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11 years ago
Urban legend confirmed: Fried chicken really is the way to a stripper's.........Total bullshit story.
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11 years ago
Labia surgery...why didn't they ask us?There are ugly vulvas. I just dont see them until the lights come on.
Then I think to myself "why did I fuck that girl just now?"
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11 years ago
Please allow me to introduce myself...God must be laughing at these idiots.
Hasn't anybody bothered to read the end of the Book?
Satan and his worshipers are cast into the lake of fire.
REPENT before the club closes at 2am.
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11 years ago
Cheetah AtlantaRoadrunner:
What info are you looking for? Do you think that these SOB's are going to tell you how much Bella will do you in the VIP?
Real gentlemen will tell the tale, but omit the names to protect the dancers. So should you.
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11 years ago
Giving strippers a fake name?Why would I give dancers a fake name? They already have a fake name.
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11 years ago
Ability to speak Klingon...Zipman we need you nowWaddell is not the only "nut" from North Carolina. We have one here on TUSCL also.
But at least he isn't running for public office (yet).
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11 years ago
LanguageMy conversational Spanish is enough to communicate with most all the LatÃnas.
However, as my Latino brothers know, my "Mexican" Spanish sometimes requires additional words to be understood as our "slang" is slightly different from other Spanish speakers.
Besides, "fuck me" and "I love your big dick" sounds so much prettier in Spanish.
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11 years ago
Is it wrong for Dennis Rodman to go to North Korea?Weak-minded people are easily manipulated into doing things to fulfill the motives of those more intelligent.
When Mr. Rodman no longer serves any useful purpose, he will be terminated.
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11 years ago
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?My dick hurts just thinking about all these scenarios.
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11 years ago
getting a reputation with the dancersYes, a Puerto Rican dancer I know told the other dancers in the club I had a big dick.
How she found out, I have no idea........
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11 years ago
Fuck the discreetion and go point blankNo......
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Why Juicebox Should be BannedIt's almost impossible to get anyone banned from this site.
TUSCL is quite a site....
On Clubs and Dancers and Sex, it sheds quite a light......
But Oh, with Trolls and Assholes, it is impossible to ban them they say......
With Founder, well that's just not his way.....
With cursing, rudeness and attacks each day......
I'm afraid the obnoxious Trolls and Assholes, well of course they're here to stay........
(My apologies to Dr. Seuss.)
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11 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
'Tis the SeasonAt least dancers have some morals.
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11 years ago
J-Law and her amazing BUTT PLUGS!!!And now I'm feelin' better 'Cause I found out for sure
She took me to her doctor And he told me of a cure
He said that any love is good love So I took what I could get Yes, I took what I could get
And then she looked at me with them big brown eyes
And said, You ain't seen nothin' yet B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something, here's something your never gonna forget baby, you know, you know, you know you just ain't seen nothin' yet.
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11 years ago
JaiL Bird QueerSnack Box, what in the hell is your infatuation with gay sex?
This is a forum where we want to discuss pussy, not dicks.
Get a grip man.
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11 years ago
Ever get TiredSnack Box, you are a crazy sick bastard.
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11 years ago
Never again with a Stripper!I remember once I scheduled a visit with a Fav to occur in one week. When I arrived, she apologized profusely, saying she had started her period that day.
"Do you want to call off our date", she asked.
I said "that's ok, it's natural for a woman to have her period."
I fucked the shit out of her.
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11 years ago
This May Explain a LotMost dancers use alcohol or drugs to lower their natural inhibition so they can strip for total strangers.
And yes we look better to them when they have had a few.
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11 years ago
Clubs with OTCLMFAO Slick!!!!!!
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11 years ago
All strippers are whores?The difference between a girl who is a whore and one who is not depends on if what they do is moral or immoral.
If a dancer sucks your dick, she's a whore you pay.
If your girlfriend sucks your dick, she's a whore you love.
If your wife sucks your dick, well that ain't happening, but she's not a whore because that's considered "moral".
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11 years ago
Clubs with OTCTrsan:
If you have to ask the guys on this forum where to find OTC, you are very inexperienced or Law Enforcement.
OTC is a mutual hookup between 2 consenting adults. It is not like ordering from E-Bay.
Go build a relationship and write us in 6 months to tell us how its going.
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11 years ago
All strippers are whores?There are levels of whores:
1. A common street hoe fucks whoever she can for money.
2. A Porn girl fucks who she is told to for money and shows her body to everyone.
3. A dancer fucks who she chooses for money, but shows her body to guys in the club.
4. A nasty girl fucks for fun but not necessarily for money.
5. A good girl only fucks you.
6. Your wife doesn't fuck anybody.
So I guess dancers are about #3 on the bad girl rankings.
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11 years ago
What Does It Mean If She Swallows?BX, a girl that swallows is a girl that is totally into you when you have sex with her.
They are so valuable, that if you find one you should keep her.
But don't fall in love with a dancer.