Comments by Maverick100

Anyone who's a real Shithead.

Here in Vancouver, land of the stupidly priced lapdance ($50)I think lowering the price would be an improvment for all parties. I'd happily take a flyer on a new girl for $20-$25 or 5 for $100 but at $50 a dance one tends to get very choosey. I would think that the A-Team ladies would probably make less as they are generally quite busy even at these prices. Some of these ladies only work 3 hours a night and still do very well, they'd have to put in more time to earn the same. The middle of the pack would probably do a whole lot better as most guys are willing to part with $20 for a dance. The ugly girls should probably find another line of work in an "Extras" unfriendly city.

I haven't splashed on any "liquid sure-fuck" in ages but I may have to try some of the suggestions here for the sake of curiosity.

Normally I would have used some word processing program for a more lenghty review, alcohol probably didn't help either...Thaks for the replies.

thx juice, nice to know I'm not the only one who feels this pain of mod cons making my life "easier".

Wear a condom and as Stilleto suggested give some advance warning. As to your post the girl way over reacted IMHO.

Q: what's the difference between a cunt and a bitch? A: a cunt's a nice warm place where u want to be, a bitch owns it.

This club has never been much for VIP which could be why it's not on TUSCL listings. It tends to be a little grittier than the No5 or the Paramount. It used to be a good spot to watch strippers and pick up hookers. The VIP when I was there a year ago sucked, there were two tiny little booths that looked like port-a-potties sort of tacked on beside the main stage. In other words there was absolutely no privacy and I was quoted $40 for an air dance and was told that touching was not allowed, I heard this from a couple of dancers. I'll try and get there sometime after it opens and see if they've made a decent VIP area and report back later.

Wow, where do you find this stuff? I had to dig through some local news to get the story. Too bad about Slack Alice's, it had been there for 50 years. Hadn't been there since the mid 1990's but it was always fun. I don't think they ever adopted VIP dances, strictly stage shows. Nonetheless outside of Vancouver there is almost nothing for clubs in BC and this was one of the only gems left in the interior, used to host Miss Nude BC for years and a great golf party. Don't come to BC for fun at a SC, there isn't much left here and the prices are insane for what is available...

I guess it's time to sell my outhouse in Vancouver, buy a palatial estate in Phoenix and fu*k hot stupid girls with the balance of the cash, and wow its all at par. Micro means 1/1000th or thousandths of a unit, try nano, it means 1/1000,000,000 or billionths of a unit. It may suck but its better than the old engligh system, modified in the States, where things are measured by the number of footsteps a Roman footsoldier takes, or the length of the King's thumb measured from the tip down to the first knuckle, etc. (the foot has a reasonable visual anology). Imagine explaining how far the length of the kings thumb divided by the # of roman footsoldier steps taken times the length of the King's slut sisters clit actually means something one can understand. Try rods and chains as old survey measurments. Metric has its faults but it makes a lot of sense when you get used to it. By the way there are only 2 contries on the planet who are holdouts.

Lecher, Regrettably you're fucked without getting fucked if you try a strip club. I've lived here since 1978 and that is not from birth...), I salivate when I read about what happens in most of the States and the Ontario and Quebec clubs. There is only one club in all of Vancouver and suburbs that allows two-way touching, the No. 5 Orange, at $50 a dance, you can negotiate a little but prices won't drop much and mileage requires a lot of patience, Warren Buffet style cash outlay and trust, the latter being unheard of without time. The No. 5 is your best bet, just be prepared to bleed money. The Paramount Club in New Westminster is your next best bet, $25 for one-way contact, said contact is not in your favour and it is a juice bar. After that forget it. You'll hear about Brandi's but forget it, $40 air dances, bitchy strippers, large Neandethal staff, zero milage. If you try the No. 5 be prepared for a sleazy-looking but realatively safe part of town despite the look, run the gauntlet of drug dealers (who are friendly but persistent) though the "A-team" on the weekends is very hot and very expensive. Try the Platinum Club or the Swedish Touch, both in the downtown core, both waay cheaper, happier endings and under the guise of massage parlours. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news... You can have a good time in Vancouver but the price point will shock you.

When I was in second year university at one of the dorms (an all guys house)our building faced towards our sister house. There were two girls on the 4th floor who did a little striptease everynight from the privacy of their room, with the curtains wide open. We eventualy realized (like quite quickly) this was a regular little ritual of theirs. Naturally being horny college boys we got the time down pat, all met in the common room and turned out all the lights on our floor to watch the show. This went on for 2 weeks before some moron frosh (who we all assumed was gay) told them what was going on. The shows stopped and the rat had the worst year of his life.

Oops, I screwed up a bit. The $25 lap dances are in New Westminster. The two non contact places in Vancouver are about $35-40 for air dances.

Be glad you don't live in Vancouver. There is only one club that allows contact, at $50/dance, though you can negotiate for multiple dances, extras are exceptionally rare though can be had with great discretion. Another club is proper, no contact lap dances for for $25 or 5 for $100 and there are some 2 for 1 specials but it is a juice bar. You can fork over $40 for airdances at another club, the only 3 clubs in the actual city limits. There are some in the 'burbs' but prices also suck and contact is minimal. Ontario (Toronto), and Quebec (Montreal), are more like $20/dance, extras are far more prevalent. Fuck, I need to move...

For drug related names there is a "Toke Street" in Timmins Ontario and a place called "Stoner" in central BC.

I once told a dancer "In days of old kings would have waged war to win the favour of your hand". She liked it...

Gatorfan, you sound like a young pirate. If you want to speak Canadian so badly at least get it right, it's eh. In cetain situations the tonal inflection is that of a question, like eh? For example, "good beer eh?"

Another quick comment. By exits I meant for 192 St. and 200 st., the freeway exit numbers don't match the street numbers. Public tranportation out there will suck after rush hour and is mostly designed to get you to and from downtown, not from suburb to suburb. A cab ride to the No. 5 from Langley will run you about $80 one-way...

It is very rare in BC to see stage dance tipping and if you do it will be a minimum $5. Langely is a good hour fom the orange, the closest place to you is Maple Ridge but you have to cross the Fraser River to get there, either exit 192 ot 200 and follow the signs to the Golden Ears Bridge. It's a toll bridge, they will photo your licence and send you a bill about a month later, you'll have to google map it for further directions. I've never been to the club in Maple Ridge, check the reviews on tuscl. That said I was at the orange a week ago and Stage dancer Sugar said she would be in Maple Ridge for the long weekend. (May 21-24), if she is there check her out, she has quite the figure. Dances will be $50 though you may get 5 for $200 if you try. Your only other option is Surrey and it will be a bit of a drive as well, at least 30 minutes. Don't know those clubs except went to G-spot once, its a long way from Langely. Hope this helps.

Vegetables are what food eats.

Whoa Boston fans. WTF. Better learn how to hit 'cuz you can't skate with TB, Vancouver is the only team that can skate with TB, not that that will win it for them but they do have the wheels, Boston and SH are big slugs. On the basis of SC alone I have to agree with farmerart though don't have the same level of personal experience. From reading the reviews Florida and Michigan are tops in SC's with Ontario well in the running. On the basis of winning teams Montreal is the most winning professional sports franchise in north american history hands down, I don't like the Habs but will give credit where credit is due. Canucks win big but I pay $1000 for a BJ from an ugly whore and am too pissed to remember... (oops, another drunken rant...) samsung1 one...good luck to Columbus, just be thankful you're not a leafs fan, its tough enough being a Canucks fan...

I have to agree about my earlier posts and to learn don't drink and type (or dial for that matter). Whatever happens, STFU, think about it and post the next day, even with a major hangover. At least you've had some time to think to try and be objective so you can post fair and reasonable opinions about your experience, not a drunken rant (of which I'm guilty).

Detroit is a great hockey town with a long and illustrious history. I would love to see a game at Joe Louis. Lots of good hockey in the states. You've won lots of cups, time for the Canucks to win their first!

level5, You are crossing a line. Recognize this and shut the fuck up or as troop says publish your private info for all to see. If you can't "make the time you are not spending the dime". You say you had her number before, why not ask for it again...

Come on Samsung1 and vincemichaels. On the basis of titties that all one can "handle for a fair price" (except farmerart who seems to have unlimited capacity, but he did acknowledge the prices in Vancouver suck) the Canucks should win hands down as we in Vancouver pay the most for the least...tits and hockey...For once it's not about tits it's about sports. (add beer and WTF how can one go wrong when its all under the same roof, wherever one lives). BTW, you got the teams wrong, Washington was ELIMINATED by Tampa Bay in the last series, it should be BOSTON vs. TAMPA BAY (Eastern Conference) and after tonight VANCOUVER vs. SAN JOSE (Western Conference). Sorry for being so direct but I do realize that in the USA the hockey scores follow kindergarten basketball so we in Canada will forgive you for the confusion. GO CANUCKS GO! (Suck my cock Gary Bettman, the NHL did not invent this phrase and should not have the rights to it as the fans created it, not some little puke with a basketball background). For the many wonderful American TUSCL patrons this has a lot more meaning to Canadians than Americans (maybe more than it should...) please don't be insulted by my comments. All we really want to see is a good, exciting, final that brings some recongition to the sport of hockey south of the border. I think the recognition of T&A wherever one may be is universally acknowledged by our allegiance to this site. Please excuse my spelling as I'm a bit drunk after watching the SJ vs. Detroit game to determine who the CANUCKS will "smoke" next.