Just Rick It

How that meetup will go:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N0BxgRUJKZ…

And here’s a separate meetup with Scrubby leading the Phoenix dragon sluts:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlVlY6QAKp…

Also, the McDonald’s Szechuan sauce will be needed for all the “chacken fingers”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xilkhMtZD2…

^those are some elaborate cartoons. I am old and do not understand.

I had a CF for an while and she absolutely loved Rick and Morty.

Rick and Morty is a show about a teenage boy with anxiety issues and his sociopathic mad scientist grandfather. The two of them travel through a lot of alternate universes. And they occasionally interact with their alternate universe counterparts and there is even a whole “Council of Ricks” out there. Given the personalities of the two main characters, that leads to a lot of chaotic episode plots.

“I had a CF for a while and she absolutely loved Rick and Morty.”

Who Rosy Palms? No stripper could tolerate you long enough to become a CF.


Nicespice,

If you’re going to quote a dead guy for Jesus age Christ get the spelling correct:

CHACKIN FANGERS



... and those are my zingers for today - peace out ✌️

“Just rick it” - this rick suspects an unauthorized t-shirt.

I don’t remember the council of ricks approving any t-shirts or coffee mugs. I suggested an official rick tampon - a rickon if you will.

I enjoy boosting my alcohol intake by soaking a rickon in Jack and shovin’ it up my ass. But not in a gay way or anything. I only do it because the laws of physics limit the rate at which I can chug whiskey and there are times I really want to get loaded like tout de suite. Alas, the official rick rickon was not approved.

However, it does raise a possibility: could the t-shirt approval have taken place when I was all loaded? What does my brother from a hairless ape mother say?

^ all Ricks should embrace free advertisement anytime they can. It’s just reminding the rest of the world how miserable they are because they aren’t lucky enough to be a Rick.