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mikeya02

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747 posts by mikeya02

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So what's up with the Secret Service?.......

Guys with knives barging into the White House, drones and gyrocopters landing on the lawn. No wonder China, Russia, and of course Iran keep sticking it to us (more nuclear reactors). We can't even protect a lawn.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 10

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The Wangcaster....the guitar with balls of tone.......

Hellllo Detroit! Are you ready to rock out?.....scuse me while I whip this out http://www.q107.com/2014/03/25/wangcaster-guitar-for-sale/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1

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If Founder gave out TUSCL tee-shirts and caps, would you want or buy one?

Just a simple TUSCL design. I think I would, cuz most people would wonder what it means. A good conversation starter

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 17

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If A Streetcar Named Desire had an asian guy instead of Marlon Brando.......

At the ending he would have been yellling "Sterra!.......STERRA!" Motor made me think of this

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 2

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When Wrestling was Huge...

Haystacks Calhoun vs Man Mt. Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W3YJn6MSc

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 4

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"Hi I'm a stripper with D cups........

....here's some pics. Should I send you more sexy pics? Would being more naughty earn me more money? I get so horny. In fact I would like to fuck some of you." 100 replies later.......... " Oh thank you, you guys are…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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Why is Alucard's hate list still on his profile?

Everything else on his epic profile is gone. This doesn't seem right. At least Shadow propped him one last RIP

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 5

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Have a nice and peaceful Easter.........

You low-brow motherfuckers......

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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Farmerart, he had a ranch...

E I E I O..... Around his ranch, he had some cats... E I E I O...... With a blast blast here, and a blast blast there.... Here a blast, there a blast, everywhere a blast blast.. Farmerart, he had no cats... E I E I…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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Please Warm My Weiner

A great strip club song...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 3

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Whats that smells like Fish, Mama........

Food, if you really want to know..... Heres a snappy tune from the 30"s....yes, i think he is singing about what I think he's singing about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Happy 70th Birthday Eric Clapton

Boy.....time sure flies by

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 15

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Mustard, ketchup, mayo

So what do you prefer on what? ketchup: burgers, scrambled eggs, french fries mustard: hot dogs, ham and swiss on rye mayo: roast beef sandwiches, BLT's Of course these are interchangeable...what do you guys like?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 23

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If you could suck your cock, would you?

Maybe this is a teen-ager thing. Maybe I'm wrong. This came up on another site..... I seem to be down-voted nargoth posted on Mar 27, 2015 03:28 pm # Autofelatio is legit, I can do it, I'm hypermobile. You don't actually bend…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 19

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You guys remember grade school humor?.........

Here's one..... My mother laid over the ocean... My mother laid over the sea... My father laid over my mother... And that's how I came to be others?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 3

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Three yr old girl is a master pole dancer.....

Lol!..this baby is awesome, I'm not kidding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WymnGFWLyM

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 9

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A stripper walks up to the store counter and asks for a box of condoms......

The guy behind the counter says, " you must be a stripper " " What a stereotypical statement " says the girl. "Is it because I'm blonde and have big tits?" " Well no" says the counter guy. "You think only strippers buy…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 3

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Hot girls in the kitchen......

....are one of the greatest things ever...this is in honor of Slickspics spectacular photo gallery (RIP) http://thechive.com/2012/09/19/girls-in-the-kitchen-its-not-sexist-its-just-hot-42-photos/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 14

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Stand up comic...

Here is a joke I made up. You will not find it anywhere....... Q: What magic words would a magician use if he also did breast enlargements? A: Breast-o, change-o!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 2

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SJG's profile.....

It is awesome. This guy is a true man of words. The volumes of his diary must number in the thousands. ,,,lol

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 10

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Safest and luckiest girl.....

When she dates, they ought to keep the guys on their toes.... http://www.laugh18.com/safest-and-luckiest-kid-in-the-world/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 1

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Ever ask a girl to send a pic.....

...and you got this? https://www.flickr.com/photos/127324099@N02/15996639924/

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Wash your Ass by Redd Foxx...

Hopefully, wipe guy will learn and move on....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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Hey Zip/Slaux....etc

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 10

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Things strippers don't want to hear.....

I guess so....I try to keep any dork comments light-hearted... http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamassey/fuck-you-pay-me?fb_action_ids=10206004787181829&fb_action_types=og.shares&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B762179247211249%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.shares%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D#.mgl81QG9j

mikeya0211 yrs ago 4 3
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