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.....and on can only assume that somewhere else, a different crime with an actua

mrsunglasses

14 yrs ago · 1 min read

This one's slightly off-topic but too good not to share.

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mrsunglasses

....and "ONE" can only assume...

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Dudester

“She immediately leaned over and put it into her mouth.”

At this point, amazingly, Smith spotted an opossum crossing the road and slammed on the brakes, “causing the female to slide out of her seat and mildly into the dashboard.” The report does not make clear whether she still had Smith’s sheathed fake penis in her mouth at the time.

ROFLMAO !!!

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fetish_dancer

One of the comments:

"did they arrest the opossum for interfering with an ongoing investigation?"

haha

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