Reviews by LapHunt

Went to Brass Rail tonight (Saturday) and it was as mediocre as ever. The average dancer rating was clearly around 6-7 for me, with only one or two exceptions. It's always annoying paying $10.75 for a…

Having been to Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire LV, I recognize that not every place is going to be as posh as they are, but I still expect at least some basic level of cleanliness and…

I should preface my review by stating I visited during the week in between Xmas and New Year's. But still, I did go on a Saturday night (the 29th to be exact) at around 11:30pm...so…

For a place that keep raising the price of beer every few months (already $10.75 and rising), they sure seem to be standing still (or even going backwards) when it comes to vibe and quality…

GGR seems to have a reputation for being one of the better value clubs around, and the reviews seemed to indicate it was high mileage, so on a recent trip to the NJ/NY area -…

This place goes against what every value-loving SC hobbyist craves. I bounced back and forth between here and Sapphire on a recent trip to Vegas and this was the place I enjoyed least. The dances…

I've viewed this club as a steady and solid option for a number of years. The frantic hustle and low value of Vegas clubs always makes them a bit tough to take, and most other…

I finally gave The Lido Room in NYC a try recently. I was intrigued by some of the reviews here and had been meaning to visit NYC anyway so it made sense for me to…

I do appreciate the reliability and consistency of Mons. If there was some way to avoid the dead time in between jukebox songs sometimes though - that'd be a change I'd welcome. On a recent Saturday…

I found this club superior to Flashdancers which seems to get somewhat better ratings. Whereas I thought the lapdances at Flash were not that great, I was pleasantly surprised (perhaps b/c I had such tempered…

This is a real dodgy, dive-like club. Frankly, there wasn't much to like at all. I usually don't bother to take notice of the clientele in a strip club. Unless there's a particularly rowdy or unruly/dangerous…

Brass Rail seems to be stuck in neutral and shows no signs of improving. Their best girls are the same 3-5 that have been their best girls since 2012 (or even before) - only now…

This club seemed to be a worthwhile visit this summer and was actually looking like a viable alternative to Brass Rail...but sadly it has fallen back to its previous dive status in recent months. There were…

I was in Atlanta recently and after enjoying typical Follies daytime fun, I decided to try this place out to see if it could make for a passable nighttime experience (since I had resolved I…

Essentially, the only added value you get for paying $20 to access the Upper Brass from the main club on the lower floor is a little more breathing room, and a good chance at a…

This club's informal policy of bouncers seemingly being able to dictate to patrons exactly where they should sit or stand has reached the point of utter absurdity. Much of this is due to the horrible design…

With the Brass Rail stuck in neutral for what seems like years now, I've been venturing to Filmore's the occasional time to see what it offers. And, as an alternative, I'd have to say it's been…

I visited twice just after the holidays and gotta say - not a big fan of the remodel here. I really think the previous layout was just fine and I personally think the new reno…

The Mons remains probably the best place to get good mileage lap dances with limited hustle in the USA. It really is remarkable just how small and unspectacular the physical club is, and the jukebox…

Truly trending in the wrong direction. I'll pop by every couple of weeks or so and I think they've been down to the same shift of 12 girls or so for the last several months. Only…

I really wish there were better options in downtown Toronto. It is getting pretty consistently mediocre in here right now. On top of it all, there just isn't anywhere to stand comfortably. As overcrowded as…

I think the Sundowner has pretty much leveled off to be an average club at this point. It's pretty rare to see more than a handful of 7-UP's in here on any given night, yet…

The Rail seems content to keep its niche as Toronto's downtown tourist trap. One of the most frustrating aspects by far of a trip to the Rail is the physical layout of the club. Seats…

This club hasn't been reviewed on tuscl for a while so here's the lowdown: It's a relatively small club in a not-so-great part of town but with a nice enough interior once you get in. Cover…

I'll give New Loco the edge over its popular Mississauga counterpart Cafe Atlantis (CA). I'd always been told that CA was the place to go by the airport, but found a previous visit to CA…