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4 years ago
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founderrespect for others goes a long way
I'm more of an ASS man than a TITS man, so... the new logo seems to be exclusionary and makes me feel so sad that I may need a safe space. #disenfranchised
In protest, I'm gonna pay to commission a Marilyn Chambers statue in front of Club Fantasies in Providence, RI (Marilyn was born in Providence) and then, secretly pay skibum to go there and TEAR IT DOWN. Pretty sure he'll do it cuz I'll also bribe him with a week's supply of pre-paid lappers in Woonsocket.
Give me that ASS logo, too, Founder... or else (just use Eve's ass as a template). Or I'm gonna start some riots that are gonna make every Wendy's in America have to double their fire protection insurance. -- Fair warning. --
#StayWoke
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4 years ago
https://youtu.be/CG2cux_6Rcw
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Pffft... damn str8, Eve. You know how many letters I had to write to Elliot Spitzer & Anthony Weiner to get the cousin law passed in New York? Perseverance DOES pay. 👍 I wrote more letters to their offices than Juice has fantasy bullshit stock posts on TUSCL (word). If Spitzer didn't want to bone his cousin (Client#9) it probably never would've passed, so... sometimes ya just get lucky.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Well, Eve... a surprising number of states allow legal marriage to your 1st cousin (Florida being one of them), so... who knows? -- maybe give him a few lappers and see if there's chemistry and, perhaps, if wedding bells are in your future? At least they'll be no arguing on who to invite! (Both of you would know which family members are a-holes :p)
Ha... I'm having some fun w/your situation, BUT, in fact... it is perfectly legal to marry your cousin in many states.
You actually reminded me of a great-looking dancer from the Mardi Gras in Massachusetts that told me (just before the 1st Pats-Giants Super Bowl, which she predicted the Giants would win!... whatta gal) that her Uncle had stopped in the prior week with some buddies, sat at the huge stage and watched her strip along with his buddies. I asked her the obvious question about how that made her feel and she paused, then said (verbatim): "Uh, kinda awkward... not terrible... just awkward." Not mortifying, not I couldn't do it, not worse experience ever! Just kinda awkward. HOLY SHIT DO I REMEMBER LOVING THAT GIRL!!! ;)
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4 years ago
^ Mynx in Hartford, Ct is also reopening on Monday
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4 years ago
Meh, I told her I only wanted her polyp-filled Hershey Highway and she's the one that reached down (midstroke), grabbed and then forcibly made the detour. My conscience is clear, sorry.
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4 years ago
Kanye/Caitlyn Jenner 2020 ticket 💯
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4 years ago
"Dear Dr. Barkhuff... as one Dr. to another, I'm sure I needn't remind you that bone spurs are one of the worst medical conditions a patient could possibly have, and anyone that's able to function (let alone be the GREATEST, BESTEST, MOST PERFECT POTUS EVER!) is someone that should be admired and recognized as the absolute HERO that they are. Certainly you're aware of the medical studies that concluded that bone spurs are more painful than rectal, lung and pancreatic cancer combined... yes?
"As a result, with the POTUS under constant assault from his uber, ultra, non-stop pain that would absolutely take down a lesser man -- sometimes, on rare occasions, the pain from the POTUS's bone spurs are so horrific that it can make his actions appear to be cowardly and complicit, simultaneously, when... in fact, that's as far from the alternative facts as the real circumstances could possibly be. In point of actual fact, modern historians have already stated that Donald J. Trump is the least cowardly and least complicit (with America's enemies) of any U.S. President... EVER! Furthermore, every modern historian is on record as saying Trump will be the most perfect president in all of human history (projecting forward).
"So... I'm sure the above facts will answer any and all concerns you may have/had; additionally, please note that in 1993, Donald J. Trump was voted THE BRAVEST, LEAST COMPLICIT contestant in the Anal Ring Toss Game w/Jenna Jameson on The Howard Stern Show. He was proven to be the most BIGLY BRAVEST of all contestants in the game, which also included the badass Hank the Dwarf. The trophy Baba Booey presented to Trump, read: "To the least cowardly person ever to walk the planet!... and holy shit does he play a mean game of Anal Ring Toss."
-- Sincerely, Harold Bornstein
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4 years ago
Trump emphatically tweeted that his pud DOESN'T look like a mushroom (like Stormy said), but rather... it looks like the biggest, bestest, most fierce fire-breathing dragon-head of a pussy-slaying monster phallus this side of Pete's Dragon (and then linked to a Pete's Dragon movie torrent for reference). He finished his 280 character treatise o' tweet by epically reminding everyone that similar to his phone calls, his pud is "perfect".
So, ah, YEAH... I believe what he's saying here regarding this matter. No... I really mean it... I do. Yes siree, bob... I really do. Only a fool wouldn't believe Trump. Please... for the love of all that's Holy... DON'T BE THAT FOOL.
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4 years ago
According to its FB page, Pleasure Dome in White Haven, Pa opened last Friday night.
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4 years ago
Yeah, Billy plays here. Kevin "Anything's Possible!" Garnett would like this place.
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4 years ago
Hey... it was either Deepak Chopra or Kanye that famously said: "When I buy a Fleshlight... I needz the sleeve."
#word
FUKK TOPLESS CLUBS!!!
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4 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
*unsolicited... doh
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4 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Jeremy has been banned from the award/trade shows the last coupla years, due to so many of the girls complaining about his unsolicitated grabbing, groping and touching of them during those events. And as previously mentioned, Ginger Lynn made claims (moons ago) that HedgeHog raped her in Hawaii during the time she was making her 1st skinflick.
Hey... PornoWorld has always been a peculiar environment (tho some fairly normal peeps have populated porn, too), especially in regards to 'loyalty' in the industry once a performer has made their bona fides. This, more than anything, explains Jeremy's longevity.
Hell, Marc Wallice falsified his HIV status on his lab report and infected a couple other performers, YET, to this day, he still works as an editor for a porn company. That's fukked up; if anyone deserved to be ass-kicked and beaten outta that industry... it was Wallice. Speaks to the fukked up industry 'loyalty' that these performers (i.e., Jeremy, too) always enjoyed.
(tho, the tide is turning with the new, young woke crowd: as witnessed with what is going on with Mercedes Carrera's case).
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4 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
I asked porner Brittany O'Connell in late 90's what the real opinion of HedgeHog was within the industry... and after a long pause, she answered: "He's... uh... tolerated." Wasn't exactly a ringing endorsement and was always amused with her response.
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4 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Ginger Lynn made rape allegations against him many years ago...
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4 years ago
No knowledge of what's going on @ Peepers, if anything.
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4 years ago
Matter of fact, just to give you full rundown of the girlies on Friday: Kat, Lynn, Lexi, Winter & Teesa.
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4 years ago
Yes, indeedy... Kat was back.
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4 years ago
^^ agree... forever acronym'd as TPH, henceforth ;p -- couple other drink selections, but wanted Red Bull for my couple lil vodka bottles... DENIED.
Oh, and sorry I worked sparky 6042's panties into a bunch -- saying "FUK COVID" is expressly meant to convey that scared pussies wanting to lock themselves into their homes until some incompetent, jackass politician gives them permission to stop being a sheep and stop living in FEAR... well, that's the proper context of "FUK COVID", here.
I'm a science guy; the science is clearly IN: extremely low mortality rate, accompanied by a hospitalization rate that IS NOT overwhelming the health care system. OPEN.IT.ALL.UP! That factual sentiment is in no way disrespecting the unfortunate people that have lost their lives to Covid (and I have great empathy for their families). Employ common sense & precautions... and, oh yeah... FUK COVID ALL THE WAY UP WITH A RED HOT POKER!!!
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4 years ago
In lieu of 60 bucks I sent 60 personalized dikk pics w/cute sayings magic-markered on my pud ("you think this is big just pretend it's Alladin's lamp and rub it to see what BIG really is!" -- that kinda thing).
We good???
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4 years ago
Ryan Leaf Felonious Territories
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4 years ago
^^ Can't lie... those pics of Sarah Huckabee Sanders in full uniform are smokin' HAWT!
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4 years ago
Pretty sure Anderson Cooper calls George "Sulu" Takei his 'daddy'.....
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4 years ago
Does Yogi defecate in the woods? Kiss, plow, grab a speculum and play yahtzee in her anal canal... IT.ALL.WORKS. Or, should I say, it's all a *possibility* (already checked off the first 2 since the reopening, still waiting on the yahtzee but have the dice). Can't live in fear, ladies & gents. Use common sense, proceed with open eyes and cautiousness... and get 'er done.