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So I went to the doctor for a physical.....

At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample"
I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"

8 comments

  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    I'm scheduled for my annual exam in 10 days. I'll have to remember that. :)
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Went to the Doc for my annual,he said,"Dice get outta here,you're a perfect asshole".
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Lol
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Moto,do you stutter?
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Yes, s-, s-, som-, sometimes I do.

    I g-, g-, g-, get nervous around p-, p-, p-, pretty girls.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Me: (going down)..You have a huge vagina......you have a huge vagina
    Her: you don't have to say it twice!
    Me: I didn't
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    Shadow,do you consider that OTC?
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    So the first guy forgot to wipe! Brilliant!
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