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Whats the best compliment you've given a dancer?

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mikeya02

Besides your wallet. I told one she was an angel that slid down to earth on a brass pole. She really got a kick out of that.

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fetish_dancer

Best compliments I've gotten:

"Your breasts are perfect. I can't believe they're not butter." (he had been doing whiskey shots all night; I laughed so hard)

"You have a sexy brain."

"Is this PRIMUS!? I've never heard Primus played in a strip club! WOW!" (He took me to the VIP after that)

"I enjoy spending time with you. The loveliness of your breasts is only increased by your wit and intelligence." (I believe he said he was an English teacher; I loved it.)

"I'm going to come back every night until you marry me." (that was just sweet :) )

"I love you." (another drunk comment. Still sweet, though I laughed later about it.)

Worst (I believe the guys thought these constituted compliments.)

"You have perfect dick-sucking lips. Can I try them out?"

"I'm tipping you because usually strippers let me look at their pussy if I give them a dollar." (I didn't; he got mad).

"I like your ass, but I hate your name. You should go by Delicious or Desire!" (after which I asked him just how many Deliciouses and Desires there were in the biz)

"Bring that pussy over here, sexy bitch!" (I ignored him.)

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Doc_Holliday

Shit, I don't know. I don't have a good first line, but a couple times, with a non-white dancer, they asked "Really, do you mean that?" I said, "Yeah! I'm a complimentary cracker!"

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Doc_Holliday

Well, with one dancer, the other two times were civilians in a bar.

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vincemichaels

You are stunningly beautiful.

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Maverick100

I once told a dancer "In days of old kings would have waged war to win the favour of your hand".

She liked it...

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Stiletto25

"youre kind of a bitch...but I like it"

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mjx01

any genuine compliment about a dancer's personality, interests, or intelligence always seem to work well for me.

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runrdude

@25 was that a compliment you gave, or you got?

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runrdude

Thx bitch

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georgmicrodong

How would I know what the best one I gave has been?

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georgmicrodong

The one that seems to get the best reception from dancers is some variant of "Thank you. That was excellent. I appreciate it."

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Dudester

"Some men grow flowers to look upon beauty everyday. Me, I just melt at seeing you."

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mmdv26

I have encountered new dancers who gave surprisingly good dances and when we were done, I would look them in the eye and say, "Thanks, you're hot". I usually got an honest "thanks" and a smile or kiss from them, so I guess they appreciated what I said.

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Clubber

You're lucky today. I like you! :)

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RocStarsky

"Your pussy doesnt look like its been through the meat grinder. Nice tight pussy!"

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RocStarsky

"You have great teeth and a nice smile."

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JuiceBox69

Thank you 4 sucking my cock in my sock ; ))

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runrdude

I don't need change.

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bubbletop

I told a dancer that she had a pretty smile. She said she's usually complimented on obvious things such as nice boobs or ass. She ended up sitting with me for most of my stay.

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Rlionheart

Not a line - most experienced dancers see through that in a quick minute.

Best? Treat the dancer with courtesy and only give compliments where or when they are deserved.

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vincemichaels

I tell them when they give a great blow job. OH!!! THAT WAS GREAT!! LOL

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looneylarry

I think when you are out of breath and you hold them close and say "That. . .was. . .very, very nice." And they can tell you mean every word. And then the extra cash.

And juicebox, what's with the Dr. Seuss thing you got going there?

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newmark

I am a sucker for girls with good looking backs. When I encounter one I tell her she has a sexy back. Then I add that she also has a sexy front.

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JuiceBox69

Looneylarry I love that guy I mean bat cat fat sat....box socks look she is sucking my cocks! No hell I've got kids I read that 2 them all the time..so naturaly its just in my head : ))

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shadowcat

"Congradulations. You just gave a grandfather a hard on."

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m00tpoint

Any sincere comment from mrs m00tpoint. Most women do not compliment their friends and are sure not about to compliment a stripper. So, when my wife does it, they really pay attention. She also makes sure to look them in the eye and respond when they say thank you. I can't tell you the times she gives a compliment and then goes to the ladies room and the table is rushed to "learn more about her."

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shadowcat

m))tpoint -I totally disagree with that. My exwife and I were discussing this subject with another couple. I was pretty much agreed that women compliment each other very often and men don't very often. If men did it, it would sound gay.

If they appreciate your wife's compliments more that men's, it is because they believe that women are more sincere than men.

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