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mikeya02

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747 posts by mikeya02

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Hot girls rocking out on guitar...

I did not know so many hotties were shredding on guitar.....I like it,..... and I'm jealous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgdRoBluNPk

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

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So I went to the doctor for a physical.....

At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample" I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 8

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We can't say "retard" anymore?

I watched a movie where a guy was called a "fucking retard", and both words were silenced. It was on FX. Really?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

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Girls that look like Jessica Rabbit

Of course my favorite is #2, the non redhead one.... http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/02/24/give-in-to-the-siren-song-of-these-eight-impossibly-hot-real-life-jessica-rabbits-2724630?lt_source=external,manual

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 11

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Where wipe guy got the idea for Brilliant!

Brilliant! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DPKf7y1F-Q

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 9

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Another Brilliant Joke...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink... "That'll be $20", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him... The gorilla orders some nachos.. "That'll be $25", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him "Say, we never get gorillas in here", says the…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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A brilliant joke....

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 5

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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

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Learn how to grow pot, and be part of the economic boom!

That's right. Here in Colorado.... http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/18511/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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Are you a 20 pump chump?

Or do you have the stamina girls like? Or, since you're paying them, does it matter?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 11

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Why did this cop pull this guy over?

Is it why I think it is? http://imgur.com/gallery/DRjbb

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 2

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I am now the Dougster of UltimateGuitar.com

Lol! I made one sentence and this guy goes apeshit..... mikeya02 posted on Feb 08, 2015 05:38 pm # I'm sure Morello fans would be surprised that Bo Diddley did that same scratching dj sound 50+ years ago....lol reply N7Crazy posted on Feb 09,…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

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Juice's favorite guitarist...... Buckethead

Yes, he plays with a KFC bucket on his head,,,lol http://www.musicmarauders.com/2011/07/buckethead-gimmick-or-guitar-god.html

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 11

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Wrestler Haystacks Calhoun was a cousin of Juice?

Check the pic out......notice the fresh bling http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/bios/h/haystacks-calhoun/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 10

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If you won the Lottery, what's the first thing you would do?

Me? There's a few girls I would call and say, "silly bitch, you should of been nicer to me. see ya"

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 27

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@TheProphetJuice.......Amazing Grace by the Mighty Groundhogs

Lol!....this is over 40 years old, and PJ now starts talking about holy groundhogs.....I like this electrified version

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 7

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Carl's Jr. commercials are the hottest

Super hot actually.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OhSKjfgCZU

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 15

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Superman lives!

Well, not really, but this guy will always have this video.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lC1-YPNWo

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 4

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Beauty and the JuiceBeast.....

And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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I just realized that the Game of War: Fire Age girl is.......

Kate Upton!......mama mia that's some massive cleavage http://www.eonline.com/news/604412/kate-upton-flaunts-incredible-cleavage-rides-horse-into-battle-in-game-of-war-fire-age-watch-now

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 2

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Another Classic Joke

Two bums were wandering down the railroad tracks when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said,"I wish I could do that"! The other said, "better pet him first"

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Joke of the day

A man's boat sank in the ocean and he found himself in the water. After several hours another boat came by to rescue him. "No need to help me, the Lord will save me" he cried out. The boat left. After several…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Michael Moore- asshole of the century

Once again the ugly fat fuck shoots his mouth off. Snipers are cowards......if i saw him in person, i would blast a full can of mace in his face

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12

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Fun quiz ........What movie did this come from?

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 16

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Hey Farmer- basic history

1962: The number of US military advisors increased from 700 to 12,000 1963: President Diem was killed in a military coup 15,000 US military advisors were in South Vietnam 1964: the…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 5
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