Reviews

Popped into the Rail for the first time in 2026 on a Saturday night in January. It was that first weekend after the holidays so I figured things would be getting back to full swing…

6 mos ago1

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Clean club that is holding its own while other Toronto SCs implode

My most recent visit to Brass Rail took place just after midnight on a Saturday. It's now early fall but it was just before the Maple Leafs play their first home game of the season.…

9 mos ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

The Rail just keeps on chugging

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I decided to stop by the Brass Rail on a Saturday night as it had been a few months since my last visit. With summer now here, I like to check in on this place…

1 yr ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Okay, but Okay is Almost Good in this Town Nowadays

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Been going to the Rail less lately since it's been lacking in new talent for years now. Arrived just after midnight my last visit. For a Saturday, it really seemed low capacity-wise. I'd say it…

1 yr ago1

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Well Past The Best Before Date

I decided, on a whim, to check out Club Paradise on a recent Saturday night. This club has been on a sharp decline since it's 2000s heyday, and it perfectly fits the bill of a…

1 yr ago1

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Just Felt Mediocre On This Night

I checked out the Brass Rail on what I figured would be one of the last weekends before everything more or less shuts down for the holidays. The Leafs were playing on the road so…

1 yr ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Mediocre Sat Night; Could lack of new talent be explained by possible closing?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I dropped by on a Saturday night a bit after midnight recently to check out one of downtown Toronto's few remaining strip clubs that hasn't been torn down or gone out of business. There is no…

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Barely hanging on, but still better than Lancaster down the street

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place hasn't had a review in almost two years, so since I visited recently I'll provide an update. This marked the first time I'd visited Club Paradise in about six or seven months as my…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Holding Steady as Best SC in Downtown Core

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited the Rail on a Saturday night just around midnight. Luckily, I was waved in without having to wait this time. On a recent prior occasion, I was told the club was at capacity (it…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Increased Lap Dance Prices Becoming Harder to Justify

I had the chance to visit Sapphire on a Saturday night at prime time for a strip club experience (12 midnight - 2 am). I used the limo service and I was lucky in that…

2 yrs ago1

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

December Downturn; Could 2024 Be End of the Line?

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I stopped in on a Saturday night on Dec 9th figuring that the following Saturdays (16th, 23rd) would be too close to Xmas and therefore would suffer from the typical thinning out that occurs during…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Spinning Its Wheels; Rumors of Closing Abound

I went on a Saturday night the weekend the NHL season opened up (though the Leafs were on the road). It was only about half-capacity yet that didn't stop them from saying the club was…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Trending downward

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I last visited here on a Saturday night just after midnight. I usually never run into a lineup but on this visit when I entered, the bouncer said "We're full." Just as I was about…

2 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Party vibe at Sapphire better than at Rhino; but girls a bit below Rhino level

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Had the chance to visit Sapphire on a Friday night. Was lucky to get the limo which meant cover was waived (I think normal cover is $45 + tax). Beers cost a pretty penny -…

3 yrs ago1

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, ON

Not the best place for lap dances

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Came by a few minutes after midnight. Place was full but maybe a little more breathing room on Friday vs. Saturday night which was welcome as it can get tough to find seating in here.…

3 yrs ago1

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Vibe Should be Better for a Saturday Night, But Still Toronto's Best Downtown SC

Arrived at the Rail a little after midnight. For a Saturday night, it just seemed off at only 50-60% or so capacity. But there was no Leaf hockey game in town that night and that…

3 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Upscale, decent selection of dancers; value lacking. Gems possible.

I hadn't been to the Rhino LV since early 2017 as I had really settled into a preference for Sapphire's during the pre-pandemic years. Since I would go to Vegas about once per year, this…

3 yrs ago

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Slipping further

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This club is really settling into a lackluster state, but then that seems to be typical for many Toronto clubs post-pandemic. Cover is now $10 on the weekends where it used to be $5 (inflation in…

4 yrs ago2

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Reasonable Bounce Back for the Rail in 2022

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Brass Rail hasn't had a review so far in 2022 so here's an update for those interested. I would say that the club has bounced back to a level that I will admit I didn't anticipate…

4 yrs ago

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

First Visit Post-Lockdown

★★★★★★★4.0/10

As Toronto entered Stage 3 of re-opening recently, I decided to take the plunge and visit a SC for the first time since before the lockdown was imposed in March. I had considered the Brass Rail…

5 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Probably better than SR, but Vegas Clubs Suck for Value & Comfort

I called for the limo and arrived on a Friday right around midnight. Can't complain about the limo ride. Got in with no cover and only had to tip the driver. I found Sapphire to be…

6 yrs ago

Upper Brass

Toronto, ON

Increase in Comfort Level vs. Lower Brass