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So I went to the doctor for a physical.....

mikeya02

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

At the end he said, "I need a semen,a urine, and a stool sample" I said, "Hey doc, I'm in a hurry, how about I leave you my underwear?"

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shadowcat

I'm scheduled for my annual exam in 10 days. I'll have to remember that. :)

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tumblingdice

Went to the Doc for my annual,he said,"Dice get outta here,you're a perfect asshole".

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motorhead

Lol

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tumblingdice

Moto,do you stutter?

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motorhead

Yes, s-, s-, som-, sometimes I do.

I g-, g-, g-, get nervous around p-, p-, p-, pretty girls.

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mikeya02

Me: (going down)..You have a huge vagina......you have a huge vagina Her: you don't have to say it twice! Me: I didn't

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tumblingdice

Shadow,do you consider that OTC?

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4got2wipe

So the first guy forgot to wipe! Brilliant!

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