At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample"
I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"
So I went to the doctor for a physical.....
At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample"
I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"
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last commentI'm scheduled for my annual exam in 10 days. I'll have to remember that. :)
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Went to the Doc for my annual,he said,"Dice get outta here,you're a perfect asshole".
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Lol
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Moto,do you stutter?
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Yes, s-, s-, som-, sometimes I do.
I g-, g-, g-, get nervous around p-, p-, p-, pretty girls.
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Me: (going down)..You have a huge vagina......you have a huge vagina
Her: you don't have to say it twice!
Me: I didn't
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Shadow,do you consider that OTC?
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So the first guy forgot to wipe! Brilliant!
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