Comments by HonestT (page 14)

Thanks for checking out and reviewing this new club, on opening night!

For keeping it real and exposing the ROBs for what they are.

Great review; thanks for breaking down the pricing and talent.

You just saved me $50 of curiosity. Thank you!

Very accurate review; it sets expectations well.

I like your writing style, and would be interested in reading more of your adventures.

Great follow-up to the story. Maybe I will consider a body rub massage from Backpage, after all.

A few weeks have gone by, please post the next installment!

No complaints about the above comments. All were spot on. Once at Sirens I had a pretty, Light skinned, multiracial (black/Asian) girl sneak up behind me and solicit a dance. I only saw her face, hair and boobs spilling out of her too small bikini top. I agreed to a VIP dance and walked back. I then noticed she was plus sized, which is normally okay. When doing the dance she got me hard, then proceeded to slam her fat ass on my cock and nearly break it. I broke away after the second song by saying I was out of money and gave her a small tip. She then proceeded to pinch and twist my nipples while saying, "don't you have some credit cards or ATM cards or something?!" I said, "yes I do, but I was tryin to be polite!". She smacked her lips and huffed off to pay the club their portion. I made a B line for a manager, and told him, but he didn't care. I haven't been back in almost a year.

14 dances are a few too many to stack. After 5-6 she should have questioned the customer, if he was not a regular. Management not backing the employees is not unique to strip clubs. When I worked retail sales, the customer was always right, even when they were ripping the store off. This behaivor exists in the corporate world as well. Had more than one manager claim he supported his employees, then become completely spineless in front of their manager.

Thanks for your comments, starbeam. I know I think (most) strippers are awesome! As long as I bring dead presidents with me, and let them mingle.

To answer your first question, I would say no. Ordinary or low mileage clubs still serve their function, plus "supply and demand" keeps them in business. I went to a Columbus club last night (Dollhouse review), and even though the mileage didn't compare to the Detroit area clubs, I still had a good time, and I still got to meet ladies I wouldn't normally get to meet. I did have issue with the value of a dollar, there. Sounds like Partner's is worth a visit. Thanks for the info.

Some people go to a restaurant and want what's not on the menu; a chef's special of sorts. Most people just order from the menu. Why should the menu orderers be offended that some people get special items? Just be happy getting what you want.

GMD, you're being too hard on yourself. I would say you are not a PL, at all. As stated, you get your freak on, and you get it on your own terms. Both are not consistent with the PL definition. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say many members of TUSCL consider you a SC role model. I agree with AnonymousJim and others above; she's really into you. I would think you might consider upgrading your relationship status, given how "faithful" she has been to you. Especially since she is your current Favorite. Please keep us updated on any breaking news.

Thanks for the tip, GoVikings. A Virginia biz training is a near future option for me. No need to research SCs in the area.

From personal experience, I know how hard it is to hook up that fantasy threeway with the wife. But after reading your multiple experiences, it appears that this particular lady will not be involved in your happy ending. In this economy and competitive industry, I would expect things to move much more quickly, and to the point. Happy hunting, and good luck.

I've experienced pretty much the same night as described above, minus the great Chinese food and pizza deals. Cincinnati has long been the SC void of Ohio. I think that is why they have a booming and vibrant Escort industry. If you ever venture to backpages.com, you will be impressed with the quality and quantity, for Ohio. Thanks for your review.

Good luck hooking up that three-way mootp0int! You guys are getting to be super savvy with the clear heels ladies.

@DougS: Great article. Please continue to school us with your knowledge and experience. A few points to discuss: 1) Being freshly showered is almost a big of a risk as smelling like a woman. - I try the "whore's bath" method of a half dozen wet ones, if I don't have a shower. But I always chase with gasoline! Pump some gas into your car and when you pull out the pump, catch the drips in your hand (oh the puns). Rub them together, or even on your neck. This will give you a decent reason to shower at home. 2) Like someone mentioned above, my fake biz card in the possession of some OTC dancer is too risky. - I can't offer an alternative, so I'll shut up. I love the Google Voice idea, but Google is notorious for archiving personal search information for people with accounts, and just the IP address for those without. I'm still skeptical on this one. 3) Keeping your party kit hidden is a real chore. - I have a tough enough time keeping my free admission cards hidden. I try to dispose of everything possible each time. Condoms, lubes, toys. This can be pricey, but the piece of mind is priceless. Concerning clothing, I try to buy a similar/duplicate shirt and pant combo that I can switch to and dispose of on return, if possible. Cheap black dress shirts, discounted shorts or slacks. It tricky moving this stuff around in the summer, but easy in the winter months. 4) Car Coverage - Stray hairs are a challenge. Try the "someone from lunch at work" alibi, if possible. The car Febreeze trick is genius, I had taken to buying new air fresheners a lot. White Castle smells like crazy, in your car! Great thread!

Joesparty, thanks for the confessional. Many of the comments were helpful as well. Nothing like having money, (temporary) power, and women to make you jumble your priorities.

Dancers make deals at lots of clubs. In Columbus, Ohio private dances are $30-$35 a piece (no extras). In Dayton, the same dace will cost you $20, yet the dancers make deals all the time. I paid $60 ($10 tip per song) for 2 dances at The Living Room and the dancer gleefully said, "for that much I'll give you another dance!" And practically grinded my dick off. Those three dances had more mileage than any dance I've received in Columbus in 5 years. Why shouldn't I ask for a deal up front? Daisy have you ever bought a car? Are you really going to pay full price and not try to negotiate? Are you honestly gonna care that the salesperson has bills to pay and they only get 3% of that sale? You may have caught the footjobber in a lie, but how many times are you going to trust your stripper coworker? The coworkers that strippers on this very board have said they see girls pissing on each other's clothing and stealing their customers by offering more mileage? I get that you were upset when you posted that, but you need to be realistic. I can tell you from experience that working retail SUCKS. Get your money, pay your bills and then move onto a new career when you can no longer stand it. I used to work in a video game store from 93-96. That was all I could stand. Everyday people tried to steal from the store. Ppl knew the store closed at 9pm, but would come in at 5 till and take their sweet time. Ppl tried to cut deals on set priced items. They always said, "but Walmart does it" knowing full well that was a lie. It would be pointless to go on a customer forum and complain about these habits. Get your money, grin and *bare* it, and move on.

Thanks for posting. Keep reading the playbook and staying mentally prepared. Eventually your skills or body will be needed in the game. Just make sure not to fumble when you get your chance. ;^)

I really enjoyed your article and most of the comments. Two points I learned years ago: 1) As you highlighted, be sure to physically contact you woman as often as possible. Frequently it is too loud to carry on a conversation, so a disconnect may happen between the two of you. Hand holding, arm around the shoulders or on the leg are great for this. I didn't do this the first time and my wife started just watching me, instead of what we paid for. 2) Do your best not to get mesmerized by any specific dancer, and do not speak about her more than once after asking you woman if she wants to dance with her. I was trying to get my wife to change her hair for months and this super sexy dancer had nearly the exact cut and color I wanted my wife to get. I setup a dance with her for us and everything went great. But discussing that dancer by name in car on the way home coupled with mentioning her hair the next day suddenly got me a weekend in the doghouse! I look forward to your next article.