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My Grandma got pregnant

Chilli_Powdurr

StripperWeb AssKisser

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

Dam! This is pissing me off! Some dude knocked up my grandma and he ran off! Now I got to let her move in with me and now I don't have money to go to the clubs anymore. I want to go beat tuat guy up but I dont know how. Man, i got to defend my grandmama's honor. Does anyone have any advice?

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doctorevil

Make Rick Dugan cough up some child support.

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ATACdawg

Poor little guy will be a monkey's uncle....

Bam! 💣💥

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jackslash

Get her a job as a stripper. She'll make big bucks and you won't have to work any more.

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TommyMoney

Meh, I told her I only wanted her polyp-filled Hershey Highway and she's the one that reached down (midstroke), grabbed and then forcibly made the detour. My conscience is clear, sorry.

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goldmongerATL

A new verse to a song? Grandma got humped over by a reindeer ...

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MackTruck

Lmao

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