Over the weekend I saw a guy wearing one of these. I had to make up some excuse as to why I was laughing since I couldn’t tell the people I was with the real reason. Official team shirt of the TUSCL meet up?
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3 yrs ago · 1 min read
Over the weekend I saw a guy wearing one of these. I had to make up some excuse as to why I was laughing since I couldn’t tell the people I was with the real reason. Official team shirt of the TUSCL meet up?
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How that meetup will go: m.youtube.com
And here’s a separate meetup with Scrubby leading the Phoenix dragon sluts: m.youtube.com
Also, the McDonald’s Szechuan sauce will be needed for all the “chacken fingers” m.youtube.com
^those are some elaborate cartoons. I am old and do not understand.
I had a CF for an while and she absolutely loved Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty is a show about a teenage boy with anxiety issues and his sociopathic mad scientist grandfather. The two of them travel through a lot of alternate universes. And they occasionally interact with their alternate universe counterparts and there is even a whole “Council of Ricks” out there. Given the personalities of the two main characters, that leads to a lot of chaotic episode plots.
“I had a CF for a while and she absolutely loved Rick and Morty.”
Who Rosy Palms? No stripper could tolerate you long enough to become a CF.
Nicespice,
If you’re going to quote a dead guy for Jesus age Christ get the spelling correct:
CHACKIN FANGERS
... and those are my zingers for today - peace out ✌️
“Just rick it” - this rick suspects an unauthorized t-shirt.
I don’t remember the council of ricks approving any t-shirts or coffee mugs. I suggested an official rick tampon - a rickon if you will.
I enjoy boosting my alcohol intake by soaking a rickon in Jack and shovin’ it up my ass. But not in a gay way or anything. I only do it because the laws of physics limit the rate at which I can chug whiskey and there are times I really want to get loaded like tout de suite. Alas, the official rick rickon was not approved.
However, it does raise a possibility: could the t-shirt approval have taken place when I was all loaded? What does my brother from a hairless ape mother say?
^ all Ricks should embrace free advertisement anytime they can. It’s just reminding the rest of the world how miserable they are because they aren’t lucky enough to be a Rick.
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