So I went to the doctor for a physical.....

I'm scheduled for my annual exam in 10 days. I'll have to remember that. :)

Went to the Doc for my annual,he said,"Dice get outta here,you're a perfect asshole".

Lol

Moto,do you stutter?

Yes, s-, s-, som-, sometimes I do.

I g-, g-, g-, get nervous around p-, p-, p-, pretty girls.

Me: (going down)..You have a huge vagina......you have a huge vagina Her: you don't have to say it twice! Me: I didn't

Shadow,do you consider that OTC?

So the first guy forgot to wipe! Brilliant!