Comments by kingcripple (page 7)

When they have boyfriends

Play your cards right, and you can get over the pants hj for free

As i thought lol

Yes

I've seen a few strippers in their 50s. Safe to assume they never know when it's time to retire

Would you be wondering this if you were sober

I've seen blind guys with seeing eye dogs come in. That's always memorable. About a month ago i swore i saw i little lap dog running around as well. That was very strange

Depends on what you mean by sex. I've had my dick sucked, eaten pussy and eaten a strippers ass itc. But traditional sex, no i haven't

I've been blown but that's it

Me

There are only a select few girls at my regular club that i get dances from, so if it's not them i politely decline

I'm sure they do more than make out... With eachother

Ill Niño

I haven't spent a lot on her and she says she no longer sees me as a regular

I guess it's the positivity. I still might shoot my shot

Nope

Haha

Manager bought me another shot today. I just might have to suck this guy off

She's fuckable. Doesn't make her smart

I think the second and third shots, which were almost consecutive, were at her request

Icey- I'm like 8years older than her and we both like fart jokes. Suck it. But for real the "should i wife her" comment was sort of (SORT OF) a joke

Muddy9- i was just thinking about this. This is the same girl who, a couple months ago, told me to be safe when going home. Now, I'm not saying strippers are completely void of human emotion, but i do find it hard to believe that they would care if any of us were safe when leaving

Do you know how many of them eat eachothers ass?

I fucking hate Colbert

No I didn't it all the time. You get more attention if you're alone.