.
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13 years ago
I like that idea, motorhead. All-stages, in my experience, are sets of two songs where we just stand there.
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13 years ago
Hanging out; i.e. spending no money and treating a strip club as you would a regular bar.
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13 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I'll have it noted I didn't kiss him. I just walked away.
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13 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I don't date customers, no. I'm just conveying what I've seen. I had some young fucker refuse to tip me for a dollar dance unless I kissed him (wtf?) and usually the young guys are the ones who make rude comments and try to get more for free. Spending money means dancers will come over to you; that was my point. I've seen many young guys just sit there, buy one beer, refuse to tip the girls, and then get angry when no one approaches them. I wonder why...
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13 years ago
Best compliments I've gotten:
"Your breasts are perfect. I can't believe they're not butter." (he had been doing whiskey shots all night; I laughed so hard)
"You have a sexy brain."
"Is this PRIMUS!? I've never heard Primus played in a strip club! WOW!" (He took me to the VIP after that)
"I enjoy spending time with you. The loveliness of your breasts is only increased by your wit and intelligence." (I believe he said he was an English teacher; I loved it.)
"I'm going to come back every night until you marry me." (that was just sweet :) )
"I love you." (another drunk comment. Still sweet, though I laughed later about it.)
Worst (I believe the guys thought *these* constituted compliments.)
"You have perfect dick-sucking lips. Can I try them out?"
"I'm tipping you because usually strippers let me look at their pussy if I give them a dollar." (I didn't; he got mad).
"I like your ass, but I hate your name. You should go by Delicious or Desire!" (after which I asked him just how many Deliciouses and Desires there were in the biz)
"Bring that pussy over here, sexy bitch!" (I ignored him.)
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13 years ago
Fuckin' redneck.