TommyMoney

I'm more of an ASS man than a TITS man, so... the new logo seems to be exclusionary and makes me feel so sad that I may need a safe space. #disenfranchised In protest, I'm gonna pay to commission a Marilyn Chambers statue in front of Club Fantasies in Providence, RI (Marilyn was born in Providence) and then, secretly pay skibum to go there and TEAR IT DOWN. Pretty sure he'll do it cuz I'll also bribe him with a week's supply of pre-paid lappers in Woonsocket. Give me that ASS logo, too, Founder... or else (just use Eve's ass as a template). Or I'm gonna start some riots that are gonna make every Wendy's in America have to double their fire protection insurance. -- Fair warning. -- #StayWoke

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Pffft... damn str8, Eve. You know how many letters I had to write to Elliot Spitzer & Anthony Weiner to get the cousin law passed in New York? Perseverance DOES pay. 👍 I wrote more letters to their offices than Juice has fantasy bullshit stock posts on TUSCL (word). If Spitzer didn't want to bone his cousin (Client#9) it probably never would've passed, so... sometimes ya just get lucky.

Well, Eve... a surprising number of states allow legal marriage to your 1st cousin (Florida being one of them), so... who knows? -- maybe give him a few lappers and see if there's chemistry and, perhaps, if wedding bells are in your future? At least they'll be no arguing on who to invite! (Both of you would know which family members are a-holes :p) Ha... I'm having some fun w/your situation, BUT, in fact... it is perfectly legal to marry your cousin in many states. You actually reminded me of a great-looking dancer from the Mardi Gras in Massachusetts that told me (just before the 1st Pats-Giants Super Bowl, which she predicted the Giants would win!... whatta gal) that her Uncle had stopped in the prior week with some buddies, sat at the huge stage and watched her strip along with his buddies. I asked her the obvious question about how that made her feel and she paused, then said (verbatim): "Uh, kinda awkward... not terrible... just awkward." Not mortifying, not I couldn't do it, not worse experience ever! Just kinda awkward. HOLY SHIT DO I REMEMBER LOVING THAT GIRL!!! ;)

^ Mynx in Hartford, Ct is also reopening on Monday