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Hank Moody

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32 posts by Hank Moody

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Driving Rant - If I pass you on the right, I’m not in the wrong lane, you are.

Title says it all.

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 3 22

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If a troll posts in the forest and nobody sees it is he still a fucking asshole?

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Hank MoodyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 17 16

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Fuck off already. You’re annoying.

Title says it all.

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 8

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Still no discounted cover for calling ahead?

Palomino’s website used to tell you how to get the discounted cover by not taking a cab or Uber. They explained the whole bounty system and proudly bucked it. Now, even if you get there yourself, reviews are saying the…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 14 5

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Club and OTC New Year’s Resolutions

Wallanon and I were discussing some self realization about our clubbing in 2024 and it gave me this thread idea. Will I keep to it? Hopefully, but like all NY resolutions, they aren’t perfect. My number one resolution is to…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 18

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, MD

Goddess impacted by fire

Certainly not a forum favorite, but Goddess is convenient to the Orioles and Ravens stadiums so it gets a lot of dumb tourists going in there. Big fire in a nearby restaurant that affected multiple buildings and you mean to…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6 2

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Paris Olympics 2024

Any chance we can all root for the USA? We had a not great performance in Tokyo 2020. We took home the most golds and the most medals overall, but generally underachieved. We’ve got Sha’Cari Richardson back (tested positive for…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 89

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Anyone else notice a lot more super short reviews?

Like one or two sentences? Just rejected one that was 6 letters in no particular order. That’s it. Not even an attempt at an actual review. My guess it’s a lot of new members who have never read a tuscl…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 12

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Anyone able to find the Alec Baldwin thread?

It’s not worthy of a new thread but I wanted to post that the manslaughter charges were dropped. I’m unable to find the thread searching for ‘Alec’ ‘Baldwin’ ‘manslaughter’ or ‘amendment.’ As we also can’t currently pull up our past…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 17

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Just Rick It

Over the weekend I saw a guy wearing one of these. I had to make up some excuse as to why I was laughing since I couldn’t tell the people I was with the real reason. Official team shirt of…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 8

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When is a stripper no longer a baby stripper?

I’m not suggesting that there is a hard and fast rule, but what do you look for? I ask because I typically avoid dances/rooms with baby strippers. Sometimes they haven’t perfected their technique. Other times they don’t know what customers…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 21

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When is a stripper no longer a baby stripper?

I’m not suggesting that there is a hard and fast rule, but what do you look for? I ask because I typically avoid dances/rooms with baby strippers. Sometimes they haven’t perfected their technique. Other times they don’t know what customers…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 4

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Bouncer Killed in Drive By Shooting March 28

Fuck. Sucks when a local club appears in a shadowcat 2 am’er. Hadn’t been here yet but was following them on IG with an idea to check it out. Rethinking that plan. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/1-dead-2-hurt-in-shooting-at-hyattsville-strip-club

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 8

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

Hustler Club renamed Foreplay

Here’s a link. https://www.instagram.com/foreplaybaltimore/

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 2

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World Cup

USA up 1-0 in 39th minute. Pulisic scores and we have life!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 1 36

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

No longer Hustler Club

Since about a couple months ago, the club has stopped billing itself as Hustler. It’s IG page is just 409ebmoreclub and the posts all call it 409 E Baltimore St. Not sure if they’re trying to get reflagged by Scores…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3

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How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?

We’ve debated the accuracy of the list and I think most concluded it’s not perfect. That said, how many top 40 clubs have you been to? Me: 5 Follies 9 BDD 15 Cheetah Pompano (my personal number 1 from what I’ve seen) 18 OZ Clearwater 19…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 42

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Stop. Feeding. The. Fucking. Trolls.

Title says it all.

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 228

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

What is the byob system here?

Bring in a cooler? Ferry drinks back and forth to car and pay for a cup like showcase? Take out what you don’t drink or does it become a bar casualty? What’s the dilly, yo?

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6 7

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SA about to go under the microscope

FBI and DOJ are investigating Matt Gaetz as you may have heard. So far, the whispers are that he used SA. Add to that underaged girls, gifts, pictures, texts, messages, human trafficking, crossing state and international boarders, hotel stays and…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 15

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Baltimore City Club updates

The Mayor is putting restrictions on Baltimore City bars and restaurants starting Nov 12 that will likely cause the strip clubs to shut down again. Not sure if the county will follow but I’m going to get as many…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 32

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Bars in MD can open at 5p Friday June 12

50% capacity. Millstream is opening. Not sure if any other clubs. No buffet. All staff must wear face coverings. We’ll see how it goes.

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 31

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Austin, TX recommendations?

Heading there for the first time next week. Land at 10p on Tuesday night so I may not have option to go out after getting to my hotel and checking in, but Wednesday night should be open. Probably can’t get…

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 25 25

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Celebrity who should be a stripper

We had a thread for this but comments are closed. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=63423 I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxDTC1NkGY

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 46

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews and commenting. https://www.tuscl.net/profile-review-comments.php?id=614357&s=1

Hank MoodyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3
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